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  • There's this new cutting edge shit, I hear it prevents women from getting pregnant in the first place, I think it's called 'birth control'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:18pm
  • Pro-life or pro-choice I think we can all agree that OP needs to go back to middle school sex ed. Someone hook this chick up with a banana and a Trojan so she can practice! Oy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:44pm
  • As someone who has suffered 3 devastating miscarriages, I find this disgusting. I hope this is a joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:38pm
    • wow, someone took this personally. people have miscarriages all the time. go see a therapist.

      Submitted by Anonymousssss on Feb 23, 10 at 10:01pm
    • A miscarriage is a terrible, terrible thing...if you want the baby. Clearly you did, and I'm sorry for your losses. If you don't, however, as OP clearly does not, it's convenient.

      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 23, 10 at 10:21pm
      • Thinking abortion is a convenience is truly sickening.

        Submitted by RaCk on Feb 23, 10 at 10:31pm
        • you mean miscarriage? abortions aren't very convenient.

          Submitted by lalalalalalala on Feb 23, 10 at 11:35pm
          • Yeh I'm just realizing that I read that wrong. WHOOPS

            Submitted by RaCk on Feb 23, 10 at 11:39pm
        • Abortion is terrible, and I wish there was far less of it. I'm prochoice, but definitely not proabortion. That said, it's far more convenient than having the kid, fairly obviously. I don't believe it's preferable very often, but the convenience is really not something that can be argued.

          Submitted by Herschel on Feb 24, 10 at 12:27am
          • Less abortions, just means more kids that are going to get screwed over by life and parents that won't take care of them properly cause they didn't even want them to begin with. As discusting as it is, that's just the way life is. So I'm not against abortions... I am though against stupid people not being able to be responsible fkn people and use protection and avoid this situation.

            Submitted by Asilex on Feb 24, 10 at 12:57am
            • Yes, and adoption is a great way of getting rid of kids you don't want. Killing them, less so. Like I said, I think it should be legal, but don't try to frame it as a mercy killing or some shit like that. You're not doing it for the kid, you're doing it for yourself.

              Submitted by Herschel on Feb 24, 10 at 1:16am
    • It's ok. All she needs is a couple abortions and then let's hear her cry in fifteen years when she finds out she can't have children because of her irresponsibility when she was younger.

      Submitted by onetwothree on Feb 24, 10 at 7:31am
  • When u post shit like this think first... My wife and I have lost FOUR pregnancies that we actually wanted. For you to joke around like that is utterly repulsive. May your uterus dry up like the Sahara your dirty whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:56pm
    • what do you expect on this site? it isn't exactly a forum for high class people.

      Submitted by lalalalalalala on Feb 23, 10 at 11:36pm
  • I'm pro choice and I still think this is disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:13pm
  • Wow, talk about a pathetic waste of government funding. Too damn cheap to get the morning after pill. God don't let this girl give birth to a child, it would be another waste of taxpayers hard earned money.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:41pm
    • before you start going off about government funding, consider your stance on the death penalty. it costs more to put someone to death than to keep them in prison for life. yeah, look it up.

      Submitted by Anonymousssss on Feb 23, 10 at 10:17pm
      • Who gives a shit about the death penalty? We can have a flame war big enough for everyone to enjoy on just the abortion issue, we don't need to bring in capital punishment to fan the flames.

        Submitted by Herschel on Feb 23, 10 at 10:22pm
      • If all the liberal dumb asses weren't so stupid, there are cheaper ways to get rid of the criminals that are on death row or on a life sentence. For 1, a tree is free... and rope is pretty cheap... also a firing line is an option. Why spend unnecessary money to be politically correct? If your gonna commit the crime then you can do the time burning in hell...

        Submitted by TreyB on Feb 24, 10 at 3:14am
  • This is the worst text I have ever read on here! I am truly disgusted by you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:02pm
  • This is why you shouldn't have sex with stupid people.

    Submitted by Anonoman on Feb 23, 10 at 9:35pm
  • Aww dont do thatt ur basiclly murderinq your own kid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:46pm
  • this is suppose funny ? you need help.

    Submitted by wooof on Feb 23, 10 at 9:43pm
  • Lucky enough to have a miscarriage... You're sick. Get that baby aborted you are too retarded to have a kid, can't even take care of yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:39pm
  • Honestly..I seriously think the mods put texts on here just so they start fights. These texts aren't funny..this USED to be a funny site and now it just sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:44pm
    • it's now registered users that mod the incoming texts.

