Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
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Shouldn't it be ketchup lube shower?
Number of times he bought that same combination so his uncle could see how far the ketchup bottle would fit up his ar$e
family size bottle
*Double family pack bottle from Sam's
you make me proud
Heinz 57 mix.
If it's body wash, this has gotta be a chick, right?
No, you just need a lesson in shower technique 101, lesson one. Just getting wet and rubbing the obvious dirt off is as effective as wetting your toothbrush to fake brushing your teeth when your mother told you to.