Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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