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Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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Yes, it is .. Add a box of twizzlers
Oh my god
Yeah, get some candy for the kid and your good to go:D
Apok is a moron. She may have bumped the kid and the kid was fine so why would her Friend have her arrested.
If anything, she should give you a box for allowing her kid to get behind your car.
and the FUCKIN TWINKIES
Absolutely not.
Absolutly not!!! Nothing can cover that fine!!
You're in eastern wa. Wine country. You can find a bottle for a good price!
I work at franzia ... Nice
Fantastic.
Yes, that kind of forgiveness requires a minimum of $100.
That covers it fine.
Holy shit man u will need to do a fuckload more than that
Sounds hot lilute... Wanna hook up?
Fake!!!\nNoone texts this kinda shit!!! \nIf this was real it would have started " I just got out of jail"
dude....
Erm, only if you killed it. Probably need Blossom Hill for something like that serious.
Hey your from were im from the great ol 509
Lol WTF?
Once again I'm first and I love mozzarella sticks up my butthole
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