      Submitted by lalalalalalala on Feb 23, 10 at 11:37pm
    • Not gonna lie, I made an account just so I could shit on people with stupid responses and opinions. I love when texts start fights.

      Submitted by nicespelling on Feb 24, 10 at 12:16am
  • Another dumb slut in Connecticut... You should be ashamed of yourself.. Ever heard of birth control, or maybe just keep your legs closed.

    Submitted by Scorpio82 on Feb 23, 10 at 10:14pm
  • 6:53 why did you post this? It's obviously not funny. Matter of fact it's rather repulsive and sad that you and this disgusting slut are alive. That is all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:10am
  • I'm pro choice and this is upsetting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:58pm
  • U r a piece of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:36pm
  • 12:11 kill those babies whoo hoo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:25am
  • My cousin Is 20 and has 3 kids and is on goverment assistance some people should be forced to have an abortion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 11:43am
  • Well...I'm not prochoice, but with this girls frame of mind I can see why she wants an abortion. I just wish that girls like her would just get on some damn birth control, if your going to have sex at least be smart about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:06am
  • irresponsible whore. that's all I have to say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:14pm
    • and the guy is... what? a playa? high fives brah you totally banged that chick without a bag yeeeeaaaahhh man!

      Submitted by lalalalalalala on Feb 23, 10 at 11:44pm
      • Not all guys are like this, douche. I've told my girl plenty of times that I would raise a kid should it happen. So don't judge him without knowing his stance.

        Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 24, 10 at 12:07am
  • 10:17 ur an idiot. It costs 84 dollars for lethal injection. It is not cheaper to keep someone life in prison then the death penalty. Know ur facts before u blurt shit out idiot. And this text is fucking sickening. Shame on you and shame on TFLN for even approving this. Sick sick fucking world we live in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:55pm
    • 1055 - They are referring to the cost of appeals, lawyers, judges, court officials, etc.. It costs millions upon millions to finally execute someone. Life in prison IS in fact less costly.

      Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 24, 10 at 12:02am
  • Killed my baby today only $300 well spent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:27am
  • Thinking you should be shot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:33pm
  • i dont even like kids and i STILL am pretty positive you're goin to hell for that....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:01pm
  • I wish I could give this more than 1 thumbs up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:32am
  • People are taking this too seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:54pm
  • This is.. Disgusting.. Miscarriages are a terrible thing..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:26pm
  • Do humanity a favor and drop dead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:01am
  • 12:17 if someone gets an abortion that makes them a lost soul. What has christianity come to these days?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:26am
    • guess what? not everyone is christian. i'm christian myself, and it angers me to no end how people who claim to be christian are so closed-minded. jesus didn't judge...read your bible, don't make to whatever you want it to say.

      Submitted by Sombra on Feb 24, 10 at 1:05am
  • this is so trashy.

    Submitted by wonduhhbrayeddd on Feb 24, 10 at 9:07pm
  • 10:55. The injection itself is a minor part of the cost. For example, prisoners on death row are entitled to a healthy number of appeals which are often more expensive than life in prison. So, you shouldn't be so quick to name call when you yourself presented an invalid premise

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:13pm
  • She got pregnant twice on accident so yeah... She probably is a huge nasty whore. There called condoms genius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:42am
  • No free clinics without applying for assistance. However, many clinics offer student discounts. Best $300 I EVER spent.

    Submitted by Queen1027 on Feb 24, 10 at 3:30am
  • Lucky? Wow... just WOW. How about buying condoms or going on birth control? I don't get how this was even approved. It's disgusting and not even remotely funny. I agree with one of the posters that TFLN are putting these texts up just to create fights on here. Nice job.

    Submitted by RaCk on Feb 23, 10 at 10:24pm
  • Hey all you guys here about the TFLN boycott on the 26th of Feb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:16am
  • You must be soulless if you want someone to get cancer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:58am
  • hooray, bring on the pro-life rants!

    Submitted by whattheff on Feb 23, 10 at 9:37pm
  • 10:56 I think tht u fail XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:57pm
  • Wow people get pissy on here lol, the op probably wasn't being serious about being lucky, she could have been joking to lighten the mood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:12pm
    • you are correct, she was trying to lighten the mood to keep herself from having psychotic meltdown.

