so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
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last i heard, god hates people who tell other people he hates them.
I've been known to make some fairly classless tasteless jokes... But seriously these abortion texts are just sad.
Just give it up for adoption!
Wow. These abortion texts are getting as repetitive as "walk of shame" texts. Enough already. Christ.
having an abortion doesn't make someone a whore. i had one when i was raped by my best friend's older brother when i was 15 years old. he's in jail and i don't have to raise the reminder of my horrible past.
What have we become? To talk or joke about this subject so nonchalantly is just sad
Why do any of you care what she does with her own body? Just wondering...
And not everyone believes in God, so don't try and tell the girl that God hates her. Doesn't He love everyone? At least that's what I learned from all my (long, boring ass) years of Catholic school.
How can anyone find this humorous? You people are sick
A very large percentage of first time pregnancies end in unintentional miscarriage, thus, God is the largest abortion provider in the universe. Go protest outside one of his clinics.
I'll adopt it. My baby died two days after birth.
That's disgusting. Just kill yourself instead.
And I'm not anti-abortion, this is just one of those things you don't joke about.
enough with the abortion texts. It's not funny. Obviously the people who are approving these do not have children otherwise they would understand how this crap is just plain sad. If they do, then I feel sorry for their children.
I'm 18 and had my first kid I love her...yeah maybe you did get knocked up and so you don't want your baby that's fine carry it for 9 months there other people out there that can't have kids let them adopt them
wrap it before you tap it, kids
haha, im sorry but thats funny
You know, the lot of you anti-choice wankstains make me want to yank out my IUD, get knocked up several times, and have multiple abortions just to piss you off.
6:24, if god didn't want us to get abortions he would take away our rite to think and make decisions. If god doesn't want us to do abortions then why does he give women miscarriages? Explain that.
uhm yes they do dumbass
What the fuck is wrong with all you judgmental bastards? She doesn't want to have a kid and she has a choice legally. If she can't afford the abortion, she can't afford to raise a child or get prenatal care.
This is BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do u know how many ppl there are out here that would give anything just to get pregnant and have the opportunity to have a child!!! U don't apperciate the scantity of life!
Stop calling her a whore. You don't know the circumstances.
2:59-that's not an abortion dumbfuck.
That suppose to say can't on the last sentence
3.47, they've done studies on women who've had abortions vs. giving up for adoption, and the overwhelming majority of birth mothers spend years feeling guilty and depressed, like they've lost a loved one. Women who chose abortion? Nope. Relief, mostly. Some residual sadness, but once the pregnancy hormones wear off that usually falls by the wayside. So for you to say a birth mother could just "go about her business" afterward...not only are you blind and ignorant, but incredibly heartless..
The very fact that adoption is so long and costly shows that so many people are unfit to be parents. It's not always the answer, though I believe adoption is as good as abortion, in different ways. Millions of kids are never adopted either.
"That way, the child can have the life it earned and you can the death you deserve. "
How does a sperm fertilizing an egg = life "earned"? A fetus can no more "earn" anything than you can, apparently, form a cohesive, well thought out argument.
That being said... the OP should give the child up for adoption, get sterilized, then the she can go ahead and be as much of a whore as she wants to be, because apparently she is one.
I agree with 9:26. I notice a pattern here..
2:54 just because you can do it well doesnt mean most 18yr olds can, if you really want to give your kid a good life, graduate college first
All abortion debates stem from religion and since there is no real evidence that a "God" has ever existed (and you cant count the bible as proof) the debate is ridiculous. If you believe that this "God" tells you not to get an abortion... well than don't. But dont impose your beliefs on anyone else and dont let your religion interfere with our government.
I'll pitch in ten bux
WOw. tell that girl her hole is loose. Im not entirely sure but dont you have AIDS in the states. I notice too many people bosting about doing it without a condom and taking plan b like its a sweet. Even my with my thirdworld education I know this chick is a dumb slut. ANd abortions arnt funny.
