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  • what were you nervous about? turning into a man? or do you think you can get pregnant from sharing bath water with your dad?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:34pm
  • that doesn't work! you have to take birth control at the SAME time EVERY DAY or else the hormone shifting it does stops working and you'll get pregnant. I.E. If you miss a day, skip a day, take it at a different time... you are going to end up with child. I learned this in Biology... maybe if you paid more attention in class.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:07am
  • next time you get nervous try swallowing all your anti-retardation pills.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:56pm
  • it's really not a big deal at all. it's really hard to overdose on birth control

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:20pm
  • next time *just swallow* the cock :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:18pm
  • oh ohney, life is gonna SUCK for you! You're gonna get all the swelling, pain, etc... next time, get plan b, be careful, and maybe talk to a therapist!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:25pm
  • is it cuz u found out the guy u fucked was ur cousin, cuz that story sounds like my last friday night.....damn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:35am
  • shoulda jput it in your butt instead. Yeah, after I shove my dildo in yours. Man, I LOVE assholes. Shit you shoulda just did a bunch of meth instead. I guess us kentuckians think birth control is a hard drug when it ain't shit, ya'll. what idiot brags about knowing more about fucking narcotics? Here's your sign. haha I hate that shit but relevance...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:28pm
  • i think i've been told that taking 4 birth control pills is equivalent to taking plan b buuuuut umm i think taking all of them is probably a really bad idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:59pm
  • i love how you can tell who the guys are.. 'the two above me'

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:54am
  • yea- or just burned them in a spoon and shot them into your vein. wow lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:38pm
  • ...or just let him put it in your butt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:40pm
  • You should have snorted them, more effective...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:35pm
  • I'm ashamed to be from Louisville.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:04pm
  • You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:25pm
  • planned parenthood doesnt give you a bunch of pills, they give you actual plan b. it's 2 pills and you can take 3 or 4 pills of your certain birth controls to equal plan b but it doesn't work for all of types/brands. there are lists of the equivalents if you google it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:46pm
  • wow. you have to be from kentucky to consider birth control a hard drug. and it's burnt them in a spoon. not burned.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:47pm
  • Hahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 28, 10 at 1:47am
  • dude that doesn't work like that... you've gotta keep taking it like you did before... DUH!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:46pm
  • I just know your head is over a toilet bowl!....I can't take two from a day missed and I feel like shit half the day! Bless your soul and for god sakes child...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:16pm
  • hahaha you dumb bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:53pm
  • Way to represent the Ville.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:04pm
  • just take your anti-dumbass pills and get fucked in the ass instead. stupid cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 7:48pm
  • GIGGITY GIGGITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:37pm
  • You know it wont matter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:58pm
  • planned parenthood - do it in the butt...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:54pm
  • ^ LMAO! oh if only...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:06pm
  • isn't that what wire hangers are for ; )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:48pm
  • I suspected women, sorry girls like this still existed but not amongst those who could read, write and use a mobile phone! seriously id have more respect if she went for the old fashioned fun way. you know a bottle of gin and a week long drug binge. whilst doin two other men in the same week to ensure some dna tests and mystery to the proceedings should the drink and drugs fail! hystarectomy? yes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:01pm
  • Hahaha.. i've done that.. & no babies!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:54pm
  • I hope it works out... and that u start getting the birth control shot it last 12-15 weeks, 99.8% effective...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:17pm
  • haha ive done that! and hey NOT PREGNANT!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:07pm
  • Condoms aren't edible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:49pm
  • alllllllllllrrrrrrrighhht.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:26pm
  • you accidentally the whole bottle?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:15pm
  • quit doin' it bareback ya dumb bia bia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:56am
  • how the f*** does someone do that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:53pm
  • that just reminded me to take my birth control. that was close! thanks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Been there! Done that. Dont take more than 10 or you'll puke! Not preggers! wooowowowooooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:43pm
  • 9:01 you're not making much sense. Are you proposing criteria for mandatory castration?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:04am
  • omg that cant be good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:54pm
  • I'VE TOTALLY GOTTEN NERVOUS AND SWALLOWED ALL MY BIRTH CONTROL...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:18am
  • I've done that! YAY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 6:18pm
  • I once at swallowed all of my mother's birth control. When I was two years old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:32pm
  • yea if you go to planned parenthood they dont give you plan b they just give you several birth control pills and benadryl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:12pm
  • what birth control are you on, the only ones i've seen are in individual slots with foil on th eback, did u pop them all out at once?? who the fuck does that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:28pm