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(641): View more from Iowa

They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch

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(914): View more from New York

You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes

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(347): View more from New York

You blew him?!?!

(201): View more from New Jersey

*Am blowing

(201): View more from New Jersey

And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?

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(530): View more from California

Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me

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(330): View more from Ohio

You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.

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(469): View more from Texas

Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.

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