He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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I'm American and fuck you 3:31
J'adore les francaises!!!
Fuck you, you Fucking Fuck! Gah, I HATE the French!
people, wtf. i'm an american girl and have been living in france for two years. fyi french people do NOT have diseases and fucking herpes stds and aids. oh and they also take showers and shave. just like the fact that americans are not all fat. everyone should stop with their stupid "clichés"
This one time I (an American) was having sex with an Italian, he was from Switzerland though. He asked if I wanted to "do it from behind." I thought he meant up the ass, so I said NO and was kinda disgusted. He replied, "oh, is that only the British?" .... Later he explained that he didn't mean "from behind" that way. He simply meant doggie style. Ooooh Europeans....
You shut him down? I hope watching him jack off was awkward as fuck for you.
bahahaha are you people refering to americans as sluts now too?
I'll put a slap shot into your rear
all you americans are just hatin cause the french are better lovers than you. the french are the sexiest, the sweetest, the funniest, and the best in bed. and im not saying this cause im french, im american, its just the truth.
You weren't first and you're a fucking loser with nothing to add
And lose. For not being last.
The American man says shave your bush
I would not have asked and then waited till u went to sleep and done it in your hair. Or maybe I would have done it into a napkin and left it in your purse if u weren't going to sleep near me. That's why I'm first.... And why I'm last.
Americans need to lose weight, 'cause even after you shower, you smell bad because you're all fat. Btw, how many French people have you ever met? None? Yeah that's my point. Go back to your fridge, pick up some food and go watch TV
How do you say your capital has been conquered 17 times in french?
If he was from Switzerland, he was Swiss and not Italian, they have 4 languages there, stupid. You guys are so obnoxious, thinking you Americans are so much better than any other countries. May I remember you your country was built by European? So that makes you all European...
I am not trying to be a bitch, but every french person I have ever talked to has been extremely arrogant, snotty, and dickish. Why is that?
And what's wrong with a guy jerking off in front of you? You obviously led him on so he may as well.
Is there a French way to jack-off? I thought I had tried every method, and don't want to be missing out on anything.
Wait, I thought that Quebec was the French-region of Canada, and the rest was English. Since Toronto is in Ontario...
maybe she was in Quebec, or the guy from Quebec was visiting Toronto?
any decent American girl would have helped out this cheese eating surrender monkey and given him a hand job
What do you guys know about France, uh? Most of you never even left the US!! So the French girl says: go fuck yourself
French Canadians are sexy
12:12--shave your bush, shave your armpits, shave your legs, take a shower, and stop being a prissy bitch. God, French people are so fucking unbearable.
Americans are actually really chill, I don't get why people don't like them...
We're all just well trained monkeys to society
You should have joined him
i don't think it's a european thing because some dude did this to me too! and i'm from minnesota! we're supposed to be nice! AHH
you guys are all fucking retarded. stop criticizing everyone else and look at yourself & all you fat fucking americans. i'd rather smell than be fat, at least you can shower it off.
A British guy did the same thing to me once... Must be a European thing.
The French smell like Indians
2:22 shut the hell up before cockmaster makes u his bitch got fuck head
10:31 Nice Monty Python reference
Unless she went to a French area, and just lives in Toronto. That makes sense.
did anyone ever think this text might be referring to French canadians being that its a Toronto area code?
because French canadians are even worse.
My bush is shaved, thanks for asking. And no this is not a European, not our fault if you sleep with the wrong guys
Hey, 8:00 if it wasn't for Americans then we wouldn't have ever faced a recession? The Wall Street Crash mean anything to you? Stop being dumb fucks and taking everything so seriously...
Cockmaster said I would of made u suck cock rather u said no or not what cockmaster wants cockmaster gets
LOLOLOL YOU DONT JERK OFF INFRONT OF PEOPLE!!!
-anyone who thought this was funny
Shouldn't blue balls be the issue here?
Canadians can lick the sweat off my stinky balls
Learn how to use a question mark, rétard. See what I did there? I Frenched up so you'll understand.
