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  • Submitted by yousirareanass on Apr 19, 10 at 2:33pm

    That'd be a strange tan line.

  • Submitted by 2144571774 on Apr 19, 10 at 7:45pm

    I think that's two birds killed by two stones but thrown at the same time.

  • Submitted by reptile on Apr 20, 10 at 12:35am

    Please don't. I work at a tanning salon...

  • Submitted by sanxxx3 on Apr 19, 10 at 5:55pm

    tried it = success .. and very relaxing

  • Submitted by PGG on Apr 19, 10 at 2:03pm

    I really, truly, can't think of a way this could end well.

  • Submitted by AlmightyShiz on Apr 19, 10 at 4:53pm

    Lmao imagine that tan line. btw, fake tanning doesnt look attractive, especially if you overdo it. A natural looking, light tan is better than fake orange skin

  • Submitted by mae on Apr 19, 10 at 3:52pm

    If no one could hear it... Then that'd be cool

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      Submitted by hobmiller on Apr 26, 10 at 10:33pm

      haha I'm way too loud, I'd get kicked out

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    Submitted by hunnietomybee on Apr 19, 10 at 3:31pm

    that reminds me, i need to get a new one!!

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    Submitted by jprincess on Apr 19, 10 at 5:23pm

    Now THERE'S a happy ending if ever there was one!

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    Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 19, 10 at 2:17pm

    i can't imagine the smell of tanning rubber/latex would be pleasant.

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    Submitted by molsbee on Apr 20, 10 at 10:30am

    Is this honestly the 1st time you ever thought about doing this? What the hell else are you supposed to do in there...pray?

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    Submitted by omgitslace on Apr 20, 10 at 12:14am

    ive had some of my best orgasms in the tanning bed. do it!

  • Submitted by imperialcereal on Apr 19, 10 at 8:57pm

    That's not completely disgusting for the person that has to clean the bed or the next person using it. Dirty bitch.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 19, 10 at 2:08pm

    Fuck yeah !!!!

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    Submitted by carleton1984 on Apr 19, 10 at 9:52pm

    Could I drop by for something to eat?

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    Submitted by charliepants on Apr 21, 10 at 4:33am

    I've totally thot about that.

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    Submitted by vinogirl on Apr 19, 10 at 9:52pm

    do ppl really text things like this to their friends?? but i have to say its funny

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    Submitted by gdagdr on Apr 20, 10 at 12:32am

    Awesome.

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    Submitted by salvibittiesxo on Apr 20, 10 at 4:20pm

    lmao woooow. wierd!

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    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Apr 19, 10 at 11:12pm

    LOVE this

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 19, 10 at 10:20pm

    I think that is great, why didn't I think of it years ago when I tanned?

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    Submitted by ilovepatty on Apr 20, 10 at 6:15am

    how do u know its a girl? lol

  • Submitted by katerina1 on Apr 19, 10 at 3:25pm

    Suchhhh a good idea !!

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    Submitted by imdown on Oct 26, 10 at 8:21pm

    I feel like the workers would hear it....

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    Submitted by woodtick on Apr 20, 10 at 12:24am

    U go girl !!!

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    Submitted by frootyboom8 on Apr 19, 10 at 2:22pm

    That's what I always say!

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    Submitted by Brian23 on Apr 19, 10 at 2:07pm

    Your just not thinking hard enough.

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    Submitted by zeechi on Apr 20, 10 at 9:55am

    oh she should totally do this.. best orgasm ever!

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    Submitted by irishgal515 on Apr 19, 10 at 4:06pm

    Sounds good to me

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    Submitted by boiyee on Apr 20, 10 at 1:29am

    So smart!

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    Submitted by toxxis on Apr 19, 10 at 6:54pm

    Genius! I am tempted to start tanning again just to try it...

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    Submitted by FOXymedic on Apr 20, 10 at 5:44pm

    This is exactly why I use a standup.. But hey as long as you clean it off, more power to you.

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    Submitted by n3urotoxic on Jul 10, 12 at 7:40pm

    I work at a tanning salon, and I have to say I don't want to clean up your disgusting vagina juice from the acrylic. Think about how many other deprived bitches like you do that in the exact same spot.

  • Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Apr 19, 10 at 3:31pm

    stoooopid. your gonna get skin cancer like really who gives about stupid ibrators? foool.

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      Submitted by AcaciaJules on Apr 20, 10 at 11:25pm

      so true. More likely to get cancer from a tanning bed.