      Submitted by BSD on Feb 24, 10 at 6:56pm
  • Use a vacuum that way there's a chance you'll suck out your uterus so this doesn't happen again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:51pm
  • aaaa2

    Submitted by Asilex on Feb 24, 10 at 12:58am
  • 430- your a disgusting piece of shit. And a fuken loser. Who would say they were lucky to have a miscarriage ? Ur a real dumb ignorant fuk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:36pm
  • Maybe instead of hoping for a miscairrage you should just stop having sex. If you are to immature to take care of a baby or do not want a baby then maybe you are to immature to have sex or should just simply not be having it. That is a simple answer to your pathetic question. Hopefully if you are ever given a gift as great as a baby you will not be as stupid as you are now.

    Submitted by 1569 on Feb 24, 10 at 4:25pm
  • Total TRASH - ewwww not funny at all!

    Submitted by spinuphill on Mar 17, 10 at 9:04pm
  • You are pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:20am
  • This is fucked up, tfnl staff think before you click

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:03pm
  • 11:34 go to hell. No seriously you will go to hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:40pm
  • Abortions rule I'm sick of bitches complaining how hard it is to raise a child then abort

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:22am
  • hahahaha. this text is so politically incorrect; i dig it. abortion should be mandatory.

    Submitted by lickonmyballs on Feb 23, 10 at 11:28pm
  • Abortions rule more women should get them so low lives don't rule the planet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:20am
  • i'd just like to say to all the people who are anonymous and talking shit, what right do you have to judge? don't say that i shouldn't be alive for posting this. yes, its sick, but i see the humorous side to it. and if you have a problem with that then just don't comment on it. don't even go on this site if all you're going to do is bring people down to help your own self esteem.

    Submitted by BSD on Feb 25, 10 at 3:18pm
  • I'm soviet Russia I abort all children

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:07am
  • Jesus saved this world And loves you and your children no matter what.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:34pm
  • That is fuckedddd upp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:11am
  • Wow... What a horrible way to put that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:54am
  • Suck that fetus out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:41am
  • This HAS to be a fake. Please tell me it is.. There can't be someone in this world this stupid, disgusting, dirty, nasty, and pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:32pm
    • There is an infestation of people in this world that are this stupid, disgusting, dirt, nasty and pathetic unfortunately.

      Submitted by RaCk on Feb 23, 10 at 10:41pm
  • I hope the world will be lucky enough to have you die next you worthless scumbag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:50am
  • Be sure to give your fetus to stem cell research

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:03am
  • The fact that people are having so many children at the age of 15 is more sickening than abortion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:00am
  • FIRST!?!?!?!!!!!1111!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:19pm
  • They were stillborns... My wife gave birth to dead babies. So go fuck yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:03pm
  • I'm tired.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:24pm
  • last.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:32pm
  • Ish!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:46pm
  • This needs to be taken down- disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:12am
  • (859):Fuck that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:09am
  • That's sick! don't have sex if you can't be respnsible enough to face the consequences. You sound REAL mature.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:48pm
  • You're sick. I certainly hope you don't procreate. There's no more room in this world for selfish assholes like you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:57pm
  • 9:41 amen!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:45pm
  • Fake or not, this text should not have made it on this site. In no way shape or form is this even remotely funny. The people who moderate these texts should be fucking ashamed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:22am
  • It's called birth control. Use it! cause comments like this make us prochoice people look bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:10pm
  • Your attempt at a joke failed miserably

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:24am
  • 11:13, you're an idiot. Pro-choice doesn't mean "pro-use-abortion-as-birth-control" which I'd clearly OP's mindset. It's is your body your choice, but it's not meant to be an excuse or being irresponsible and/or ignorant. Just my 2 cents.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:31pm
  • My friend is the op of the txt I proud that she knows she can't handle a kid and I kicker her in the stomach and now she is bleeding problem solved

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 11:40am
  • Seriously?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:31am
  • Ughhhh, people are so fucking disappointing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:10pm
  • I love this girl ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:34am
  • "Lucky enough for a second miscarriage" That is very sickening. Very sorry I read this, really wish I didn't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:21pm
  • Amen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:38pm
  • VERY glad everyone else saw this the same way I did. \nThis text makes me want to vomit. \nIt doesnt help anyone that people like this are stupid but do we REALLY need to top it off with heartlessness?\nDisgusting waste of oxygen.

