I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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I'm having one of those days when
I just wanna go to texas and Beattie shit out of people
dear tfln, stop redirecting me to pfln please.
I prefer to shove chopsticks in my dick hole.
I have entire weeks like that.
Haha sounds like a good day.
Who thinks about beating off all day? F'n losers.....get a life and a girl and you wont have to
Use lube, or you're gonna regret it later. ;)
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Im having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat you off all day ;)
I once met a man from Texas. He sucked my dick.
Well that would get kinda dirty :<
(913) Is Kansas City. Not Texas.
Lol...good to know I'm not the only one!! Haha
ill give you a reason to jack off baby;)
No truer words have been spoken
I have this day everyday
Once a day is enough
that's kansas city for you
I am definitely having one of those days today..fuck finals.
Oh I get it! It's funny because for once he wants to beat off by himself instead of laying next to me when he does it!
Texas fuckin sucks. All of it. On sasquatch's dick.
I think they call those people sex addicts, but I'm merely going off of Dr. Drew's patients from "Sex Rehab" on Vh1
They are called weekdays... We all get them.
My morning started thy way until I had to go to this fuckin exam. Such a shitty end to a great day
That's exactly how I would feel..... if I lived in Texas.
3:36, I believe saying something like that will get your ass kicked
I have those all the time!!!!!
Oh I get it, I have to beat off because Sven dumped me for another man.
It's better than reading TFLN, that's for sure.
whew *wipes forehead* i'm not da only one!
Sometimes you just need a day to yourself
Oh I get it because he just wanted to sleep and jerk off since it was such a disgusting day!
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat you off all day.
Is that's possible?