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  • 90 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:34am

    eating out of muffin pan is like having 12 mini bowls of cereal!!

  • 85 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:34pm

    Crispy was actually the rejected fourth member of Snap, Crackle and Pop.

  • 77 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:01am

    Didn't ending every sentence with "son" go out about 2 yrs ago? Wanna b fake tough guy.

  • 78 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:59am

    Comedian did cereal-plate-spatula joke. I think you got him beat.

  • 72 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:08am

    10:34, why do you want to sodomize me? -9:49

  • 75 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:34am

    Fuck you in the ass 9:49

  • 76 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 8:30pm

    If your place had dirty dishes for three weeks piled up how do you take care of your vag??? Where boners go to die...

  • 75 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:48am

    Lazy ass motherfuckers.

  • 72 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:57am

    I shutter to think of what the rest of the place looks like

  • 84 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:39am

    haha i'm a chick and i laughed out loud at 11:34 lol

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:00pm

    My hometown (area code), I miss you!

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:37am

    10:16 Done that!! And it sucked

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:00am

    this sounds so familiar.. haha glad to know that I'm not alone in this

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:51am

    Well that's pretty fcukin gangsta Son!!! I thought eatin outta a clear plastic cup with a 2Go Soup spoon was bad, u got beat SoN!!! Haha ....that's the (305)

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:58am

    definitely college kids.

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:17pm

    There is a house in Spring Creek where two dudes and a questionable female live that matches this description... hmmmm

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:48am

    Yeah, in college one of the three guys in the apt would always have a gf to take care of that crap. Clothes were always washed, and dishes always done!!!

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:49am

    Pssht...washin dishes is womens work son.

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:36pm

    Crispy is a dude in a dress...and not a hot one either (if such a thing exists).

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:50pm

    Sounds like my house haha

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 6:33am

    Crispy steals the fun from every post. This retard is like TLFN's succubus

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:43pm

    I'll wash your dishes in my thong and cowboy boots of you give me hard anal -Crispy

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 3:08pm

    Makes me wonder if one of my roommates posted this...

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 5:39pm

    Hey this is my quote and we are two college girls back off! We have our priorities in the bedroom thanks :)

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:34am

    what do you do when your dishwasher stops working? slap her -Crispy

  • 34 58
    Submitted by wavesquirrel on Feb 17, 11 at 4:34am

    Fuuuuuuuuuuck you. "Filthiest Person Wins" is such a crappy game to play.

  • 42 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:05pm

    12/?/Your mom's ass ~Crispy