it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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awesome Cast Away refrence! Very funny and original!
My dentist's name is Dr. Spaulding.
Best text ever!! Lol
That movie made me cry
Aww, how disappointing
lmfao finally a text that's genuinely funny.
Especially because it's anonymous...anyway, this is subtly one of the funniest posts in awhile.
hahaha I love this one!
9:19.. If ya ain't first, you're last. -- Ricky Bobby
The Castaway reference
I'm sorry that sucks haha
7:11 me too.. The notebook makes me cry. 432
wow...must have been devastating haha
Best I've seen in forever. Props. Wilsooooon!!
I just snarfed all over myself in my cube. Good job :)
Your imaginary friend deserted you during sex? I'm confused.