Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!
There was a goal called back. So it was kick in the nuts, cockblock, more kicks in the nuts and finally an orgasm. Thanks Landon Donovan for the final stroke.
Right but what a great orgasm it was!
USA!!!! Bastard referees
Dude USA kicks ass. Let's win it all and make the rest of the world cry.
Yea...don't get your hopes up.
It's been almost 50 years hasn't it? Due time for another miracle...
50 years since what exactly?
Only people who don't watch soccer could even hope to imagine the USA having a chance at the World Cup. Face it boys, Mexico's the closest shot this continent has, and even then they won't take it from teams like Brazil or Argentina.
Face it boy, crazier shit has happened in sports, a la 1980 miracle on ice or even this years winter olympics. I know this is soccer and that is hockey but stuff like this does happen and the u.s. winning or making the finals would be right up there
I'll start calling soccer football when we switch to the metric system and start rolling over whenever someone invades us, until then suck it Europe... America FUCK YEAH
All the kicks to the sack only made it that much sweeter in the end.
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It is either very sad or kind of adorable that Americans think they have a chance. All those crazy Europeans and Africans will kick our asses.
let's face it, as Americans we are addicted to drama. and Clint dempsey, Landon Donovan, bob Bradley and the rest of the American team were writing, producing, directing, and starring in this one. great job boys!
This is awesome lol
Sounds like my Saturday nights.
Soccer already took off in the US. Southest and east coast acts as a canvas for all the amazing talent that's been harbored beneath it. It's huge in the u21 ages all the way from Florida to New York. So get off soccer's jock asshole
Do you believe in miracles?
Im not gonna lie i hated futbol until this world cup now im HOOKED!!
Obviously some of you don't realize that you comment on about every one of the posts on TFLN. How bout u get a life. :)
@mycoolname USA is doing ok but to go as far as to say they are going to win..... Idk about that.... None of the teams I want to win are going to :( it's probably gonna be Argentina
guckylynn its futbol. not futball.... -_-;
It's called football not soccer
It's called .com \n\nnot .co.arroganteuropeancountry\n\nget used to it :)
congratulations at immortalising your stupidity, both by buying the troll's bait and with your idiotic response.
"No, soccer is dull as dishwater and just because it stops camel traffic in Saudi Arabia doesn't mean we have to fall in line."\n- Robert Tychkowski
Actually 6:03 it's futball
FUCK YEAH\nUSA USA USA
Couldn't have said it better myself!
Some people are into that sort of thing.
Landon Donovan grad from my highskool
how bout you stfu ;)
Did anyone else notice that the Portugal supporter's comment was, by far, the dumbest one on here?... Just thought I'd point that out.
no ones said that it cuming not coming... tard.\n\nbut good game. Good Job USA
What a jerkoff. It was a great game.
Women soccer worlds cup right ?
Mmmm great visual , I bet ur a smexy guy :)
I want to have landon donovan's kids
Blahh u guys disgust me America is nothing but mcdonalds nd walmart grosss GO PORTUGAL
Wait, that text was from today. I thought this app was called "Texts From LAST NIGHT" What a sham!!! But yea that game blew until the 91st minute.
idk how you can say that the game blew, the game was exciting and full of drama throughout
That is why soccer will never take off in the USA. Most of us have too much self esteem for that crap!
Yeah, the US doesn't like being shown it isn't perfect at everything.
Portugal all the way, ain't nobody gonna put more than 1 past Eduardo!