got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Will exercising make me less horny?
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