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(250): View more from British Columbia

tequila makes me forget i have legs

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(860): View more from Connecticut

you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.

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(713): View more from Texas

We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"

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(512): View more from Texas

You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."

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(802): View more from Vermont

I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex

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(712): View more from Iowa

Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.

(714): View more from California

Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."

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