I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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I'm having one of those days when
I just wanna go to texas and Beattie shit out of people
dear tfln, stop redirecting me to pfln please.
Who thinks about beating off all day? F'n losers.....get a life and a girl and you wont have to
Haha sounds like a good day.
I prefer to shove chopsticks in my dick hole.
I have entire weeks like that.
Im having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat you off all day ;)
Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks.
Use lube, or you're gonna regret it later. ;)
I once met a man from Texas. He sucked my dick.
(913) Is Kansas City. Not Texas.
Lol...good to know I'm not the only one!! Haha
Well that would get kinda dirty :<
ill give you a reason to jack off baby;)
No truer words have been spoken
I have this day everyday
Once a day is enough
I am definitely having one of those days today..fuck finals.
that's kansas city for you
Oh I get it! It's funny because for once he wants to beat off by himself instead of laying next to me when he does it!
I think they call those people sex addicts, but I'm merely going off of Dr. Drew's patients from "Sex Rehab" on Vh1
They are called weekdays... We all get them.
I have those all the time!!!!!
Texas fuckin sucks. All of it. On sasquatch's dick.
Oh I get it, I have to beat off because Sven dumped me for another man.
That's exactly how I would feel..... if I lived in Texas.
My morning started thy way until I had to go to this fuckin exam. Such a shitty end to a great day
3:36, I believe saying something like that will get your ass kicked
It's better than reading TFLN, that's for sure.
whew *wipes forehead* i'm not da only one!
Oh I get it because he just wanted to sleep and jerk off since it was such a disgusting day!
Sometimes you just need a day to yourself
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat you off all day.
Is that's possible?