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  • Submitted by ViolentViolet on May 31, 10 at 11:29am

    The best part of wakin' up- is Folgers in your cunt! *ding*

  • Submitted by DestruKto on May 31, 10 at 10:09am

    Could be ironized blood...I've thrown it up...looks just like tobacco/coffee ground

  • Submitted by Michguy on May 31, 10 at 9:16am

    Or you have some new nasty stuff growing up in your vag. Either way, gross.

  • Submitted by CAAF on May 31, 10 at 9:11am

    Must be hooking up with a Starbuck barista.

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    Submitted by Bloodknight on May 31, 10 at 9:13am

    Ok um eww...

  • Submitted by dannnyy on May 31, 10 at 9:01am

    What the hell. That's just nasty.

  • Submitted by buberto on May 31, 10 at 4:33pm

    They're actually a colony of ticks negotiating land rights with your crabs.

  • 84 71
    Submitted by Me777 on May 31, 10 at 11:02am

    I'll boil and drink em

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    Submitted by anon33 on May 31, 10 at 11:28am

    Good to the last drop!

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    Submitted by vlarry8 on Jun 2, 10 at 12:37am

    Can I have your number?

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    Submitted by Th1nkF1rst on May 31, 10 at 9:02am

    Ms. 716; IF you ever figure out how it got there... Please let us know, the explanation has to be fabulous.

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    Submitted by jimmy25 on May 31, 10 at 3:08pm

    Call me!!

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    Submitted by airman on May 31, 10 at 10:01am

    You should probly go and see the doctor about that one

  • 75 81
    Submitted by shedenvy on May 31, 10 at 5:31pm

    Relax already, it's decaf

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    Submitted by newjack on May 31, 10 at 4:03pm

    that happens when you get a biopsy after an abnormal pap.

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    Submitted by carlp on Jun 1, 10 at 12:48am

    buberto*

  • 64 72
    Submitted by destructo on Jun 1, 10 at 4:38am

    Buebeto, that was the funniest damn thing I have ever read! BOOSH!

  • 74 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 11:16pm

    Those would be your newly obtained crabs that have herpes. Should have watche the hangover. They do come back He's back The ReRevenger

  • 58 67
    Submitted by reemabeema on Jun 1, 10 at 12:26am

    umm. the fuck. \nha

  • 56 66
    Submitted by woodgrain23 on Jun 1, 10 at 12:03am

    It happens after a biopsy from the liquid stitches and stuff dissolving...chill out people

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    Submitted by combatwombat04 on May 31, 10 at 9:58am

    Dooooo whaaaaaat?

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    Submitted by Ninasuxu on May 31, 10 at 3:32pm

    That's dirt gurrl.

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    Submitted by klangford on May 31, 10 at 10:56am

    Tell Juan Valdes to wash his hands next time he fingers you.

  • 55 82
    Submitted by carlp on Jun 1, 10 at 12:47am

    I fukin love u burbuto

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Savagejay on May 31, 10 at 1:21pm

    Lord love a barista!

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    Submitted by abc101 on May 31, 10 at 8:40am

    Oh dear lord. And first

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    Submitted by edwa6040 on Jan 20, 12 at 3:10am

    10 bucks says its chew... He had a dip in babe