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  • You think she's not busy telling all her girlfriends about your pinky-pecker and the fact that you're a one-pump chump? A strategy with that kind of burn rate isn't sustainable over the long term, because everyone will know sooner or later about your physical shortcomings, and, worse, the fact that you're an asshole. Learn to eat some pussy, learn to hold off busting your nut, and hopefully you'll find someone who wants to stick around for a while.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 23, 12 at 6:32pm
    • Sorry I didn't know this was a Doctor Phil help line. Stop posting advice. No one cares

      Submitted by cp1342 on Sep 24, 12 at 7:47am
    • judging by the number of thumbs up I gotta disagree with ya there 1342...

      Submitted by cluelesspy on Sep 24, 12 at 7:59am
  • Who the fuck would admit to this?!

    Submitted by yumyummum on Sep 23, 12 at 6:35pm
  • people are hash tagging in texts now? what is this world coming to?

    Submitted by bombsquad907 on Sep 23, 12 at 4:16pm
  • And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is the only kind of person that uses hashtags in texts.

    Submitted by Thompson11 on Sep 23, 12 at 8:31pm
  • What a jerk. Thanks for contributing to the Men Are Selfish Dickheads Stereotype.

    Submitted by PolicyChick on Sep 23, 12 at 5:32pm
  • #doesntmatterhadsex

    Submitted by stuperfantastic on Sep 23, 12 at 6:58pm
  • yeah wait till that magnum slips off your micro penis inside her and you begat a tiny-penis jr. #you're a tool. #a very very small tool, like a finishing nail or an allen wrench

    Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 23, 12 at 5:40pm
  • It's not mine, I was just holding it for a friend. A black friend.

    Submitted by WesPip on Sep 23, 12 at 5:43pm
  • He must be a person who can always find the good with the bad, nothing good comes from having that tiny of a dick rofl

    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 23, 12 at 4:19pm
  • Not always the size, buddy. Learn how to actually use it and you won't need the false advertising. Of you can't grow it, just grow the f* up....

    Submitted by melissalovely on Sep 23, 12 at 8:16pm
  • Well I am honest with women and have an amazing gf so I get laid on a regular basis. I'm glad I'm not you!

    Submitted by Phys on Sep 23, 12 at 5:54pm
  • Can he be busted for false advertising?

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 23, 12 at 7:11pm
  • well I laughed.

    Submitted by creepshades on Sep 23, 12 at 6:52pm
  • and he sounds proud of himself.

    Submitted by JJdoggie on Sep 23, 12 at 6:00pm
  • Honestly made me lol, as a prematurebigpenis I feel half your pain

    Submitted by stikybriches on Sep 24, 12 at 12:03am
  • If you're going to make something up just to get on TFLN, please at least try to make it look like it could have been a text. This is clearly some asshole who wanted to post SOMETHING, even if it was complete bullshit.

    Submitted by grandwazoo on Sep 23, 12 at 8:18pm
  • False advertising!

    Submitted by kish10784 on Sep 24, 12 at 10:07am
  • You are copying Dr. Mantis Toboggan. Show the magnum condom and create value with your huge dong

    Submitted by stuperfantastic on Sep 23, 12 at 6:56pm
  • This guy sucks.

    Submitted by yellow_m0on on Sep 23, 12 at 9:45pm
  • You are sad, period.

    Submitted by squibkick on Sep 23, 12 at 8:54pm
  • Some fuckers are way to serious on this app. Smoke some green and relax

    Submitted by highasballs on Sep 24, 12 at 3:03pm
  • Loser!

    Submitted by sords on Sep 24, 12 at 12:12am
  • "it may be small, but it makes my balls look HUGE!"

    Submitted by plygtr85 on Sep 24, 12 at 8:23am
  • Let him do what he wants. Maybe it's a dick move, but why do any of you give a fuck?

    Submitted by PorkSniffer on Sep 25, 12 at 4:31pm
  • FAKE.

    Submitted by ItWasntAKickball on Sep 28, 12 at 5:03am
  • Why would the size matter as long as you love the person

    Submitted by Marianasimon on Sep 24, 12 at 2:11am
  • You're an ass

    Submitted by nilesf1 on Sep 12, 13 at 12:33pm
  • you're going to die alone and miserable xD serves you right

    Submitted by NikkiNik on Sep 24, 12 at 3:55pm
  • Wow....

    Submitted by thisrideoffun on Sep 24, 12 at 12:15am
  • Really Wow!?!

    Submitted by DauseDuVall on Sep 23, 12 at 8:25pm
  • Ugh, I think I've met this douche.

    Submitted by McTastySweater on Sep 26, 12 at 2:12pm
  • Very sad man. Saying that. It's fucking hilarious how he owned his small dick

    Submitted by Kromium on Oct 12, 12 at 8:52pm
  • If it fits she sits.

    Submitted by bass80hz on Sep 24, 12 at 3:22am
  • IMO, the whores deserve it. They are the ones willing to do him just because if the size of his condom.

    Submitted by TheTruthHurts101 on Sep 23, 12 at 7:21pm
  • 431 guys have tiny penises

    Submitted by MuffinW on Sep 26, 12 at 2:10am
  • "yeah, I got a small dick...but it makes my balls WAY huge! so its cool"

    Submitted by plygtr85 on Sep 24, 12 at 5:01am
  • he's got a tiny dick. its called a silver lining. and what's the worst a girl gets out of it? some sub par sex? boo hoo

    Submitted by gabraham on Sep 23, 12 at 5:40pm
  • Man up, grow up and stop being a selfish loser. The best experience I had with a man with a teeny tiny penis was in college. He was from Europe and it only took seconds for me to have a vaginal orgasm. I had just learned how to do it with an old boyfriend. He said in a heavy European accent "You are a difficult woman" I laughed and said "do you put other women in comas".....he explained as young boys they go off with women. in his country no woman who is not a virgin can marry and th

    Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Sep 24, 12 at 1:28am
  • it may be small, but it makes my balls look HUGE!

    Submitted by plygtr85 on Sep 24, 12 at 9:00pm