I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
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Anon: My thoughts exactly. "My life is average. "
this is a fake text....dumb
hahahaha i always do that... tearing up blank sheets of paper is more effective though IMO
what about the smell?? are you sitting in the cube next to me?
the worst is when i have my iPod on at work. For some reason, I get a syndrome where I think no one can hear me because I can't hear anything else over my music. This usually results in an audible fart
do it in someone else's cube.
dont shuffle the papers, ripppp the papers.
take pride in your work man!!
I do the same thing when I masturbate at the state fair.
I would suggest crop dusting next time
LOL nicely played
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