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  • 59 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:01pm

    How do you say your capital has been conquered 17 times in french?

  • 53 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:04pm

    J'adore les francaises!!!

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:17pm

    The American man says shave your bush

  • 57 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:34pm

    You shut him down? I hope watching him jack off was awkward as fuck for you.

  • 54 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:02pm

    You weren't first and you're a fucking loser with nothing to add

  • 42 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:52pm

    We're all just well trained monkeys to society -cats eye

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:54am

    you guys are all fucking retarded. stop criticizing everyone else and look at yourself & all you fat fucking americans. i'd rather smell than be fat, at least you can shower it off.

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:02pm

    I'm American and fuck you 3:31

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:53pm

    French Canadians are sexy

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:19pm

    Americans need to lose weight, 'cause even after you shower, you smell bad because you're all fat. Btw, how many French people have you ever met? None? Yeah that's my point. Go back to your fridge, pick up some food and go watch TV

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:16pm

    bahahaha are you people refering to americans as sluts now too?

  • 42 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:47pm

    people, wtf. i'm an american girl and have been living in france for two years. fyi french people do NOT have diseases and fucking herpes stds and aids. oh and they also take showers and shave. just like the fact that americans are not all fat. everyone should stop with their stupid "clichés"

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:42pm

    Fuck you, you Fucking Fuck! Gah, I HATE the French!

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:01pm

    I am not trying to be a bitch, but every french person I have ever talked to has been extremely arrogant, snotty, and dickish. Why is that? And what's wrong with a guy jerking off in front of you? You obviously led him on so he may as well.

  • 41 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:02am

    This one time I (an American) was having sex with an Italian, he was from Switzerland though. He asked if I wanted to "do it from behind." I thought he meant up the ass, so I said NO and was kinda disgusted. He replied, "oh, is that only the British?" .... Later he explained that he didn't mean "from behind" that way. He simply meant doggie style. Ooooh Europeans....

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:54pm

    And lose. For not being last.

  • 37 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:52pm

    any decent American girl would have helped out this cheese eating surrender monkey and given him a hand job

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:12pm

    What do you guys know about France, uh? Most of you never even left the US!! So the French girl says: go fuck yourself

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:02am

    all you americans are just hatin cause the french are better lovers than you. the french are the sexiest, the sweetest, the funniest, and the best in bed. and im not saying this cause im french, im american, its just the truth.

  • 36 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:44pm

    Is there a French way to jack-off? I thought I had tried every method, and don't want to be missing out on anything.

  • 37 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:20pm

    A British guy did the same thing to me once... Must be a European thing.

  • 37 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:46pm

    AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!!! 

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:10pm

    did anyone ever think this text might be referring to French canadians being that its a Toronto area code? because French canadians are even worse.

  • 37 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:29am

    Shouldn't blue balls be the issue here?

  • 32 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:22am

    Hey Toronto, thanks for those draft picks for Kessel. Taylor Hall is going to look good in Bruins black and gold.

  • 34 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:27am

    If he was from Switzerland, he was Swiss and not Italian, they have 4 languages there, stupid. You guys are so obnoxious, thinking you Americans are so much better than any other countries. May I remember you your country was built by European? So that makes you all European...

  • 37 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:26am

    2:22 shut the hell up before cockmaster makes u his bitch got fuck head

  • 36 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:00am

    Americans are actually really chill, I don't get why people don't like them...

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:04pm

    i don't think it's a european thing because some dude did this to me too! and i'm from minnesota! we're supposed to be nice! AHH

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:08am

    1:36, thank you. Seriously, (416) wasn't texting about the French. She was simply texting about the man and his need to just go on without her. Clearly she does not assist her parter/s when she isn't in the mood. It's simply new to her and not a nationality bash. It wouldn't be TFLN if the fifth grade punks did not post their hate bashing bs, so... Rock on with the Jr. High

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:08pm

    or let him jerk off into your American slut mouth

  • 29 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:08pm

    I'll put a slap shot into your rear

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:19am

    Unless she went to a French area, and just lives in Toronto. That makes sense.

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:47pm

    CUM IN MY ASS!!!!!!! OH YEA!!! AHHHHHH

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:31pm

    12:12--shave your bush, shave your armpits, shave your legs, take a shower, and stop being a prissy bitch. God, French people are so fucking unbearable.

  • 31 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:06pm

    This text is funny...in America.

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:37pm

    The French smell like Indians

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:51pm

    10:31 Nice Monty Python reference 

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:12pm

    2.19 you are so right dude. Fuck them all. Have u ever noticed that the only ones bigging up Americans are themselves. No one else actually likes them. Canadians rule. Much more cultured people and so much nicer too.

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:53pm

    My bush is shaved, thanks for asking. And no this is not a European, not our fault if you sleep with the wrong guys

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:08pm

    I used to decline the French ..then my mom got a job! -Juanita

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:57pm

    Canadians think they are superior, but they have an undersized army/navy. If they ever get attacked they are going to be going down as fast as a French woman. Plus they have no free speech. Want to say something that

    • 25 36
      Submitted by annonymous18 on Jan 19, 10 at 11:13pm

      what do you mean we have "no free speech"? please explain. You don't live here so you probably have no idea what you're talking about.

