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  • I'm having one of those days when I just wanna go to texas and Beattie shit out of people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:51am
  • dear tfln, stop redirecting me to pfln please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:33pm
  • I prefer to shove chopsticks in my dick hole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:34pm
  • I have entire weeks like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:39pm
  • Haha sounds like a good day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:37am
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Use lube, or you're gonna regret it later. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:46pm
  • Who thinks about beating off all day? F'n losers.....get a life and a girl and you wont have to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:20pm
  • Im having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat you off all day ;)

    Submitted by ShayBaby24 on May 9, 10 at 1:22pm
  • I once met a man from Texas. He sucked my dick. -sasquatch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:18pm
  • ill give you a reason to jack off baby;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:22pm
  • Well that would get kinda dirty :<

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:49pm
  • Lol...good to know I'm not the only one!! Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:15pm
  • (913) Is Kansas City. Not Texas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:17pm
  • No truer words have been spoken

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:58pm
  • that's kansas city for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:40pm
  • Once a day is enough

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:47pm
  • I am definitely having one of those days today..fuck finals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:13pm
  • I have this day everyday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:12am
  • Texas fuckin sucks. All of it. On sasquatch's dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:32pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because for once he wants to beat off by himself instead of laying next to me when he does it! ~Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:33pm
  • They are called weekdays... We all get them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:32pm
  • I think they call those people sex addicts, but I'm merely going off of Dr. Drew's patients from "Sex Rehab" on Vh1

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:47am
  • That's exactly how I would feel..... if I lived in Texas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:14pm
  • 3:36, I believe saying something like that will get your ass kicked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:21pm
  • My morning started thy way until I had to go to this fuckin exam. Such a shitty end to a great day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:50pm
  • Oh I get it, I have to beat off because Sven dumped me for another man. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:02pm
  • I have those all the time!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:25pm
  • whew *wipes forehead* i'm not da only one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:28am
  • It's better than reading TFLN, that's for sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:42pm
  • Sometimes you just need a day to yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:04pm
  • Oh I get it because he just wanted to sleep and jerk off since it was such a disgusting day! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:34pm
  • I made this text 1337

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:51pm
  • I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat you off all day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:15pm
  • Is that's possible? -BTK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:23pm