when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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There's this new cutting edge shit, I hear it prevents women from getting pregnant in the first place, I think it's called 'birth control'.
Pro-life or pro-choice I think we can all agree that OP needs to go back to middle school sex ed. Someone hook this chick up with a banana and a Trojan so she can practice! Oy
As someone who has suffered 3 devastating miscarriages, I find this disgusting. I hope this is a joke.
wow, someone took this personally. people have miscarriages all the time. go see a therapist.
A miscarriage is a terrible, terrible thing...if you want the baby. Clearly you did, and I'm sorry for your losses. If you don't, however, as OP clearly does not, it's convenient.
Thinking abortion is a convenience is truly sickening.
you mean miscarriage? abortions aren't very convenient.
Yeh I'm just realizing that I read that wrong. WHOOPS
Abortion is terrible, and I wish there was far less of it. I'm prochoice, but definitely not proabortion. That said, it's far more convenient than having the kid, fairly obviously. I don't believe it's preferable very often, but the convenience is really not something that can be argued.
Less abortions, just means more kids that are going to get screwed over by life and parents that won't take care of them properly cause they didn't even want them to begin with. As discusting as it is, that's just the way life is. So I'm not against abortions... I am though against stupid people not being able to be responsible fkn people and use protection and avoid this situation.
Yes, and adoption is a great way of getting rid of kids you don't want. Killing them, less so. Like I said, I think it should be legal, but don't try to frame it as a mercy killing or some shit like that. You're not doing it for the kid, you're doing it for yourself.
It's ok. All she needs is a couple abortions and then let's hear her cry in fifteen years when she finds out she can't have children because of her irresponsibility when she was younger.
When u post shit like this think first... My wife and I have lost FOUR pregnancies that we actually wanted. For you to joke around like that is utterly repulsive. May your uterus dry up like the Sahara your dirty whore
what do you expect on this site? it isn't exactly a forum for high class people.
I'm pro choice and I still think this is disgusting.
Wow, talk about a pathetic waste of government funding. Too damn cheap to get the morning after pill. God don't let this girl give birth to a child, it would be another waste of taxpayers hard earned money.
before you start going off about government funding, consider your stance on the death penalty. it costs more to put someone to death than to keep them in prison for life. yeah, look it up.
Who gives a shit about the death penalty? We can have a flame war big enough for everyone to enjoy on just the abortion issue, we don't need to bring in capital punishment to fan the flames.
If all the liberal dumb asses weren't so stupid, there are cheaper ways to get rid of the criminals that are on death row or on a life sentence. For 1, a tree is free... and rope is pretty cheap... also a firing line is an option. Why spend unnecessary money to be politically correct? If your gonna commit the crime then you can do the time burning in hell...
This is the worst text I have ever read on here! I am truly disgusted by you!
This is why you shouldn't have sex with stupid people.
this is suppose funny ? you need help.
Lucky enough to have a miscarriage... You're sick. Get that baby aborted you are too retarded to have a kid, can't even take care of yourself.
Aww dont do thatt ur basiclly murderinq your own kid
S. T. F. U. seriously.
Honestly..I seriously think the mods put texts on here just so they start fights. These texts aren't funny..this USED to be a funny site and now it just sucks.
it's now registered users that mod the incoming texts.
Not gonna lie, I made an account just so I could shit on people with stupid responses and opinions. I love when texts start fights.
Another dumb slut in Connecticut... You should be ashamed of yourself.. Ever heard of birth control, or maybe just keep your legs closed.
6:53 why did you post this? It's obviously not funny. Matter of fact it's rather repulsive and sad that you and this disgusting slut are alive. That is all.
I'm pro choice and this is upsetting
12:11 kill those babies whoo hoo
U r a piece of shit.
Well...I'm not prochoice, but with this girls frame of mind I can see why she wants an abortion. I just wish that girls like her would just get on some damn birth control, if your going to have sex at least be smart about it.
