I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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I love the smell of #2 mixed with singed flesh in the morning.
Couldn't you have just said you burned yourself with the straightener and not mentioned the fact that you were shitting? I'm just saying...it would make you seem like less of a whore.
Maybe she never gets any action, saw and opportunity and seized it. Maybe she's the fat girl in the corner cubicle who always smells like B.O.
Stay classy, Kansas.
You'd Rather be a whore than a multitasker... Probably not going to climb the corporate ladder standing up, huh?
Since when does a single hickey make someone a whore?
Hickies are disgusting when they're on the neck or other places everyone can see. So yeah, one single visible hickey makes you a dirty nasty whore who let another person mark their territory. Gross.
can you say judgmental?
lol fucking retard label girls whores all you want.. the more shit you talk the less girls you will get moron
gross, girls pooping. haha
girls don't poop, must be an emo kid
Don't lie it was really your crack pipe that burned you!
I believe it. What kind of sick fuck would make something like that up outside of the writers from Seinfeld?
Thts fuckin gayyy
Hahaha hat to
Im a girl. I ALWAYS say taking a shit. always.
How come people still believe girls don't poop???
I always say I am taking a shit but only to close family and friends. Only they know the real me! Kudos to the mutitasking. I think u might have cut my getting ready time in half lol.
Isn't the lie supposed to be the other way around?? Either way, kudos for multitasking... That's super gross but talented.
This won't end well...
What if it's some emo kid that can't get laid?
I always thought you needed a mirror for one of those???
Girls don't do that... This is a lie.
Two awful excuses
Hey good for you, there's nothing wrong with multitasking... I take shits and scratch my balls at the same time...
Fuck the mother fuckers that remove comments. Free speech, fucktards.
I really hope this is some long haired dude rather then a chik that says "taking a shit"
Maybe she works somewhere that thinks highly of hickies...not sure where though? Or maybe she gets made fun of for never being with a guy, so she burned herself and told everyone a guy did it...
Girls are idiots. Just a walking fuck toy
Yup. Crack pipe. And bad hair.
You could probably have a real hickey if you stopped trying to act like "one of the guys" and using phrases like "taking a shit"
....what? Since when is it that only guys could say "taking a shit"? That's what she was doing...she was taking a shit. What do you want her to her to say? "I sitting on the john relieving myself of body waste"?
i agree with matrix. plus, if she wanted to be "one of the guys", wouldn't she have stuck with her original story and bragged about it to people instead of saying it was a hickey?
are you a transsexual? because girls don't shit.
I pity you in so very many ways..
Fake. Girls don't say "taking a shit."
You're a lady, aren't you?\nListen, nothing against girls, but why do you all insist on acting so fucking disgusting?
Right. Cause "all" of us girls act "so fucking disgusting," but since you're a guy, you're an INDIVIDUAL and I shouldn't say that "all" guys are gross and immature. Grow up, little boy.