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  • Submitted by TheWingMan on May 19, 10 at 10:27pm

    Girls poop?

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    Submitted by impooping on May 19, 10 at 10:20pm

    It's because when you paint your nails, you are hunched over creating pressure on your stomach.

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    Submitted by chronicenigma on May 19, 10 at 10:51pm

    could have gone my whole life not knowing girls poop thanks for that.

    • 43 81
      Submitted by showstopper303 on May 20, 10 at 6:26pm

      could be a homosexual guy. no worries.

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    Submitted by rocketbeast on May 19, 10 at 10:31pm

    No...the problem is that you can't wipe until your nails dry...otherwise the polish smudges and the t.p. would stick to your hand

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    Submitted by ccv425 on May 19, 10 at 11:26pm

    And I thought always sneezing after I put on mascara was bad!

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    Submitted by stragest on May 20, 10 at 3:08am

    Girls don't poop, they hold it in till they're 40 and explode, it's called metapause

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 29, 12 at 9:06pm

      A comma is a meta-pause. You mean menopause.

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    Submitted by ayemami on May 19, 10 at 11:31pm

    I can poop? Thanks for finally letting me know after 22 years.

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    Submitted by SomeRandomGuy on May 19, 10 at 10:07pm

    So paint your nails on the pot, problem solved lol

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    Submitted by boolou on May 20, 10 at 1:07am

    Rhymeeee

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    Submitted by fligidyflash on May 20, 10 at 1:04am

    I always have to poop after I eat a pill, it never fails.

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    Submitted by cutemau5 on May 19, 10 at 10:14pm

    It's from inhailing those solvents

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    Submitted by kindiana on May 20, 10 at 2:37pm

    Paint your non-dominant hand first, wait for the inevitable, the proceed to the other hand. ;)

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    Submitted by Mikethedude on May 20, 10 at 9:17am

    Who said it's a girl?

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    Submitted by lovestepherz on May 19, 10 at 10:27pm

    That's like catching a fish right after you put sunscreen in your hands.

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    Submitted by evolwayz on May 20, 10 at 1:36am

    Who knew girls poop....no more tongue'n the baloon knot

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    Submitted by jollygymsocks on May 19, 10 at 10:57pm

    ImA girl and didnt know I poop...

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    Submitted by noshatsherlock on May 19, 10 at 10:08pm

    I always have to poop when I step into a library! I think it's the smell of the paper! xD

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    Submitted by slygrrl on Mar 4, 11 at 9:12am

    why would anyone text this???

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 10 at 11:56pm

    GIRLS POOP.

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    Submitted by Katey5678 on Jan 26, 11 at 11:25pm

    I KNOW, RIGHT!?!

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    Submitted by breiner on May 20, 10 at 6:48am

    Girls don't poop

  • 43 57
    Submitted by ashpoop on May 20, 10 at 12:36am

    ME TOO.

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    Submitted by 2004R32 on May 20, 10 at 2:44am

    Gross

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    Submitted by pichu180 on May 21, 10 at 3:09am

    You made a rhyme, I like you.

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    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 19, 10 at 10:12pm

    Sew your butt closed. Now you can paint your nails anywhere!

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    Submitted by jondime23 on May 19, 10 at 11:31pm

    Wow I clicked on the to see all the douches who take this so serious that they're going to diagnose the problem.

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    Submitted by jumbo1 on May 19, 10 at 10:38pm

    Nastie

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    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 24, 11 at 9:29pm

    Yeah, what Mike said, some guys paint their nails, too.

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    Submitted by jenownsatvball9 on May 20, 10 at 2:31am

    hmmm?

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    Submitted by GrammarPolice on May 19, 10 at 11:42pm

    A rhyme, what a crime!

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    Submitted by bighjg on May 18, 11 at 7:30pm

    WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by tinams36 on May 20, 10 at 11:29am

    Stragest, I think you mean menopause. You get an "E" for effort.

  • Submitted by thedood on May 19, 10 at 10:03pm

    Strange. And first.