Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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As in, you got sperm on my favorite purple alligator?
Wow, out of all the great texts I submit, this is the one that gets through? Whatever. Still a testament to how fantastic my life is.
Sounds like the best game of mad libs ever.
please don't take all of the vowels out of words like you're a 12 year old girl ever again
But... you just did.
Im from franklin, you'd be suprised at how much this kinda shit gets said
This proves that submitting texts doesn't matter, because the moderators are just writing their own dumbass texts
Alligators won't bite purple sperm
the purple alligator sprayed it's sperm in all directions
I want to drink sperm from a purple alligator sippy cup??? I think this is the one.
Yea it's kinda like I don't care this shits funny others enjoyed and laughed. Or some stupid shit
or "his throbbing purple alligator arced sperm onto her eager love blossom?
Yea only in South Louisiana would that work...
1:23 I agree and I'm sure they post on this site you ever notice when an absolutely retarded text gets through there's always someone defending it.
Just found out alligators have purple sperm; dont ask ? Mabe? Yeap .
I just saw a purple sperm alligator
Only in south Louisiana