I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
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I think it's an either/or not "and"
How about mouthwash and a soul?
if only you were hungover and didnt know what it was from
and I need some ice cold beer and some nachos.
What it was from, or who it was from?
jesus had filthy hands, though
oh hah aha ha
Should have looked before you touched!
it's Sunday. go to church.
Bahahahah, this is an Epic Win, No matter what it was....
Man, I feel the exact same way sometimes
I say stuff like this all the time.
Hahahah this is my fav
been there, oh brother.
lolololol this is smothered with awesomesauce
Don't we all.