My cousin Is 20 and has 3 kids and is on goverment assistance some people should be forced to have an abortion
that's all I have to say
and the guy is... what? a playa? high fives brah you totally banged that chick without a bag yeeeeaaaahhh man!
Not all guys are like this, douche. I've told my girl plenty of times that I would raise a kid should it happen. So don't judge him without knowing his stance.
I wish I could give this more than 1 thumbs up.
i dont even like kids and i STILL am pretty positive you're goin to hell for that....
This is.. Disgusting.. Miscarriages are a terrible thing..
10:17 ur an idiot. It costs 84 dollars for lethal injection. It is not cheaper to keep someone life in prison then the death penalty. Know ur facts before u blurt shit out idiot. And this text is fucking sickening. Shame on you and shame on TFLN for even approving this. Sick sick fucking world we live in
1055 - They are referring to the cost of appeals, lawyers, judges, court officials, etc.. It costs millions upon millions to finally execute someone. Life in prison IS in fact less costly.
Thinking you should be shot.
12:17 if someone gets an abortion that makes them a lost soul. What has christianity come to these days?
guess what? not everyone is christian. i'm christian myself, and it angers me to no end how people who claim to be christian are so closed-minded. jesus didn't judge...read your bible, don't make to whatever you want it to say.
Killed my baby today only $300 well spent
She got pregnant twice on accident so yeah... She probably is a huge nasty whore. There called condoms genius.
Hey all you guys here about the TFLN boycott on the 26th of Feb
Do humanity a favor and drop dead.
10:55. The injection itself is a minor part of the cost. For example, prisoners on death row are entitled to a healthy number of appeals which are often more expensive than life in prison. So, you shouldn't be so quick to name call when you yourself presented an invalid premise
hooray, bring on the pro-life rants!
Use a vacuum that way there's a chance you'll suck out your uterus so this doesn't happen again
Wow people get pissy on here lol, the op probably wasn't being serious about being lucky, she could have been joking to lighten the mood
you are correct, she was trying to lighten the mood to keep herself from having psychotic meltdown.
No free clinics without applying for assistance. However, many clinics offer student discounts. Best $300 I EVER spent.
You must be soulless if you want someone to get cancer
this is so trashy.
People are taking this too seriously.
Lucky? Wow... just WOW. How about buying condoms or going on birth control? I don't get how this was even approved. It's disgusting and not even remotely funny. I agree with one of the posters that TFLN are putting these texts up just to create fights on here. Nice job.
Maybe instead of hoping for a miscairrage you should just stop having sex. If you are to immature to take care of a baby or do not want a baby then maybe you are to immature to have sex or should just simply not be having it. That is a simple answer to your pathetic question. Hopefully if you are ever given a gift as great as a baby you will not be as stupid as you are now.
11:34 go to hell. No seriously you will go to hell
Abortions rule more women should get them so low lives don't rule the planet
10:56 I think tht u fail XD
Abortions rule I'm sick of bitches complaining how hard it is to raise a child then abort
i'd just like to say to all the people who are anonymous and talking shit, what right do you have to judge? don't say that i shouldn't be alive for posting this. yes, its sick, but i see the humorous side to it. and if you have a problem with that then just don't comment on it. don't even go on this site if all you're going to do is bring people down to help your own self esteem.
Wow... What a horrible way to put that...
Suck that fetus out
That is fuckedddd upp
I'm soviet Russia I abort all children
This HAS to be a fake. Please tell me it is.. There can't be someone in this world this stupid, disgusting, dirty, nasty, and pathetic.
There is an infestation of people in this world that are this stupid, disgusting, dirt, nasty and pathetic unfortunately.
Total TRASH - ewwww not funny at all!
430- your a disgusting piece of shit. And a fuken loser. Who would say they were lucky to have a miscarriage ? Ur a real dumb ignorant fuk
Jesus saved this world And loves you and your children no matter what.
hahahaha. this text is so politically incorrect; i dig it. abortion should be mandatory.
