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  • 70 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:46pm

    Use lube, or you're gonna regret it later. ;)

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:33pm

    dear tfln, stop redirecting me to pfln please.

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:51am

    I'm having one of those days when I just wanna go to texas and Beattie shit out of people

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:15pm

    Lol...good to know I'm not the only one!! Haha

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:20pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:37am

    Haha sounds like a good day.

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:39pm

    I have entire weeks like that.

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:34pm

    I prefer to shove chopsticks in my dick hole.

  • 56 63
    Submitted by ShayBaby24 on May 9, 10 at 1:22pm

    Im having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat you off all day ;)

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:40pm

    that's kansas city for you

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:33pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because for once he wants to beat off by himself instead of laying next to me when he does it! ~Jeff

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:22pm

    ill give you a reason to jack off baby;)

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:42pm

    It's better than reading TFLN, that's for sure.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:20pm

    Who thinks about beating off all day? F'n losers.....get a life and a girl and you wont have to

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:12am

    I have this day everyday

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:18pm

    I once met a man from Texas. He sucked my dick. -sasquatch

  • 64 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:13pm

    I am definitely having one of those days today..fuck finals.

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:58pm

    No truer words have been spoken

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:49pm

    Well that would get kinda dirty :<

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:32pm

    Texas fuckin sucks. All of it. On sasquatch's dick.

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:47pm

    Once a day is enough

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:14pm

    That's exactly how I would feel..... if I lived in Texas.

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:21pm

    3:36, I believe saying something like that will get your ass kicked

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:32pm

    They are called weekdays... We all get them.

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:17pm

    (913) Is Kansas City. Not Texas.

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:28am

    whew *wipes forehead* i'm not da only one!

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:34pm

    Oh I get it because he just wanted to sleep and jerk off since it was such a disgusting day! -Jeff

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:04pm

    Sometimes you just need a day to yourself

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:50pm

    My morning started thy way until I had to go to this fuckin exam. Such a shitty end to a great day

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:47am

    I think they call those people sex addicts, but I'm merely going off of Dr. Drew's patients from "Sex Rehab" on Vh1

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:02pm

    Oh I get it, I have to beat off because Sven dumped me for another man. -Jeff

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:51pm

    I made this text 1337

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:25pm

    I have those all the time!!!!!

  • 51 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:23pm

    Is that's possible? -BTK

  • 53 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:15pm

    I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat you off all day.