This text is funny...in America.
1:36, thank you. Seriously, (416) wasn't texting about the French. She was simply texting about the man and his need to just go on without her. Clearly she does not assist her parter/s when she isn't in the mood. It's simply new to her and not a nationality bash. It wouldn't be TFLN if the fifth grade punks did not post their hate bashing bs, so... Rock on with the Jr. High
Charles Rutherford loves the taste of french baby batter!
Whats the difference between 100 dead babies and an audi r8?
I dont have an audi in my garage
If you jackoff and hit the leaf is it extra points?
Charles Rutherford thinks you should punch him in his French face and screamed you stink like cheese
your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries
Hey Toronto, thanks for those draft picks for Kessel. Taylor Hall is going to look good in Bruins black and gold.
Canadians think they are superior, but they have an undersized army/navy. If they ever get attacked they are going to be going down as fast as a French woman.
Plus they have no free speech. Want to say something that
what do you mean we have "no free speech"? please explain. You don't live here so you probably have no idea what you're talking about.
alrightey there yankee, grab yer 12 gauge, a 6-pack and call yer klan friends for some good ol' fashion pig porkin'. ignorant f ucker
or let him jerk off into your American slut mouth
I used to decline the French ..then my mom got a job!
May I remember that you would be speaking shitty German, instead of shitty English, if it weren't for the US? Shut your fucking mouth
hey 12:12, this is a toronto area code.. AKA not in the US. so go fuck YOURSELF. dumb bitch. before you try insulting us, you might want to find out where the area code is from. why cant the french be more like the british? I have left the US and french people were a bunch of assholes, where the british were actually nice
french need to shower. you all stink.
4:29 i love the english.....and their tea
CUM IN MY ASS!!!!!!! OH YEA!!! AHHHHHH
Hey 12:12, go FUCK YOURSELF you smelly French CUNT! Take a fucking shower you filthy French fuck!!
Studying in France right now and so I thought this txt was HILARIOUS.
Canada can't even decide what language it uses -- French, English, Eskimo. Eh?
2.19 you are so right dude. Fuck them all. Have u ever noticed that the only ones bigging up Americans are themselves. No one else actually likes them. Canadians rule. Much more cultured people and so much nicer too.
I've met a thousand french AND been to France! And I have to say, they all smelled. Where some fucking deoderent you smelly fucks. Shave your disgusting hairy pits that have dropplets of sweat all over of them. I've also met more fat french people (which is twice as bad because their smell is unbearable) than americans. Nice try french fucks!
What's with all the hatin on Canada eh?
So true, have you not seen oprah. Some French guy gave fucking 5 girls aids in Plano. I'm so lucky i don't go there that often!
French people smell like ass and I've been to France... Paris actually. People in NYC are so much nicer
2:19 - go pick up some food and continue to be the the world's (and history's) punk bitch
French people are fucking pathetic, not to mention unbearably disgusting.
Continued: plus they have no free speech. Want to say something that hurts someone's feelers? Probably not legal.
Can ordinary Canadians own handguns? Probably not.
we may don't own handguns because we have no need to own handguns. We aren't afraid of each other. I never understood why Americans feel the need to own guns...we don't own guns and we get along just fine.
sorry that was we don't own*\noh and also, wtf are you talking about we have no freedom of speech. How about you make sure you have your facts straight before you going saying shit like that.
Because of their small penis, they need to feel like men, and big cars and guns is all they could find.
2:26, shut the fuck up. I was talking hockey, a sport that requires immense skill, reflexes, and strength. You wouldn't know that, because you've never laced up a pair and tried to drill a slap-shot into a space smaller than a rear-view mirror.
canadians eat shit and howl at the moon
7:45, where are you from? And fuck off, too
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Damn I hate the French and that's my
heritage so I get a vote!
I think you mean French-Canadian. Sounds like Dov Charney.
Canadas bigger and on top.. If Canada and USA were in jail US would be canada's bitch..