Abortion is legal and will always be legal because the government cannot make your medical decisions for you, so let's all take a deep breath and talk about something that matters.
How about everyone waits til you have the child then give you a belated birthday gift of a bullet in your head. That way, the child can have the life it earned and you can the death you deserve.
Noone cares 3:33... Little kids suck
You just need to grow up!
God doesn't hate you but that is just sad that you would be willing to kill your child
You know my daughter has a pretty damn good life I'm 18 you be surprised how many 18 year olds can give a child a life...better luck for kids to have parents tht are 18 raising them then those dumb ass druggies who can't provide for them so don't say young people can raise kids and give them a life
Even if it was a joke it is still fucked up....you just don't go posting that for everyone to see. And she should have kept her fucking legs shut!!! You take the risk of getting pregnant every time you have sex...so if you are ready to have sex then you should be ready for the consequences. And I am speaking as a person HAVING my child at 19
Sometimes its easier to joke about this stuff to get through it..and i think its pretty funny..
11:28 I was raped before Plan B was available and waiting for my period was almost worse than being raped. I would rather kill myself than give birth to anything that further linked me with him. Fuck all of you who said she was killing a child. A fertilized egg, zygote, embryo, fetus, is not a child.
The main arguement of pro-choicers is that it's "their body and they can do what they want with it." But they don't seem to realize the potential of another body that will now never have a chance to do anything..
I'm not sure if I'm pro-life or pro-choice yet though.
yay chicago! god i love our city.
p.s. this is funny and probably a joke. get over yourselves.
NO MORE ABORTION DEBATES ON TFLN. ABORTION ALREADY WON. GO MOVE TO A THEOCRACY LIKE THE MIDDLE EAST IF YOU WANT THE GOVERMENT TAKING CONTROL OF YOUR BODY.
If a baby earned the right to live when the sperm met the egg, then jesus never had the right to live i guess
if you are getting abortions bc you are just sleeping around with people and are too much of a worthless piece of shit to wear a condom or take birth control then yes it is fucked up to get an abortion, you are killing a human being, but at the same time, girls like that make me pro choice because i wish someone aborted them
i thought it was funny
Y is it that Christians constantly say PRO LIFE, LET THE BABIES LIVE!!! but yet during the crusades, the Christians even killed the babies..
Abortions are best served on a kebab
Plan B is available at free clinics...
At whoever sent the text: Good luck destroying the fetus before it grows into another wasted life.
Why do you think that is funny???
How about just not posting such things that everyone knows causes conflict? It's not funny, it's annoying. Do as you wish, it's your life, but the rest of the world really doesn't need to read about this.
11:03, I have a kid and this is funny. However, I wish TFLN would stop approving these because there has been too many and I wonder if some are fake...
Abortion has been around since people were having kids they didn't want, 1:43, thousands of years in human history. It doesn't have to be a consequence - that's the brilliance of it.
Hey 9:50. It's cohesive because if the sperm and egg made the fetus and it's living inside the mother, then it has earned the right to live. So how about you fuck off, the post is utterly wrong regardless of you not picking at spmeone elses reply.
7:20 I totally agree with u
Wat a dirty ass bitch. Close ur fucking legs!!!
I'm the one that got that bitch pregnant. It's all good guys. Now shut the hell up and shove ur bibles, qurans and torahs up your ass.
Thank you, 12:09. Finally a voice of reason...
12:16 are you aware that it only takes one time to get pregnant? or that birth control isn't 100% effective? hell, my own mother had an abortion when she was like forty because the doctor botched my father's vasectomy.
sorry kids, this is hysterical.
It doesn't surprise me that the most ignorant are usually pro-life. There are different terms because there are multiple stages of development, 3:13. Go back to class and stop poisoning society.
I'm good for a fiver
12:45...no shit it only takes one time to get pregnant, im pretty sure everyone knows that you idiot, which is why you should take the necessary steps to be safe every time!
