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  • 31 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:02am
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    i hate every single american apparel advert on this website. they are all creepy.

  • 24 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:03pm
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    no doubt in my mind i know these broads - hoooowaaahss

  • 21 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:18pm
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    The song was Put it in My Mouth, by Akinyele.

  • 20 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:48am
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    gotta love lmfao ... I'm not a whore I swear! I just really like to DO IT

  • 21 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:09pm
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    Why are you proud to call yourself that? You're just perpetuating the male dominance in this country and the idea that women are only inferior sex objects. Have some self respect.

  • 21 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:57pm
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    but I like to do it.

  • 18 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:19pm
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    In soviet russia, theme songs have you!

  • 20 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:09pm
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    I AM NOT A WHORE.... BUT I LIKE TO DO IT...

  • 19 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:10pm
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    That whore, Bobby Sue. She wants more, she's starin at u

  • 19 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:58am
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    she works hard for the money?

  • 17 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:06pm
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    fucking haverhill/merrimack valley girls are huge sluts way to be 978

  • 19 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:51pm
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    I am a slut. There is a difference.

  • 17 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:54pm
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    is one supposed to be classy? cause the world slut creates images of like dirt.. fish.. grease, and cum all over the face.

  • 17 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:55am
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    Is it sung to the rhythem of " I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner"?

  • 16 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:54am
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    @10:36. Feminest Troll Alert!!!!

  • 18 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:13pm
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    So many lives would be ruined without whores. --The Admiral

  • 17 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:24am
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    11:02 - I see one for Hoisery and I can't tell if it is a dude or a chick. They really need a better campaign.

  • 13 13
    Submitted by whoasumi on Apr 14, 10 at 10:39pm
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    Daaaamn haha but she's right. Anyways it's her funny text not yours, don't judge.

  • 13 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:54pm
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    bad girls club anyone?

  • 14 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:36pm
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    8:09 - Actually, this was a convo between a friend and I. I'm a girl, friend is a guy. We were talking about our group of close friends as a whole. Girls and guys included. So no, we didn't perpetuate ANY male dominance. I have plenty of self-respect, thank you very much. So quit being a pretentious little cunt and quit taking a text so seriously. It's a joke. LAUGH. And get over yourself, princess. :)

  • 14 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:09pm
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    Yeah but you're still a whore. And you know it.

  • 16 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:15pm
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    no actually the song would be "I am not a whore" by LMFAO I fucking love them. But I am pretty positive thats what this text is referring to

  • 12 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:18pm
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    5:45, my exact thought. Haha.

  • 16 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:54pm
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    convo between me and a friend. lmfao shots. DA DA DA DAAA. DADA DA DA DA DA DA.

  • 15 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:01am
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    What's love got to do with it?

  • 11 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:48pm
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    Represent 978 :D NBPT fuck the what....we the classiest hos yu eva saw!!

  • 14 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:32am
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    3:37 so stfu and suck the dick?

  • 15 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:18pm
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    This reminds me of me and my friends! Our song is bedrock:) ha but we are only 16:/

  • 11 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:43am
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    I think I love yall

  • 16 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:37pm
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    Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.......

  • 14 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:53am
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    I have a hairy chest! 3rd

  • 12 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:41am
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    3:37 I feel like I know you personally.

  • 7 12
    Submitted by sunnybabe101 on Jun 6, 10 at 11:11am
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    Haha when I read this I automatically thought "Sex in the city" :p

  • 11 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:15pm
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    Hopefully - it is "Thias is the SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!" Oh yeah...

  • 12 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:34am
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    What song party in the USA?

  • 13 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:05am
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    True that 11:02. Them some busted lookin ladies, course I'd still hit it. Rimjob John

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