    • 31 32
      Submitted by caboose8 on Mar 14, 10 at 10:06pm

      alrightey there yankee, grab yer 12 gauge, a 6-pack and call yer klan friends for some good ol' fashion pig porkin'. ignorant f ucker

  • 29 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:19am

    Hey, 8:00 if it wasn't for Americans then we wouldn't have ever faced a recession? The Wall Street Crash mean anything to you? Stop being dumb fucks and taking everything so seriously...

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:47pm

    If you jackoff and hit the leaf is it extra points?

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:39pm

    You should have joined him

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:43pm

    2:26, shut the fuck up. I was talking hockey, a sport that requires immense skill, reflexes, and strength. You wouldn't know that, because you've never laced up a pair and tried to drill a slap-shot into a space smaller than a rear-view mirror.

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:32pm

    Canadians can lick the sweat off my stinky balls

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:33pm

    canadians eat shit and howl at the moon

  • 30 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:23pm

    2:19 - go pick up some food and continue to be the the world's (and history's) punk bitch

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:13pm

    Canada can't even decide what language it uses -- French, English, Eskimo. Eh?

  • 26 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:58pm

    LOLOLOL YOU DONT JERK OFF INFRONT OF PEOPLE!!! -anyone who thought this was funny

  • 34 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:31pm

    your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:36pm

    Canadas bigger and on top.. If Canada and USA were in jail US would be canada's bitch..

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:47pm

    4:29 i love the english.....and their tea

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:40pm

    Charles Rutherford loves the taste of french baby batter! - Fishbulb

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:50pm

    I would not have asked and then waited till u went to sleep and done it in your hair. Or maybe I would have done it into a napkin and left it in your purse if u weren't going to sleep near me. That's why I'm first.... And why I'm last. -chukLe

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:00am

    May I remember that you would be speaking shitty German, instead of shitty English, if it weren't for the US? Shut your fucking mouth

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:18am

    Wait, I thought that Quebec was the French-region of Canada, and the rest was English. Since Toronto is in Ontario... I'm confuzzerated.

    • 33 36
      Submitted by annonymous18 on Jan 19, 10 at 11:19pm

      maybe she was in Quebec, or the guy from Quebec was visiting Toronto?

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:22pm

    7:45, where are you from? And fuck off, too

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:29pm

    hey 12:12, this is a toronto area code.. AKA not in the US. so go fuck YOURSELF. dumb bitch. before you try insulting us, you might want to find out where the area code is from. why cant the french be more like the british? I have left the US and french people were a bunch of assholes, where the british were actually nice

  • 28 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:39am

    Whats the difference between 100 dead babies and an audi r8? I dont have an audi in my garage -dave

  • 24 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:52am

    Cockmaster said I would of made u suck cock rather u said no or not what cockmaster wants cockmaster gets

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:25pm

    Learn how to use a question mark, rétard. See what I did there? I Frenched up so you'll understand.

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:31pm

    I've met a thousand french AND been to France! And I have to say, they all smelled. Where some fucking deoderent you smelly fucks. Shave your disgusting hairy pits that have dropplets of sweat all over of them. I've also met more fat french people (which is twice as bad because their smell is unbearable) than americans. Nice try french fucks!

  • 31 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:16pm

    Charles Rutherford thinks you should punch him in his French face and screamed you stink like cheese

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:26am

    Studying in France right now and so I thought this txt was HILARIOUS.

  • 34 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:03pm

    French people are fucking pathetic, not to mention unbearably disgusting.

  • 30 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:00pm

    Continued: plus they have no free speech. Want to say something that hurts someone's feelers? Probably not legal. Can ordinary Canadians own handguns? Probably not.

    • 40 48
      Submitted by annonymous18 on Jan 19, 10 at 11:23pm

      we may don't own handguns because we have no need to own handguns. We aren't afraid of each other. I never understood why Americans feel the need to own guns...we don't own guns and we get along just fine.

      • 26 30
        Submitted by annonymous18 on Jan 19, 10 at 11:25pm

        sorry that was we don't own*\noh and also, wtf are you talking about we have no freedom of speech. How about you make sure you have your facts straight before you going saying shit like that.

      • 25 37
        Submitted by Antonin on Jul 15, 10 at 11:49pm

        Because of their small penis, they need to feel like men, and big cars and guns is all they could find.

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:11pm

    Hey 12:12, go FUCK YOURSELF you smelly French CUNT! Take a fucking shower you filthy French fuck!!

  • 29 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:28am

    What's with all the hatin on Canada eh?

  • 29 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:02am

    French people smell like ass and I've been to France... Paris actually. People in NYC are so much nicer

  • 26 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:12pm

    french need to shower. you all stink.

  • 25 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:05pm

    So true, have you not seen oprah. Some French guy gave fucking 5 girls aids in Plano. I'm so lucky i don't go there that often!

  • 7 18
    Submitted by ACDE on Aug 13, 12 at 5:36pm

    I think you mean French-Canadian. Sounds like Dov Charney.

  • 30 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:12pm

    Damn I hate the French and that's my heritage so I get a vote!