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(360): View more from Washington

I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room

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(505): View more from New Mexico

And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(973): View more from New Jersey

would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?

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(310): View more from California

i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.

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(216): View more from Ohio

i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.

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(352): View more from Florida

New low: just hacked my moms facebook

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