You are pathetic.
Be sure to give your fetus to stem cell research
It's called birth control. Use it! cause comments like this make us prochoice people look bad
More evidence love doesn't exist, and that humans are the worst cruelist most disgusting species in this world, I hope people like this learn to breed with eachother...or just not raise kids something fuck...
lol at least she's not eating the kid. you sound so emo! cheer up emo kid!
This is fucked up, tfnl staff think before you click
I hope the world will be lucky enough to have you die next you worthless scumbag
Fake or not, this text should not have made it on this site. In no way shape or form is this even remotely funny. The people who moderate these texts should be fucking ashamed.
11:13, you're an idiot. Pro-choice doesn't mean "pro-use-abortion-as-birth-control" which I'd clearly OP's mindset. It's is your body your choice, but it's not meant to be an excuse or being irresponsible and/or ignorant. Just my 2 cents.
The fact that people are having so many children at the age of 15 is more sickening than abortion
VERY glad everyone else saw this the same way I did. \nThis text makes me want to vomit. \nIt doesnt help anyone that people like this are stupid but do we REALLY need to top it off with heartlessness?\nDisgusting waste of oxygen.
That's sick! don't have sex if you can't be respnsible enough to face the consequences. You sound REAL mature.
You should seriously have your vag sewn shut!
Ughhhh, people are so fucking disappointing.
They were stillborns... My wife gave birth to dead babies. So go fuck yourself.
I love this girl ;)
How could anyone give this a thumbs down, miscarriage is hilarious
"Lucky enough for a second miscarriage" That is very sickening. Very sorry I read this, really wish I didn't.
My friend is the op of the txt I proud that she knows she can't handle a kid and I kicker her in the stomach and now she is bleeding problem solved
I hope I live to see the day every Tom Harry and his uncle realizes that nobody really gives a shit about their little opinions so they should realy shut the fuck up and stop looking down on other people.
You're sick. I certainly hope you don't procreate. There's no more room in this world for selfish assholes like you!
12:11 YOU SICK FUCK. You are a twisted fucking sicko...disgusting. You're not fucking amusing
I'm Ron burgandy. You stay classy 860.
Get your lazy ass up and do it yourself! Lmfao.(:
I can't believe people get thus up in arms about texts. Some people have a dark sense of humor while others are offended by anything stronger than G ratings. To each his own, but don't waste your energy on something that makes you this upset.
I'll pray for your lost soul...you are disgusting
find another site for a source of entertainment. this one is not for you.
Hey flames, unbunch your panties. This was made up and somehow made it to the site. There are too many people as it is. Pro-life preachers will diminish in the future.
We should kill all the orphans, poor people, and black people, the world would be in peace and rich! Everyone would win!
That's fucked up and not funny
This needs to be taken down- disgusting.
Your attempt at a joke failed miserably
You liked the fact that you had a miscarriage? You liked the fact that your baby died? I honestly did not know that the human race could be this disgusting
How fucking lazy are you that you can't google it yourself? I mean fuck, you typed it into a phone, surely you can type it into a computer in less time than that.
She was obviously too lazy to use any form of birth control so it doesn't surprise me that she's having someone else research her dirty work for her.
sometimes computers break. i know, SHOCKING.
WHAT??? How about dialing 411 on your phone and finding out? Or looking in the phone book? The world doesn't revolve around the internet.
why are you focusing on her asking her friend to google it? lol are you not seeing the part about being pregnant again and saying it would be "luck" for her to miscarry? whether i have an issue with what this chick said or not it just seems like you're arguing over a way lesser issue.
I think the issue is that if this 'tard had 3 minutes to have sex she has 3 minutes to google "Planned parenthood" on her fancy iphone
If the choice is between an abortion and a miscarriage, the miscarriage would be luck - it's the same outcome, but less effort, something that's obviously fairly important to the sort of idiot who has unprotected sex. Her viewpoint is absurd to me, but I can see that she holds it. The Google thing is just weird no matter what you believe.
