I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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I'm having one of those days when
I just wanna go to texas and Beattie shit out of people
dear tfln, stop redirecting me to pfln please.
I prefer to shove chopsticks in my dick hole.
I have entire weeks like that.
Haha sounds like a good day.
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Use lube, or you're gonna regret it later. ;)
Who thinks about beating off all day? F'n losers.....get a life and a girl and you wont have to
Im having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat you off all day ;)
I once met a man from Texas. He sucked my dick.
ill give you a reason to jack off baby;)
Well that would get kinda dirty :<
Lol...good to know I'm not the only one!! Haha
(913) Is Kansas City. Not Texas.
No truer words have been spoken
that's kansas city for you
Once a day is enough
I am definitely having one of those days today..fuck finals.
I have this day everyday
Texas fuckin sucks. All of it. On sasquatch's dick.
Oh I get it! It's funny because for once he wants to beat off by himself instead of laying next to me when he does it!
They are called weekdays... We all get them.
I think they call those people sex addicts, but I'm merely going off of Dr. Drew's patients from "Sex Rehab" on Vh1
That's exactly how I would feel..... if I lived in Texas.
3:36, I believe saying something like that will get your ass kicked
My morning started thy way until I had to go to this fuckin exam. Such a shitty end to a great day
Oh I get it, I have to beat off because Sven dumped me for another man.
I have those all the time!!!!!
whew *wipes forehead* i'm not da only one!
It's better than reading TFLN, that's for sure.
Sometimes you just need a day to yourself
Oh I get it because he just wanted to sleep and jerk off since it was such a disgusting day!
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat you off all day.
Is that's possible?