    Submitted by kaykes on Jun 6, 11 at 9:54pm
  • 12:11 YOU SICK FUCK. You are a twisted fucking sicko...disgusting. You're not fucking amusing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:25am
  • More evidence love doesn't exist, and that humans are the worst cruelist most disgusting species in this world, I hope people like this learn to breed with eachother...or just not raise kids something fuck...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:57pm
  • Hey flames, unbunch your panties. This was made up and somehow made it to the site. There are too many people as it is. Pro-life preachers will diminish in the future.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:41am
  • We should kill all the orphans, poor people, and black people, the world would be in peace and rich! Everyone would win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:26am
  • I'll pray for your lost soul...you are disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:17am
    • find another site for a source of entertainment. this one is not for you.

      Submitted by Sombra on Feb 24, 10 at 1:12am
  • I'm Ron burgandy. You stay classy 860.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:30pm
  • Get your lazy ass up and do it yourself! Lmfao.(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:51pm
  • You should seriously have your vag sewn shut!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 7:55am
  • Das pretty dark

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:07am
  • I can't believe people get thus up in arms about texts. Some people have a dark sense of humor while others are offended by anything stronger than G ratings. To each his own, but don't waste your energy on something that makes you this upset.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:19pm
  • You liked the fact that you had a miscarriage? You liked the fact that your baby died? I honestly did not know that the human race could be this disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:55am
  • Stupid bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:46am
  • How could anyone give this a thumbs down, miscarriage is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:34pm
  • I was fortunate enough to have a miscarriage last time I got pregnant. Thank god too because I hate the akward drive to the abortion clinic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:29pm
    • Troll!! And no, i'm not referring to your message but simply to what I'm sure you look like.

      Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 24, 10 at 12:04am
  • George Tiller caused miscarriages, until he got miscarried

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:24pm
  • OP Have you ever thought of suicide?....no...well you need to, seriously. Wear a condom or get the morning after pill, or you know what? Don't have sex, this world does not need another fuckup wasting the governments money

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:24am
  • jump on a trampoline

    Submitted by lalalalalalala on Feb 23, 10 at 11:34pm
  • I hope I live to see the day every Tom Harry and his uncle realizes that nobody really gives a shit about their little opinions so they should realy shut the fuck up and stop looking down on other people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:18pm
  • You will regret your choices as you get older and the guilt will nearly kill you. Rethink your attitude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:46pm
    • i mean, honestly. stop. this is texts from last night. read the tagline (remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night? we do). it's drunken douchebags doing what drunken douchebags do best...make ridiculous comments while drunk.

      Submitted by Sombra on Feb 24, 10 at 1:10am
  • Go on bc whore!! U don't deserve to ever have children! Miscarriages are not blessings asshole!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:13pm
  • That's fucked up and not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:11pm
  • "Whore!!!!" "Ill be praying for you cause I think that'll do something" "I don't believe in abortion but I think YOU shouldve been aborted... Wait what?" You people are funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:31am
  • That's just sick and cruel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:11pm
  • Also pro choice and disgusted. OP should be sterilized to prevent future generations of idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:28pm
  • How fucking lazy are you that you can't google it yourself? I mean fuck, you typed it into a phone, surely you can type it into a computer in less time than that.

    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 23, 10 at 10:23pm
    • She was obviously too lazy to use any form of birth control so it doesn't surprise me that she's having someone else research her dirty work for her.

      Submitted by RaCk on Feb 23, 10 at 10:43pm
    • sometimes computers break. i know, SHOCKING.

      Submitted by Anonymousssss on Feb 23, 10 at 10:48pm
      • WHAT??? How about dialing 411 on your phone and finding out? Or looking in the phone book? The world doesn't revolve around the internet.

        Submitted by RaCk on Feb 23, 10 at 11:08pm
        • why are you focusing on her asking her friend to google it? lol are you not seeing the part about being pregnant again and saying it would be "luck" for her to miscarry? whether i have an issue with what this chick said or not it just seems like you're arguing over a way lesser issue.

          Submitted by lalalalalalala on Feb 23, 10 at 11:40pm
          • I think the issue is that if this 'tard had 3 minutes to have sex she has 3 minutes to google "Planned parenthood" on her fancy iphone

            Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 24, 10 at 12:03am
          • If the choice is between an abortion and a miscarriage, the miscarriage would be luck - it's the same outcome, but less effort, something that's obviously fairly important to the sort of idiot who has unprotected sex. Her viewpoint is absurd to me, but I can see that she holds it. The Google thing is just weird no matter what you believe.

            Submitted by Herschel on Feb 24, 10 at 12:30am
  • Fourth and choose life, your mom did. And I don't really care but I would love to see the religious battle that is sure to occur any minute now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:37pm
    • "choose life, your mom did"\n\nThat's about the most retarded stance you could take. Oh, no, I could have possibly not existed?? I can't miss what I've never had.

