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  • As in, you got sperm on my favorite purple alligator?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:30am
  • Wow, out of all the great texts I submit, this is the one that gets through? Whatever. Still a testament to how fantastic my life is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:21pm
  • Sounds like the best game of mad libs ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:17pm
  • please don't take all of the vowels out of words like you're a 12 year old girl ever again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:30pm
  • But... you just did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:39am
  • This proves that submitting texts doesn't matter, because the moderators are just writing their own dumbass texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:23pm
  • Im from franklin, you'd be suprised at how much this kinda shit gets said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:05pm
  • Alligators won't bite purple sperm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:19pm
  • the purple alligator sprayed it's sperm in all directions

    Submitted by LUIGI999 on Jun 30, 10 at 4:22am
  • I want to drink sperm from a purple alligator sippy cup??? I think this is the one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:19pm
  • or "his throbbing purple alligator arced sperm onto her eager love blossom?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:34am
  • Yea it's kinda like I don't care this shits funny others enjoyed and laughed. Or some stupid shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:54pm
  • 1:23 I agree and I'm sure they post on this site you ever notice when an absolutely retarded text gets through there's always someone defending it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:52pm
  • Yea only in South Louisiana would that work...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Just found out alligators have purple sperm; dont ask ? Mabe? Yeap .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:26pm
  • I just saw a purple sperm alligator

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:18pm
  • Only in south Louisiana

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:40pm
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