I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
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Anon: My thoughts exactly. "My life is average. "
hahahaha i always do that... tearing up blank sheets of paper is more effective though IMO
this is a fake text....dumb
what about the smell?? are you sitting in the cube next to me?
I do the same thing when I masturbate at the state fair.
the worst is when i have my iPod on at work. For some reason, I get a syndrome where I think no one can hear me because I can't hear anything else over my music. This usually results in an audible fart
do it in someone else's cube.
dont shuffle the papers, ripppp the papers.
I would suggest crop dusting next time
take pride in your work man!!
LOL nicely played
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