Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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How does texting = pretending to be sleeping?
so much more fun to join in..
Cough very loudly. Then go back to pretending to sleep. If they don't stop, you're safe to get up and leave the room.
OP could have been lying on their side facing away and had their phone close to their chest. Unless the people are staring straight at OP then I doubt they'd notice since they're a tad busy.
I guess i don't want that much thinking from my textsfromlastnight
Same thing happened to me! Only I laughed, got up, said have fun and left... Certainly didn't do some stupid shit like lie about pretending to sleep while texting... Makes no sense...
If they were turned away and the couple wasn't paying attention, it could easily be done.
Voice of reason.
Grab her and see how well it goes. Chances are it goes well. They're already fucking right next to you. lol
Yet you're texting. How does that work?
Yep must be some ninja skill otherwise it's bullshit. And I'm leanin towards the latter
Haha been there
Agreed I'd just pretend to ignore them too and get the fuck out of there ASAP ..