they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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