If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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Too bad Cougar Clubs are full of beat old chicks and ghetto black dudes... true story
That should be the new Rule #1
Who the fuck wouldn't
There are cougar clubs?
Amen! Seriously guys get a clue, us pumas
Anybody seen that movie the "Cougar Club"? Awesome idea. \nAlso, you don't just show up, you sprint to wherever you need to get to and handle it. And not gently... MILF's want to be manhandled and get worked over by a young stud. Make em feel like they're 15 again and hooking up with a college guy. Flashback
Yeah then she texts vagina mold and vinegar smell
Down for that