my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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analogous, not synonymous
Beat me to it.
Romantic in a creepy way
Dear OP, I want to marry you.
That is what strippers are for
By far the best thing I have ever read on tfln!
Is this supposed to be romantic... because Im getting booty call out of it... like.. "I don't want to fuck you... but I have to fuck you because no one else will fuck me.." If I'm wrong... please correct, lol.
fuck you alen!
This is the funniest text I've read in a great while. Thank you.
That's kinda sweet....
Lol lame or hillarious? Idk
...so they're actually not synonymous.
I don't get it. What does nom mean?
You forgot to mention that you like giving your dad rim jobs Alen
that was lame
I very much doubt that the grizzly gives a shit about the salmon's feelings.
look mods if you're gonna publish a lame text at least make sure the crappy analogy is used correctly...anything less is just insulting our intelligence
This is cute, in a way. It kind of reminds me of Jonah Hill and Michael Cera in SuperBad.
If you don't understand semicolons, don't use them.
Good night, mostly because they used the word Nom :]