I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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I'm having one of those days when
I just wanna go to texas and Beattie shit out of people
dear tfln, stop redirecting me to pfln please.
Who thinks about beating off all day? F'n losers.....get a life and a girl and you wont have to
Haha sounds like a good day.
I prefer to shove chopsticks in my dick hole.
I have entire weeks like that.
Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks.
Im having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat you off all day ;)
I once met a man from Texas. He sucked my dick.
(913) Is Kansas City. Not Texas.
Use lube, or you're gonna regret it later. ;)
Lol...good to know I'm not the only one!! Haha
Well that would get kinda dirty :<
ill give you a reason to jack off baby;)
No truer words have been spoken
I have this day everyday
Once a day is enough
I am definitely having one of those days today..fuck finals.
that's kansas city for you
I have those all the time!!!!!
I think they call those people sex addicts, but I'm merely going off of Dr. Drew's patients from "Sex Rehab" on Vh1
Oh I get it, I have to beat off because Sven dumped me for another man.
Oh I get it! It's funny because for once he wants to beat off by himself instead of laying next to me when he does it!
They are called weekdays... We all get them.
Texas fuckin sucks. All of it. On sasquatch's dick.
That's exactly how I would feel..... if I lived in Texas.
My morning started thy way until I had to go to this fuckin exam. Such a shitty end to a great day
It's better than reading TFLN, that's for sure.
3:36, I believe saying something like that will get your ass kicked
whew *wipes forehead* i'm not da only one!
Oh I get it because he just wanted to sleep and jerk off since it was such a disgusting day!
Sometimes you just need a day to yourself
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat you off all day.
Is that's possible?