Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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That'd be a strange tan line.
I think that's two birds killed by two stones but thrown at the same time.
Please don't. I work at a tanning salon...
I really, truly, can't think of a way this could end well.
how CAN'T it
Lmao imagine that tan line. btw, fake tanning doesnt look attractive, especially if you overdo it. A natural looking, light tan is better than fake orange skin
If no one could hear it... Then that'd be cool
haha I'm way too loud, I'd get kicked out
tried it = success .. and very relaxing
that reminds me, i need to get a new one!!
Fuck yeah !!!!
ive had some of my best orgasms in the tanning bed. do it!
i can't imagine the smell of tanning rubber/latex would be pleasant.
That's not completely disgusting for the person that has to clean the bed or the next person using it. Dirty bitch.
Is this honestly the 1st time you ever thought about doing this? What the hell else are you supposed to do in there...pray?
Now THERE'S a happy ending if ever there was one!
I think that is great, why didn't I think of it years ago when I tanned?
Could I drop by for something to eat?
Suchhhh a good idea !!
do ppl really text things like this to their friends?? but i have to say its funny
That's what I always say!
I feel like the workers would hear it....
lmao woooow. wierd!
I've totally thot about that.
oh she should totally do this.. best orgasm ever!
Your just not thinking hard enough.
how do u know its a girl? lol
U go girl !!!
This is exactly why I use a standup.. But hey as long as you clean it off, more power to you.
I work at a tanning salon, and I have to say I don't want to clean up your disgusting vagina juice from the acrylic. Think about how many other deprived bitches like you do that in the exact same spot.
Sounds good to me
Genius! I am tempted to start tanning again just to try it...
stoooopid. your gonna get skin cancer like really who gives about stupid ibrators? foool.
so true. More likely to get cancer from a tanning bed.