I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
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I would consider that innovation
My desperate time is turning on the oven top and lighting it off there
I've been there with both the toaster and the stove top.
Ive considered rubbing two sticks together.
Desperate times call for desperate measures
Fuckin classy! Love it <3
haha, that's where it is at! :D
Let me know when you have scrapped every dry chew can in your room and eyeball a spitter.
Call me when you've shorted the batteries in a flashlight to light a cig, then we'll talk.
how about just dont smoke?
Electric stove top work well too with no fear of taking out your eye brows like on a gas burner.
Lol if this is any of my friends god damn I'll jus buy u a god damn lighter