she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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The king deserves his throne!
Gettin sloppy rulebook, maybe you shouldn't comment on every single text
If you're passed out you don't repeat phrases, shitfucker.
Rulebook it's you AIN'T NOTHIN but a hound dog. Sadly over half of y'all can't even sing one Elvis song.
haha great sftlolz
How where you talking if you were passed out?
drunk shits are the worst
i agree with mauiwowie rule book you have to choose your battles some arent worth commenting on
@dthbrngr: well don't you feel like a douche right about now?
So apparently you talk in your state of "passed out." I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're uber dumb and mom and dad should take away your cell phone.
If by elvis u mean singing on the toilet who isnt elvis?
coolness two firsts
People who think serial commenters are funny just make me depressed, the only good comments I've ever read are anon or just random people, not jeff, rulebook, firsty, etc. People who think they are likely the same tools who made lolcats popular.
I can haz pretzel?
Can I haz rulebook?
Mintyshake... I am saddened you know Elvis' favorite snacks. Moreso that I understood
did Elvis died?
Haha that is awesome
U musta been crapping bacon, bananas, peanut butter and quualudes- good night!
King in the castle, king in the castle.
A hunka hunka burnin love....
Musta been one hell of a shit! Lol probably ate one to many burritos.
Rule 573: You are nothing but a hound dog.
To 2:23 a.m., some people talk in their sleep. Maybe it's worse when they have been drinking.
rip Elvis 4eva and alwaiz
shittn on a toylet like elvis like a boss
Great balls of fire!
Oh wow! You're so cool.