"Ill be praying for you cause I think that'll do something"
"I don't believe in abortion but I think YOU shouldve been aborted... Wait what?"
You people are funny.
Also pro choice and disgusted. OP should be sterilized to prevent future generations of idiots.
Das pretty dark
Fucking idiot! People like you make me sick! Stupid whore!
George Tiller caused miscarriages, until he got miscarried
You will regret your choices as you get older and the guilt will nearly kill you. Rethink your attitude.
i mean, honestly. stop. this is texts from last night. read the tagline (remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night? we do). it's drunken douchebags doing what drunken douchebags do best...make ridiculous comments while drunk.
That's just sick and cruel.
Dude, I hate to touch in such a crazy topic..your decisions are clearly your choice.. But consider other people before you post such a wicked comment you ignorant bitch.
OP Have you ever thought of suicide?....no...well you need to, seriously. Wear a condom or get the morning after pill, or you know what? Don't have sex, this world does not need another fuckup wasting the governments money
Wait why would this be upsetting to a pro choice person??? It's a contradiction for u to want people to be allowed their choice but then shun them for the reasons they chose it.
seriously? this is ridiculous
Go on bc whore!! U don't deserve to ever have children! Miscarriages are not blessings asshole!!!!
Just punch her belly until her pussy starts bleeding. Free and u have fun!
Get the f on birth control!!!! What the hell is wrong with you??? You should be disgusted!!! Killing babies is not a form of birth control! This is do sad.... Stupid liberals all you care about is someone else cleaning up your mess and not living with any consequences. This is just gross
I was fortunate enough to have a miscarriage last time I got pregnant. Thank god too because I hate the akward drive to the abortion clinic
Troll!! And no, i'm not referring to your message but simply to what I'm sure you look like.
This was not real STFU you sensitive twats
If only you where aborted. One can only wish
jump on a trampoline
You're fucking disgusting.
Fourth and choose life, your mom did. And I don't really care but I would love to see the religious battle that is sure to occur any minute now.
"choose life, your mom did"\n\nThat's about the most retarded stance you could take. Oh, no, I could have possibly not existed?? I can't miss what I've never had.
3:14. You can't be American. Otherwise you would know that in the US we use liberal as an adjective rather than to name a political party. It would also have meant you read and understand the Constitution.
Adoption Is lovely so is abortion :)
You fuckin piece of shit..stop screwing around so much instead of killing an innocent child you selfish horny whore
let me just say in defense to the person that sent this to me, its better for the baby, and she wanted ME to look it up because he computer is broken. if she had a child it would be born into a life of neglect from an alcoholic coke head mother who can't hold down a job. so please, leave your comments to yourself. and fyi, its not a fake text. it was texted while i was at work one day. bye bye now. :)
Ct keeping it classy.
Fuck you all. Leave me alone. I'm not a dirty whore. Hey there sexy wanna cum inside me unprotected? Sure!! Like omg i've never slept with a black guy before. Is your penis REALLY as big as people think? Hehe ;).
Ohhhh my god, chill the fuck out.
No need to take a text from a comedy site to heart.
@2:18: Yes, that does make her an irresponsible whore. If she can't afford birth control, she needs to close her legs. And if she was stupid enough to get knocked up once and didn't learn her lesson...well, maybe that poor baby was better off this way.
Wish I was aborted
Why Is it that anytime people mention abortion people just go crazy with their political ideals, this isn't a debate people. Get a life. Get friends so we don't have to listen to you bitch on here
Thank you 11:40! Now try the vacuum just to make sure!
Hay, like Prez Obaba says. She made mistake, I'd hate for her to be "punished...with a baby"
I agree that is a fucked up thing to say, but don't come to this site if you're going to bitch about the texts on it. There is a ton of racist shit on this website.
all the closed minded people calling this girl a whore and saying abortion is wrong and basically preaching your own beliefs, where are you from? i'd like to avoid those places.
