Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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Let's go for the "glass is half full" approach. Maybe her daughter is 30yo and finally got laid, so now she's going out drinking to celebrate. Great success!
just like Gail the Snail
No one likes salting the snail.
but she doesn't leave you with any options
fuck drinking start target practice
Stick her on birth control and buy her condoms. At least you can control STD and grandkids that way. Look at the bright side, at least she was honest with you.
She's prob getting railed right now.
Hope the guy she lost it to isn't a total douche. If it cheers you up my father in law caugt his youngest daughter and I having sex on his couch, so if you didn't catch her in the act at least you have that.
and your alive?
for the first time ever, "first" could have been funny, so no one said it. natch.
15 or 30, they're always that "Little Princess" to Dad.
and their boyfriends will have targets on them at all times
Do people this old really have this app
Or you could stop drinking and be the dad she needs..
Wow tfln has changed i expected at least five "slut" responses.
Poor dad I feel for u man
Damn, I didn't see the same joke right under me.
This text is kind of weird.
Just go drink some tequila
hopefully you get more action than your daughter
I hope your kid sees this, reject. If she can bang she's prob looking at tfln.
Show not shoe
Sorry about that.
Now she gets to think of all the stuff she did when her daughter's age.
Just wait 9 months and there will be another suprise
How about you stop being a little bitch, reAch down and grab ur gun and shoot that punk.
Hahaha Gail the Snail.. Love that shoe
Aww. I'm sorry.
Gotta love Wisconsin. Born and raised.
Sorry that was my fault
She is probably a deep throating whore
hahah thats still a lot better than how my mom found out.
Either your daughter is a 5 year old slut or you are way too old to still be using this site.
You are just wrong for saying that, considering you're probably like What.....12?
First...someone had to say it
oh man, tough break. wonder how old she was... if 15 or older u should be glad she waited so long.
yea my bad
Well you knew someone was gonna tap that ass at some point. I hope your not upset because you weren't her first. Sick fuck