You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 23, 12 at 6:32pm

    You think she's not busy telling all her girlfriends about your pinky-pecker and the fact that you're a one-pump chump? A strategy with that kind of burn rate isn't sustainable over the long term, because everyone will know sooner or later about your physical shortcomings, and, worse, the fact that you're an asshole. Learn to eat some pussy, learn to hold off busting your nut, and hopefully you'll find someone who wants to stick around for a while.

    • 42 38
      Submitted by cp1342 on Sep 24, 12 at 7:47am

      Sorry I didn't know this was a Doctor Phil help line. Stop posting advice. No one cares

      • 28 51
        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 19, 12 at 10:03pm

        cp1342 is obviously new to this site...

    • 35 42
      Submitted by cluelesspy on Sep 24, 12 at 7:59am

      judging by the number of thumbs up I gotta disagree with ya there 1342...

  • Submitted by yumyummum on Sep 23, 12 at 6:35pm

    Who the fuck would admit to this?!

  • Submitted by bombsquad907 on Sep 23, 12 at 4:16pm

    people are hash tagging in texts now? what is this world coming to?

  • Submitted by Thompson11 on Sep 23, 12 at 8:31pm

    And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is the only kind of person that uses hashtags in texts.

  • Submitted by PolicyChick on Sep 23, 12 at 5:32pm

    What a jerk. Thanks for contributing to the Men Are Selfish Dickheads Stereotype.

  • Submitted by stuperfantastic on Sep 23, 12 at 6:58pm


  • Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 23, 12 at 5:40pm

    yeah wait till that magnum slips off your micro penis inside her and you begat a tiny-penis jr. #you're a tool. #a very very small tool, like a finishing nail or an allen wrench

  • Submitted by WesPip on Sep 23, 12 at 5:43pm

    It's not mine, I was just holding it for a friend. A black friend.

  • 91 40
    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 23, 12 at 4:19pm

    He must be a person who can always find the good with the bad, nothing good comes from having that tiny of a dick rofl

  • 89 51
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 23, 12 at 7:11pm

    Can he be busted for false advertising?

  • 93 59
    Submitted by Phys on Sep 23, 12 at 5:54pm

    Well I am honest with women and have an amazing gf so I get laid on a regular basis. I'm glad I'm not you!

  • 94 66
    Submitted by melissalovely on Sep 23, 12 at 8:16pm

    Not always the size, buddy. Learn how to actually use it and you won't need the false advertising. Of you can't grow it, just grow the f* up....

  • 82 57
    Submitted by creepshades on Sep 23, 12 at 6:52pm

    well I laughed.

  • 75 49
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Sep 23, 12 at 6:00pm

    and he sounds proud of himself.

  • 75 71
    Submitted by grandwazoo on Sep 23, 12 at 8:18pm

    If you're going to make something up just to get on TFLN, please at least try to make it look like it could have been a text. This is clearly some asshole who wanted to post SOMETHING, even if it was complete bullshit.

  • 67 56
    Submitted by stikybriches on Sep 24, 12 at 12:03am

    Honestly made me lol, as a prematurebigpenis I feel half your pain

  • 63 51
    Submitted by stuperfantastic on Sep 23, 12 at 6:56pm

    You are copying Dr. Mantis Toboggan. Show the magnum condom and create value with your huge dong

  • 50 41
    Submitted by yellow_m0on on Sep 23, 12 at 9:45pm

    This guy sucks.

  • 49 42
    Submitted by plygtr85 on Sep 24, 12 at 8:23am

    "it may be small, but it makes my balls look HUGE!"

  • 59 64
    Submitted by squibkick on Sep 23, 12 at 8:54pm

    You are sad, period.

  • 52 52
    Submitted by highasballs on Sep 24, 12 at 3:03pm

    Some fuckers are way to serious on this app. Smoke some green and relax

  • 50 48
    Submitted by kish10784 on Sep 24, 12 at 10:07am

    False advertising!

  • 48 45
    Submitted by sords on Sep 24, 12 at 12:12am


  • 39 43
    Submitted by PorkSniffer on Sep 25, 12 at 4:31pm

    Let him do what he wants. Maybe it's a dick move, but why do any of you give a fuck?

  • 46 58
    Submitted by DauseDuVall on Sep 23, 12 at 8:25pm

    Really Wow!?!

  • 41 49
    Submitted by NikkiNik on Sep 24, 12 at 3:55pm

    you're going to die alone and miserable xD serves you right

  • 25 19
    Submitted by nilesf1 on Sep 12, 13 at 12:33pm

    You're an ass

  • 34 38
    Submitted by ItWasntAKickball on Sep 28, 12 at 5:03am


  • 46 65
    Submitted by thisrideoffun on Sep 24, 12 at 12:15am


  • 35 46
    Submitted by McTastySweater on Sep 26, 12 at 2:12pm

    Ugh, I think I've met this douche.

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Kromium on Oct 12, 12 at 8:52pm

    Very sad man. Saying that. It's fucking hilarious how he owned his small dick

  • 41 61
    Submitted by bass80hz on Sep 24, 12 at 3:22am

    If it fits she sits.

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Marianasimon on Sep 24, 12 at 2:11am

    Why would the size matter as long as you love the person

  • Submitted by TheTruthHurts101 on Sep 23, 12 at 7:21pm

    IMO, the whores deserve it. They are the ones willing to do him just because if the size of his condom.

  • 37 60
    Submitted by MuffinW on Sep 26, 12 at 2:10am

    431 guys have tiny penises

  • 36 60
    Submitted by plygtr85 on Sep 24, 12 at 5:01am

    "yeah, I got a small dick...but it makes my balls WAY huge! so its cool"

  • 50 93
    Submitted by gabraham on Sep 23, 12 at 5:40pm

    he's got a tiny dick. its called a silver lining. and what's the worst a girl gets out of it? some sub par sex? boo hoo

  • 37 79
    Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Sep 24, 12 at 1:28am

    Man up, grow up and stop being a selfish loser. The best experience I had with a man with a teeny tiny penis was in college. He was from Europe and it only took seconds for me to have a vaginal orgasm. I had just learned how to do it with an old boyfriend. He said in a heavy European accent "You are a difficult woman" I laughed and said "do you put other women in comas".....he explained as young boys they go off with women. in his country no woman who is not a virgin can marry and th

  • 34 77
    Submitted by plygtr85 on Sep 24, 12 at 9:00pm

    it may be small, but it makes my balls look HUGE!