      Submitted by quoteXunquote on Feb 24, 10 at 12:52am
  • <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 4:33pm
  • This was not real STFU you sensitive twats

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:02am
  • Omg!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:11pm
  • Firsssssstttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:02pm
  • Dude, I hate to touch in such a crazy topic..your decisions are clearly your choice.. But consider other people before you post such a wicked comment you ignorant bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:58am
  • Fucking idiot! People like you make me sick! Stupid whore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:55am
  • Just punch her belly until her pussy starts bleeding. Free and u have fun!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:29am
  • Wait why would this be upsetting to a pro choice person??? It's a contradiction for u to want people to be allowed their choice but then shun them for the reasons they chose it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:13pm
  • seriously? this is ridiculous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:52pm
  • It is easy enough to induce a miscarriage

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:19pm
    • Please don't listen to this poster. No it's not.

      Submitted by RaCk on Feb 23, 10 at 11:00pm
      • trampoline

        Submitted by lalalalalalala on Feb 23, 10 at 11:42pm
        • How old are you? and I hope you are kidding. Jumping on a trampoline will NOT cause a miscarriage. Good lord. And no not even throwing yourself down a flight of stairs will do it either. I fell when I was very pregnant and the baby was fine. There is a reason for amniotic fluid that surrounds the fetus - it's to protect it from the mother when she sustains injury.

          Submitted by RaCk on Feb 23, 10 at 11:53pm
  • Get the f on birth control!!!! What the hell is wrong with you??? You should be disgusted!!! Killing babies is not a form of birth control! This is do sad.... Stupid liberals all you care about is someone else cleaning up your mess and not living with any consequences. This is just gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:13am
  • Hahaha! Why are you tools getting mad? It is probable that this could just be a joke and it didn't happen. It's funny. And what would you expect from this site? If it makes you made, go to another site. Your angry comments won't stop people from posting fucked up shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:06am
  • This topic always makes vaginas bleed. Go back to smelling your own farts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:06am
  • You're fucking disgusting.

    Submitted by dmb3341 on Jan 14, 12 at 12:40am
  • Adoption Is lovely so is abortion :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:23am
  • Ct keeping it classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:41pm
  • If only you where aborted. One can only wish

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:09am
  • lmao.

    Submitted by madamcreepy69 on Mar 10, 10 at 5:17pm
  • Fuck you all. Leave me alone. I'm not a dirty whore. Hey there sexy wanna cum inside me unprotected? Sure!! Like omg i've never slept with a black guy before. Is your penis REALLY as big as people think? Hehe ;).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:59pm
  • I agree that is a fucked up thing to say, but don't come to this site if you're going to bitch about the texts on it. There is a ton of racist shit on this website.

    Submitted by nicespelling on Feb 24, 10 at 12:12am
  • let me just say in defense to the person that sent this to me, its better for the baby, and she wanted ME to look it up because he computer is broken. if she had a child it would be born into a life of neglect from an alcoholic coke head mother who can't hold down a job. so please, leave your comments to yourself. and fyi, its not a fake text. it was texted while i was at work one day. bye bye now. :)

    Submitted by BSD on Feb 24, 10 at 6:53pm
  • 3:14. You can't be American. Otherwise you would know that in the US we use liberal as an adjective rather than to name a political party. It would also have meant you read and understand the Constitution.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:24am
  • Why Is it that anytime people mention abortion people just go crazy with their political ideals, this isn't a debate people. Get a life. Get friends so we don't have to listen to you bitch on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 7:44pm
  • @2:18: Yes, that does make her an irresponsible whore. If she can't afford birth control, she needs to close her legs. And if she was stupid enough to get knocked up once and didn't learn her lesson...well, maybe that poor baby was better off this way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:38am
  • Thank you 11:40! Now try the vacuum just to make sure! 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:03pm
  • Hay, like Prez Obaba says. She made mistake, I'd hate for her to be "punished...with a baby"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 4:09am
  • Shame on u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:48pm
  • Sick slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:47pm
  • free clumpy!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:16am
  • Ohhhh my god, chill the fuck out. No need to take a text from a comedy site to heart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:41am
  • This is sick, and makes me ashamed of American culture. These texts should not be submitted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:33am
  • all the closed minded people calling this girl a whore and saying abortion is wrong and basically preaching your own beliefs, where are you from? i'd like to avoid those places.

