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  • 77 51
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 29, 10 at 10:52pm

    Children run from far and near when they hear that the burrito man is on the shore...

  • 76 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 10 at 1:00am

    First!

  • 87 77
    Submitted by uberdouche on May 29, 10 at 11:08pm

    Where is this at Texas?

  • 78 63
    Submitted by kmomokbs on May 31, 10 at 1:39am

    SALT RIVER!!! hell yah its that time again! phx az!

  • 71 50
    Submitted by kacie on May 30, 10 at 1:39am

    @SundayDrive that was the best part of the new shrek!

  • 76 65
    Submitted by SundayDrive on May 30, 10 at 12:50am

    What's that? That's my chimichanga stand!

  • 74 61
    Submitted by 6one3 on May 29, 10 at 10:46pm

    Mens asses

  • 69 53
    Submitted by Rocky_K on May 29, 10 at 10:14pm

    jealousy

  • 72 59
    Submitted by Beaglehead on May 29, 10 at 10:10pm

    Cock nipples

  • 75 72
    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 29, 10 at 10:12pm

    Woahhhhh

  • 60 46
    Submitted by mauiwowie on May 30, 10 at 12:28am

    Alena you are not funny whatsoever.

  • 70 67
    Submitted by lyssloves20 on May 30, 10 at 5:42pm

    Lol tubing on the salt!! And I completely agree u would b a savior if u sold burritos while u did it

  • 71 75
    Submitted by asomerific55 on May 29, 10 at 10:55pm

    I was there today! Could have used a burrito!

  • 64 65
    Submitted by what_it_is on May 30, 10 at 3:20pm

    It's little tortilla boy!

  • 63 64
    Submitted by notTexan on May 30, 10 at 3:51am

    They sell burritos on the river in all border states. Illegals have to keep nourished on their quest to less sandy states.

  • 63 67
    Submitted by _bbycakes on May 29, 10 at 10:21pm

    Lame.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 30, 10 at 5:59am

    Loser that work rural tourist spot are either creppy or colorful.

  • 59 68
    Submitted by hoeicide on May 30, 10 at 3:55am

    You'll= you will. You'd=you would. Not sure if that's proper tenses.

  • 68 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 10 at 10:07pm

    Eighty eight

  • 53 68
    Submitted by asomerific55 on May 30, 10 at 3:19am

    Good ol' septic I mean salt river!

  • 62 89
    Submitted by lh1220 on May 29, 10 at 10:19pm

    Uh this is g-a-y

  • Submitted by Alen00l on May 29, 10 at 10:18pm

    By guy that sells burritos, he means that you are going to get railed in the anûs every day, until your sphincter is permanently stretched. Then, your shît will just fall out, and you can make burritos out of it. How do I know, you ask? Experience. I am a complete fàggot.

  • 43 68
    Submitted by LexiAnna on May 29, 10 at 10:29pm

    For the regatta?!? :D