Texts From Last Night · xave's Favorites

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.

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(631): View more from New York

I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck

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(314): View more from Missouri

I am not getting you a goat.

(479): View more from Arkansas

Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.

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(647): View more from Ontario

I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"

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(801): View more from Utah

If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue

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(614): View more from Ohio

TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG

(1-614): View more from Ohio

HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS

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