    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Feb 23, 10 at 10:12pm
    • Los Angeles. Please, avoid it. It's not closed minded to think that this is sick, pathetic and avoidable by other means than "free abortion clinic"

      Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 23, 10 at 11:57pm
  • Wish I was aborted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:53am
  • You fuckin piece of shit..stop screwing around so much instead of killing an innocent child you selfish horny whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:22am
  • If you want a cheap abortion you can use a coat hanger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:03pm
    • Yes and then rip up your cervix and uterus in the process and get an infection to where you will need a hysterectomy and can never get pregnant again. That will be splendid.

      Submitted by RaCk on Feb 23, 10 at 11:26pm
      • That's how abortions SHOULD be performed. You wanna act irresponsibly by spreading your legs, you risk infection, sterilization and death. It's called karmaic justice, I believe.

        Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 24, 10 at 12:05am
  • Sooooo true 1257

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:01am
  • This is the first set if comments I have seen in a while where there wasn't someone using racial slurs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 11:17pm
  • HahA I did the same thing but there not free. Like $500

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 5:53pm
  • You can get birth control for $10 a month at walmart. Way cheaper than an abortion...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:19pm
  • I sincerely hope the original poster dies in a fiery wreck. What a disgusting excuse for a human being.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:01pm
  • Your going to burn in hell for being so fuckin stupid! Stop breathing... Your wasting all the good air that's used for people with brains.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:50pm
    • If you are going to call someone stupid, you should probably learn how to spell "YOU'RE" first, idiot. By your logic, you'll end up in your hell as well, for being such a fucking idiot. So please stop breathing, thanks.

      Submitted by aanonymouss on Feb 23, 10 at 11:09pm
      • I think he/she is referring to the stupidity which led to the OP's situation. HELLO, I think you're the idiot here for not being able to understand the message. Better luck next life.

        Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 24, 10 at 12:00am
        • and i think YOU'RE an idiot for not understanding that hello5789 was referring to the fact that if YOU'RE going to judge someone, you should probably learn to read and write first.

          Submitted by Sombra on Feb 24, 10 at 12:10pm
          • And here my whole life i've been thinking typos and stupidity were different things. When someone is acting stupid I'll just tell them to stop acting typo. "Great catch" ::sarcasm::

            Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 24, 10 at 11:24pm
  • I hate to get abortions. I have to stay a few days without sex, and thats my job! No sex, no money.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 11:28pm
  • Not everyone can be on birth control and sometimes mistakes happen! This doesn't mean she is some unprotected whore. Just shut the fuck up and get off the site!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:18am
  • Not funny at all..

    Submitted by marcro on Jan 9, 11 at 10:36pm
  • This is repulsive. There are women that desperately want children and can't have them. Keep your nasty legs closed or suck some dick, you worthless cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:03am
  • This is disgusting. This isn't even remotely funny. Why would someone even think this belongs on TFLN?

    Submitted by Twizabeth on Feb 24, 10 at 1:20am
  • Oh my gosh this is fucking terrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:53am
  • I own one and do the abortions myself. I like to make abortions on girls with 5 or more months because the baby still moves after I take it out! Hahaha So useless. I just trow them away at the garbage

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:11am
  • They should sterilize people like this. And just sterilize people who get abortions. They had their chance to have kids and they choose to get rid of it. They shouldn't have the privilage to have another one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:25pm
  • I'm pro choice but this is just plain sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 4:12am
  • Wow! What a souless Cunt. I hope you get cancer whore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:50am
    • do YOU call yourself a christian? from what i've read so far, it wouldn't really surprise me.

      Submitted by Sombra on Feb 24, 10 at 1:07am
  • Texts like these make me sad. I get that not everyone can be a parent but it's still sad to think of all the women out there who would do anything for a baby but just can't have one. :( adoption is lovely

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:22am
  • In soviet Russia we eat fetus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:31am
  • Fucking bitch! I hope you die a horrible death!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:44pm
  • Uh it's nothing to do with heightening our self esteem genius. This site IS about humor, yet I fail to see the humor in this text. Not only does she want an abortion but she's happy about the miscarriage she had previously. So really.. Where is the fucking humor?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 5:10pm
  • You're just awful... Just fucking horrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:15pm
  • This disgusts me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:56am
  • Sup ke$ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:49pm
  • A metal hanger is the cheapest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:26pm
  • People like you shouldn't be allowed to have kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:46am
  • This is sickening, be more responsible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:26am
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