I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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Who thinks about beating off all day? F'n losers.....get a life and a girl and you wont have to
I'm having one of those days when
I just wanna go to texas and Beattie shit out of people
dear tfln, stop redirecting me to pfln please.
Haha sounds like a good day.
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I prefer to shove chopsticks in my dick hole.
I have entire weeks like that.
Im having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat you off all day ;)
I have those all the time!!!!!
I once met a man from Texas. He sucked my dick.
(913) Is Kansas City. Not Texas.
ill give you a reason to jack off baby;)
Lol...good to know I'm not the only one!! Haha
Oh I get it, I have to beat off because Sven dumped me for another man.
Well that would get kinda dirty :<
No truer words have been spoken
I have this day everyday
Use lube, or you're gonna regret it later. ;)
Once a day is enough
I think they call those people sex addicts, but I'm merely going off of Dr. Drew's patients from "Sex Rehab" on Vh1
I am definitely having one of those days today..fuck finals.
that's kansas city for you
Oh I get it! It's funny because for once he wants to beat off by himself instead of laying next to me when he does it!
They are called weekdays... We all get them.
That's exactly how I would feel..... if I lived in Texas.
My morning started thy way until I had to go to this fuckin exam. Such a shitty end to a great day
Texas fuckin sucks. All of it. On sasquatch's dick.
It's better than reading TFLN, that's for sure.
Oh I get it because he just wanted to sleep and jerk off since it was such a disgusting day!
Sometimes you just need a day to yourself
3:36, I believe saying something like that will get your ass kicked
whew *wipes forehead* i'm not da only one!
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat you off all day.
Is that's possible?