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  • Submitted by FBIRem on May 26, 10 at 10:34pm

    analogous, not synonymous

  • Submitted by Flight_City on May 26, 10 at 8:37pm

    That's cute!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 27, 10 at 12:08am

    That is what strippers are for

  • Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 26, 10 at 9:09pm

    Romantic in a creepy way

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    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on May 27, 10 at 12:10am

    Dear OP, I want to marry you.

  • Submitted by Bullskid on May 26, 10 at 9:16pm

    By far the best thing I have ever read on tfln!

  • Submitted by haf1388 on May 27, 10 at 9:44am

    Is this supposed to be romantic... because Im getting booty call out of it... like.. "I don't want to fuck you... but I have to fuck you because no one else will fuck me.." If I'm wrong... please correct, lol.

  • Submitted by X_X on May 26, 10 at 8:37pm

    This is the funniest text I've read in a great while. Thank you.

  • Submitted by anomymouse on May 26, 10 at 10:06pm

    That's kinda sweet....

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    Submitted by 504ITS on May 26, 10 at 10:06pm

    You forgot to mention that you like giving your dad rim jobs Alen

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    Submitted by uhlizubeth on May 26, 10 at 9:24pm

    fuck you alen!

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    Submitted by Prada0825 on May 27, 10 at 8:31pm

    I don't get it. What does nom mean?

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    Submitted by noconcern on May 26, 10 at 9:35pm

    This is cute, in a way. It kind of reminds me of Jonah Hill and Michael Cera in SuperBad.

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    Submitted by praznick on May 26, 10 at 8:29pm

    Lol lame or hillarious? Idk

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    Submitted by ryno24 on May 26, 10 at 8:19pm

    Wow...just...wow

  • Submitted by wHw on May 26, 10 at 9:15pm

    ...so they're actually not synonymous.

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    Submitted by BloodyxCape on May 26, 10 at 8:14pm

    that was lame

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    Submitted by Herschel on May 28, 10 at 2:56am

    I very much doubt that the grizzly gives a shit about the salmon's feelings.

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    Submitted by sequioa on May 27, 10 at 12:49am

    look mods if you're gonna publish a lame text at least make sure the crappy analogy is used correctly...anything less is just insulting our intelligence

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    Submitted by ellielikesphish on Aug 11, 10 at 1:14am

    Good night, mostly because they used the word Nom :]

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    Submitted by mla0088 on May 26, 10 at 9:04pm

    Love this!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 10 at 8:59pm

    If you don't understand semicolons, don't use them.