Los Angeles. Please, avoid it. It's not closed minded to think that this is sick, pathetic and avoidable by other means than "free abortion clinic"
This topic always makes vaginas bleed. Go back to smelling your own farts
Hahaha! Why are you tools getting mad? It is probable that this could just be a joke and it didn't happen. It's funny. And what would you expect from this site? If it makes you made, go to another site. Your angry comments won't stop people from posting fucked up shit.
It is easy enough to induce a miscarriage
Please don't listen to this poster. No it's not.
How old are you? and I hope you are kidding. Jumping on a trampoline will NOT cause a miscarriage. Good lord. And no not even throwing yourself down a flight of stairs will do it either. I fell when I was very pregnant and the baby was fine. There is a reason for amniotic fluid that surrounds the fetus - it's to protect it from the mother when she sustains injury.
You can get birth control for $10 a month at walmart. Way cheaper than an abortion...
Your going to burn in hell for being so fuckin stupid! Stop breathing... Your wasting all the good air that's used for people with brains.
If you are going to call someone stupid, you should probably learn how to spell "YOU'RE" first, idiot. By your logic, you'll end up in your hell as well, for being such a fucking idiot. So please stop breathing, thanks.
I think he/she is referring to the stupidity which led to the OP's situation. HELLO, I think you're the idiot here for not being able to understand the message. Better luck next life.
and i think YOU'RE an idiot for not understanding that hello5789 was referring to the fact that if YOU'RE going to judge someone, you should probably learn to read and write first.
And here my whole life i've been thinking typos and stupidity were different things. When someone is acting stupid I'll just tell them to stop acting typo. "Great catch" ::sarcasm::
Sooooo true 1257
Not funny at all..
This is the first set if comments I have seen in a while where there wasn't someone using racial slurs.
This is disgusting. This isn't even remotely funny. Why would someone even think this belongs on TFLN?
Texts like these make me sad. I get that not everyone can be a parent but it's still sad to think of all the women out there who would do anything for a baby but just can't have one. :( adoption is lovely
If you want a cheap abortion you can use a coat hanger
Yes and then rip up your cervix and uterus in the process and get an infection to where you will need a hysterectomy and can never get pregnant again. That will be splendid.
That's how abortions SHOULD be performed. You wanna act irresponsibly by spreading your legs, you risk infection, sterilization and death. It's called karmaic justice, I believe.
Shame on u
I'm pro choice but this is just plain sad.
HahA I did the same thing but there not free. Like $500
This is repulsive. There are women that desperately want children and can't have them. Keep your nasty legs closed or suck some dick, you worthless cunt.
This is sick, and makes me ashamed of American culture. These texts should not be submitted.
I sincerely hope the original poster dies in a fiery wreck. What a disgusting excuse for a human being.
Not everyone can be on birth control and sometimes mistakes happen! This doesn't mean she is some unprotected whore. Just shut the fuck up and get off the site!
I hate to get abortions. I have to stay a few days without sex, and thats my job! No sex, no money.
In soviet Russia we eat fetus
They should sterilize people like this. And just sterilize people who get abortions. They had their chance to have kids and they choose to get rid of it. They shouldn't have the privilage to have another one.
Wow! What a souless Cunt. I hope you get cancer whore!
do YOU call yourself a christian? from what i've read so far, it wouldn't really surprise me.
Fucking bitch! I hope you die a horrible death!
I own one and do the abortions myself. I like to make abortions on girls with 5 or more months because the baby still moves after I take it out! Hahaha So useless. I just trow them away at the garbage
Uh it's nothing to do with heightening our self esteem genius. This site IS about humor, yet I fail to see the humor in this text. Not only does she want an abortion but she's happy about the miscarriage she had previously. So really.. Where is the fucking humor?
Oh my gosh this is fucking terrible
You're just awful... Just fucking horrible.
This disgusts me.
A metal hanger is the cheapest
People like you shouldn't be allowed to have kids.
This is sickening, be more responsible