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(269): View more from Michigan

My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.

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(775): View more from Nevada

I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...

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(305): View more from Florida

you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store

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(360): View more from Washington

I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.

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(708): View more from Illinois

youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer

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(916): View more from California

I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...

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(352): View more from Florida

She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"

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(913): View more from Kansas

just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.

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