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  It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.

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• AKA masterboating

  Submitted by cevtine on Jun 9, 10 at 3:19pm

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• I'm on a boat motherfucker don't you ever forget

  Submitted by crackajake on Jun 9, 10 at 4:33pm

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• now just get some prostitutes and you're will ferrels wet dreams

  Submitted by afineguy on Jun 9, 10 at 5:17pm

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• Fucking on a boat is more fun

  Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jun 9, 10 at 3:37pm

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• Yes!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 3:03pm

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• He must go to harvard

  Submitted by imtakingashit on Jun 10, 10 at 9:44am

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• I don't like this oneeee

  Submitted by purpleispretty on Jun 9, 10 at 3:05pm

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• Okay, seriously my birthday is tomorrow and the weather just broke enough to take the speedboat out. Sign from God?

  Submitted by brocky on Jun 9, 10 at 6:14pm

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• I got my flippy-floppies.

  Submitted by jbubbya on Jun 9, 10 at 8:32pm

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• It's my birthday too but I'm landlocked

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 9:56pm

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• 3:19... Your a bad ass

  Submitted by Okie20 on Jun 9, 10 at 9:08pm

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• YOUR birthday and you're stuck pleasing yourself...bummer for you.

  Submitted by jasboo on Jun 9, 10 at 5:55pm

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• East Tawas??

  Submitted by kcs99 on Jun 10, 10 at 2:02am

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• Insert on a boat quotes here:

  Submitted by lemonjuice on Jun 9, 10 at 3:24pm

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• How about taking a hot girl on your boat and fucking her for your birthday? Be a man!

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 10, 10 at 5:13am

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• Watch out for "seamen"!!!

  Submitted by bldrmn on Jun 9, 10 at 11:14pm

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  • LMFAO!!

    Submitted by Imtheone on Jun 11, 10 at 12:14pm

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• Boats and hoes

  Submitted by dodgycabbage on Jun 11, 10 at 2:24pm

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• How sad. That might be one of the worst ways to spend a birthday I have ever heard of, and this is coming from a girl whose mom made her watch the video of her birth by c section every year until she turned 14.

  Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on Jun 10, 10 at 5:36am

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• Don't forget your nautical themed pashminha afghan

  Submitted by TangoSuckaa on Jun 10, 10 at 2:09pm

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• Sounds like a good day unless you're the boat

  Submitted by alias_777 on Jun 9, 10 at 3:20pm

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• Wow, looks like ur gonna get a canoe in about 9 momths

  Submitted by zwuang on Jun 9, 10 at 4:24pm

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• I'm on a boat and\nIt's going fast and...

  Submitted by Mike_Litoris on Jun 9, 10 at 7:26pm

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• Weeellllllcooome aboard, it's looooooove.

  Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 10, 10 at 9:48am

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• Goofy basturd.

  Submitted by motoxdad on Jun 10, 10 at 7:10pm

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• Boats and hoes

  Submitted by chickster2390 on Jun 10, 10 at 10:46am

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• TangoSuckaa you are my hero.

  Submitted by bananahammok on Jun 12, 10 at 6:16pm

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• Yeah why are you masturbating on your birthday? Not even pity birthday sex?

  Submitted by scum_bag on Jun 10, 10 at 1:56am

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