my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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analogous, not synonymous
Beat me to it.
Romantic in a creepy way
Dear OP, I want to marry you.
That is what strippers are for
By far the best thing I have ever read on tfln!
Is this supposed to be romantic... because Im getting booty call out of it... like.. "I don't want to fuck you... but I have to fuck you because no one else will fuck me.." If I'm wrong... please correct, lol.
fuck you alen!
This is the funniest text I've read in a great while. Thank you.
That's kinda sweet....
Lol lame or hillarious? Idk
...so they're actually not synonymous.
You forgot to mention that you like giving your dad rim jobs Alen
I don't get it. What does nom mean?
that was lame
I very much doubt that the grizzly gives a shit about the salmon's feelings.
This is cute, in a way. It kind of reminds me of Jonah Hill and Michael Cera in SuperBad.
look mods if you're gonna publish a lame text at least make sure the crappy analogy is used correctly...anything less is just insulting our intelligence
If you don't understand semicolons, don't use them.
Good night, mostly because they used the word Nom :]