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  • Submitted by bbad on May 23, 12 at 2:18pm

    How does texting = pretending to be sleeping?

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    Submitted by Thompson11 on May 23, 12 at 4:08pm

    Cough very loudly. Then go back to pretending to sleep. If they don't stop, you're safe to get up and leave the room.

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    Submitted by keto06 on May 23, 12 at 2:29pm

    so much more fun to join in..

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    Submitted by Kamster on May 24, 12 at 12:29am

    Same thing happened to me! Only I laughed, got up, said have fun and left... Certainly didn't do some stupid shit like lie about pretending to sleep while texting... Makes no sense...

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on May 23, 12 at 3:41pm

    If they were turned away and the couple wasn't paying attention, it could easily be done.

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      Submitted by anaily92 on May 23, 12 at 4:19pm

      Voice of reason.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 23, 12 at 3:39pm

    Join in!

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    Submitted by sevran on May 24, 12 at 4:23am

    OP could have been lying on their side facing away and had their phone close to their chest. Unless the people are staring straight at OP then I doubt they'd notice since they're a tad busy.

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      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 25, 12 at 3:00am

      I guess i don't want that much thinking from my textsfromlastnight

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    Submitted by JJdoggie on May 23, 12 at 3:13pm

    Yet you're texting. How does that work?

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    Submitted by bs42077 on May 24, 12 at 12:38pm

    Agreed I'd just pretend to ignore them too and get the fuck out of there ASAP ..

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    Submitted by ejy1989 on May 25, 12 at 8:13am

    Grab her and see how well it goes. Chances are it goes well. They're already fucking right next to you. lol

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    Submitted by ibrokemytoe on May 23, 12 at 9:37pm

    So la

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    Submitted by trappenjonez on May 23, 12 at 3:29pm

    Yep must be some ninja skill otherwise it's bullshit. And I'm leanin towards the latter

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    Submitted by sinisterplot on May 24, 12 at 12:24pm

    Haha been there