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  • 48 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:51am
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    I'm having one of those days when I just wanna go to texas and Beattie shit out of people

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:33pm
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    Oh I get it! It's funny because for once he wants to beat off by himself instead of laying next to me when he does it! ~Jeff

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:37am
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    Haha sounds like a good day.

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:58pm
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    No truer words have been spoken

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:42pm
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    It's better than reading TFLN, that's for sure.

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:33pm
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    dear tfln, stop redirecting me to pfln please.

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:39pm
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    I have entire weeks like that.

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:46pm
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    Use lube, or you're gonna regret it later. ;)

  • 35 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:15pm
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    Lol...good to know I'm not the only one!! Haha

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:18pm
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    I once met a man from Texas. He sucked my dick. -sasquatch

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:21pm
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    3:36, I believe saying something like that will get your ass kicked

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:40pm
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    that's kansas city for you

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:13pm
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    I am definitely having one of those days today..fuck finals.

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:12am
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    I have this day everyday

  • 34 45
    Submitted by ShayBaby24 on May 9, 10 at 1:22pm
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    Im having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat you off all day ;)

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:22pm
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    ill give you a reason to jack off baby;)

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:50pm
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    My morning started thy way until I had to go to this fuckin exam. Such a shitty end to a great day

  • 33 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:34pm
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    Oh I get it because he just wanted to sleep and jerk off since it was such a disgusting day! -Jeff

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:34pm
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    I prefer to shove chopsticks in my dick hole.

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:49pm
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    Well that would get kinda dirty :<

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:20pm
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    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:04pm
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    Sometimes you just need a day to yourself

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:20pm
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    Who thinks about beating off all day? F'n losers.....get a life and a girl and you wont have to

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:47am
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    I think they call those people sex addicts, but I'm merely going off of Dr. Drew's patients from "Sex Rehab" on Vh1

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:32pm
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    Texas fuckin sucks. All of it. On sasquatch's dick.

  • 31 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:28am
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    whew *wipes forehead* i'm not da only one!

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:14pm
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    That's exactly how I would feel..... if I lived in Texas.

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:47pm
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    Once a day is enough

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:17pm
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    (913) Is Kansas City. Not Texas.

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:15pm
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    I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat you off all day.

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:23pm
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    Is that's possible? -BTK

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:32pm
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    They are called weekdays... We all get them.

  • 27 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:02pm
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    Oh I get it, I have to beat off because Sven dumped me for another man. -Jeff

  • 25 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:25pm
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    I have those all the time!!!!!

  • 25 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:51pm
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    I made this text 1337