It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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I'm on a boat motherfucker don't you ever forget
now just get some prostitutes and you're will ferrels wet dreams
Fucking on a boat is more fun
He must go to harvard
I don't like this oneeee
Okay, seriously my birthday is tomorrow and the weather just broke enough to take the speedboat out. Sign from God?
I got my flippy-floppies.
It's my birthday too but I'm landlocked
3:19... Your a bad ass
YOUR birthday and you're stuck pleasing yourself...bummer for you.
Insert on a boat quotes here:
How about taking a hot girl on your boat and fucking her for your birthday? Be a man!
Watch out for "seamen"!!!
Boats and hoes
How sad. That might be one of the worst ways to spend a birthday I have ever heard of, and this is coming from a girl whose mom made her watch the video of her birth by c section every year until she turned 14.
Sounds like a good day unless you're the boat
Don't forget your nautical themed pashminha afghan
Wow, looks like ur gonna get a canoe in about 9 momths
Weeellllllcooome aboard, it's looooooove.
I'm on a boat and\nIt's going fast and...
TangoSuckaa you are my hero.
Yeah why are you masturbating on your birthday? Not even pity birthday sex?