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  • 105 58
    Submitted by TheWingMan on May 19, 10 at 10:27pm
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    Girls poop?

  • 72 39
    Submitted by impooping on May 19, 10 at 10:20pm
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    It's because when you paint your nails, you are hunched over creating pressure on your stomach.

  • 79 64
    Submitted by chronicenigma on May 19, 10 at 10:51pm
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    could have gone my whole life not knowing girls poop thanks for that.

    • 30 65
      Submitted by showstopper303 on May 20, 10 at 6:26pm
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      could be a homosexual guy. no worries.

  • 70 55
    Submitted by rocketbeast on May 19, 10 at 10:31pm
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    No...the problem is that you can't wipe until your nails dry...otherwise the polish smudges and the t.p. would stick to your hand

  • 53 41
    Submitted by stragest on May 20, 10 at 3:08am
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    Girls don't poop, they hold it in till they're 40 and explode, it's called metapause

    • 8 7
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 29, 12 at 9:06pm
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      A comma is a meta-pause. You mean menopause.

  • 48 31
    Submitted by boolou on May 20, 10 at 1:07am
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    Rhymeeee

  • 52 40
    Submitted by ccv425 on May 19, 10 at 11:26pm
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    And I thought always sneezing after I put on mascara was bad!

  • 47 44
    Submitted by cutemau5 on May 19, 10 at 10:14pm
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    It's from inhailing those solvents

  • 47 45
    Submitted by kindiana on May 20, 10 at 2:37pm
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    Paint your non-dominant hand first, wait for the inevitable, the proceed to the other hand. ;)

  • 57 65
    Submitted by SomeRandomGuy on May 19, 10 at 10:07pm
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    So paint your nails on the pot, problem solved lol

  • 46 44
    Submitted by fligidyflash on May 20, 10 at 1:04am
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    I always have to poop after I eat a pill, it never fails.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by ayemami on May 19, 10 at 11:31pm
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    I can poop? Thanks for finally letting me know after 22 years.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by lovestepherz on May 19, 10 at 10:27pm
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    That's like catching a fish right after you put sunscreen in your hands.

  • 51 58
    Submitted by evolwayz on May 20, 10 at 1:36am
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    Who knew girls poop....no more tongue'n the baloon knot

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Mikethedude on May 20, 10 at 9:17am
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    Who said it's a girl?

  • 39 41
    Submitted by pichu180 on May 21, 10 at 3:09am
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    You made a rhyme, I like you.

  • 35 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 10 at 11:56pm
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    GIRLS POOP.

  • 28 22
    Submitted by slygrrl on Mar 4, 11 at 9:12am
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    why would anyone text this???

  • 41 48
    Submitted by jollygymsocks on May 19, 10 at 10:57pm
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    ImA girl and didnt know I poop...

  • 46 59
    Submitted by noshatsherlock on May 19, 10 at 10:08pm
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    I always have to poop when I step into a library! I think it's the smell of the paper! xD

  • 24 24
    Submitted by Katey5678 on Jan 26, 11 at 11:25pm
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    I KNOW, RIGHT!?!

  • 30 37
    Submitted by ashpoop on May 20, 10 at 12:36am
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    ME TOO.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 19, 10 at 10:12pm
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    Sew your butt closed. Now you can paint your nails anywhere!

  • 32 45
    Submitted by breiner on May 20, 10 at 6:48am
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    Girls don't poop

  • 33 53
    Submitted by 2004R32 on May 20, 10 at 2:44am
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    Gross

  • 40 69
    Submitted by jondime23 on May 19, 10 at 11:31pm
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    Wow I clicked on the to see all the douches who take this so serious that they're going to diagnose the problem.

  • 38 65
    Submitted by jumbo1 on May 19, 10 at 10:38pm
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    Nastie

  • 12 23
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 24, 11 at 9:29pm
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    Yeah, what Mike said, some guys paint their nails, too.

  • 31 63
    Submitted by GrammarPolice on May 19, 10 at 11:42pm
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    A rhyme, what a crime!

  • 16 34
    Submitted by bighjg on May 18, 11 at 7:30pm
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    WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 24 55
    Submitted by tinams36 on May 20, 10 at 11:29am
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    Stragest, I think you mean menopause. You get an "E" for effort.

  • 24 59
    Submitted by jenownsatvball9 on May 20, 10 at 2:31am
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    hmmm?

  • 35 82
    Submitted by thedood on May 19, 10 at 10:03pm
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    Strange. And first.