I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
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I would consider that innovation
I've been there with both the toaster and the stove top.
My desperate time is turning on the oven top and lighting it off there
Ive considered rubbing two sticks together.
Fuckin classy! Love it <3
Desperate times call for desperate measures
haha, that's where it is at! :D
Let me know when you have scrapped every dry chew can in your room and eyeball a spitter.
Electric stove top work well too with no fear of taking out your eye brows like on a gas burner.
Call me when you've shorted the batteries in a flashlight to light a cig, then we'll talk.
how about just dont smoke?
Lol if this is any of my friends god damn I'll jus buy u a god damn lighter