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(504): View more from Louisiana

I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee

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(515): View more from Iowa

the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point

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(250): View more from British Columbia

she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza

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(707): View more from California

Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....

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(845): View more from New York

I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...

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(908): View more from New Jersey

My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.

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(386): View more from Florida

You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?

(1-386): View more from Florida

Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.

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