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(218): View more from Minnesota

If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.

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(703): View more from Virginia

He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job

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(330): View more from Ohio

just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.

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(+66): View more from Thailand

A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure

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(630): View more from Illinois

nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster

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(919): View more from North Carolina

is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?

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(716): View more from New York

I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?

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