Should've kept your legs closed. Also its called birth control and condoms look them up and learn how to use them if you don't want kids.....
12:41 just to let you know a fetus is a baby people just don't call it one because the guilt is overwhelming and if you are raped you can still give it up for adoption I had to deal with the same thing so don't be an idiot
YOU WILL DIE HORRIBLY YOU STRUMPET OF SATAN. GOD WILL PUT HIS HOLY SCHLONG UP YOUR HOLE AND MAKE YOU EXPLODE WITH HIS CUM.
3:33--love isn't enough. You have to be able to prrovide for that child which most 18 year olds can't. Having a child at 18 in today's economy is insane. Should have opted for the abortion
Hahaha, this sounds so much like something I'd say! It's probably a joke, anyways... So, don't get all worked up over TFLN.
in response to 12:07..hahaha dumb sluts just got told by an ethiopian...AWESOME, and im not even being sarcastic, they are so right
Why is everyone going off about wether abortion is right or wrong? This website is designed to make people laugh. Who cares stop debating and just start laughing!
I hope you fucking die just for even thinking about getting an abortion :)
You don't need money, a Hoover vacuum will do just fine
Fake! I've seen this on here before.
God hates no one. He does exist. Just in case you didn't know, sex makes babies. Don't have it unless you can have them.
Hey bitchass 10:39 yes they do. Unless you go dirty dancing style. R.I.P. patric swazy
@ 4.43 lol Im South African actually
Oh right, 1:53, somebody would have an abortion because a website made it funny.
Why is it that if someone post something revolving around 'abortion', people flare up with their God, Damnation, and OP is a whore bullshit?
It's their life, shit happens, shut up.
Jesus does not exist.
1) Even the Dirty Dancing abortion had a fee (remember? Baby asking her dad for money?) 2) Yes, joking about it makes it a lighter situation. 3) Bible-beaters need to shut the hell up. 4) no matter how much you joke about it, it still is painful; emotionally and mentally. 5) Fake texts from movies? People probably use the movie quote to send out because not everyone is funny. Lastly...when you don't know right away that you are pregnant, you may do things to the fetus
dont fuck if you dont wanna deal with consequences
hahaha super classy!
FIRSTLY: i dont see where an abortions can be found as good humor. SECONDLY: your a disgusting slut! THIRDLY: i hope your friends & family disowned you for being scummy & trashy enough to text this and still mean it.
I'm very pro-choice and most of my friends are diehard liberals. I even went to a state school because that's where my scholarship was. And I don't know anyone who's gotten an abortion. I don't understand why there are so many of these texts on here.
Ok so blow job, anal, tits, vagina and basically every other sexual referance is ok, but the word abortion is used and you all have a religious fight? Go kill yourselves.
And people keep saying the economy is going downhill.
I wonder how much TFLN influences people's decisions (e.i: have random sex, do anal, give/receive blowjobs, do walks of shame, abort a child, or make bad decisions in general) to get a higher hit rate? I lost all faith in TFLN when it posted a fake text from the movie "the ugly truth"
the baby much less adoptable. Also, think of it this way; she could pay the money for the abortion or YOU could pay for the pregnancy, birth, insurance, food, etc with your tax contributions...quit crying about it and deal with it...people GET ABORTIONS EVERY SINGLE DAY...telling this girl she is a slut is apparently only for your own satisfaction...which, ultimately, is the most depressing thing of this post!
It's people like you who shouldn't even be having sex. I fear the children u put into this world...if any.
To All of you pro-lifes: what the Fuck are you doing on tfln?!?!? Isnt this site a bit to risquè for you?Shouldn't you be fucking reading the bible or something
I have a closet full of hangers ill never use. You can have a few.
abortions dont cost money.
everybody calm the fuck down.
take a few shots of something strong,
and get over it.
the problem isnt with people getting abortions, the problem is with people not thinking anything of it, girls act like its just another everyday thing now and joke about it..THATS whats fucked up
dont listen to 854...god hates you