Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Professional

    Submitted by Hatersgonnahate on Apr 14, 10 at 3:08am
  • I love the smell of #2 mixed with singed flesh in the morning.

    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Apr 14, 10 at 12:07pm
  • Couldn't you have just said you burned yourself with the straightener and not mentioned the fact that you were shitting? I'm just saying...it would make you seem like less of a whore.

    Submitted by matrix86 on Apr 14, 10 at 12:20pm
    • Maybe she never gets any action, saw and opportunity and seized it. Maybe she's the fat girl in the corner cubicle who always smells like B.O.

      Submitted by Megrathea42 on Apr 15, 10 at 2:26am
  • Stay classy, Kansas.

    Submitted by abstractpills on Apr 14, 10 at 7:02am
  • You'd Rather be a whore than a multitasker... Probably not going to climb the corporate ladder standing up, huh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 3:18am
    • Since when does a single hickey make someone a whore?

      Submitted by malbeth on Apr 14, 10 at 8:32am
      • Hickies are disgusting when they're on the neck or other places everyone can see. So yeah, one single visible hickey makes you a dirty nasty whore who let another person mark their territory. Gross.

        Submitted by heavenfrog23 on Apr 14, 10 at 9:10am
  • gross, girls pooping. haha

    Submitted by norml420 on Apr 14, 10 at 3:28am
  • Don't lie it was really your crack pipe that burned you!

    Submitted by Rutherford on Apr 14, 10 at 5:14am
  • I believe it. What kind of sick fuck would make something like that up outside of the writers from Seinfeld?

    Submitted by jericho911 on Apr 14, 10 at 10:47am
  • Sick

    Submitted by huggy8990 on Apr 14, 10 at 9:36am
  • Thts fuckin gayyy

    Submitted by lexiibby on Apr 14, 10 at 9:47am
  • Hahaha hat to

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 14, 10 at 7:40am
  • Im a girl. I ALWAYS say taking a shit. always.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 11:04pm
  • How come people still believe girls don't poop???

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 14, 10 at 7:41am
  • hahahahaha

    Submitted by leilastar77 on Apr 14, 10 at 3:29am
  • This won't end well...

    Submitted by TimMc333 on Apr 14, 10 at 8:59am
  • What if it's some emo kid that can't get laid?

    Submitted by writhing on Apr 14, 10 at 4:14am
  • I always say I am taking a shit but only to close family and friends. Only they know the real me! Kudos to the mutitasking. I think u might have cut my getting ready time in half lol.

    Submitted by kelkel7 on Apr 15, 10 at 9:41am
  • Isn't the lie supposed to be the other way around?? Either way, kudos for multitasking... That's super gross but talented.

    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Apr 14, 10 at 8:30am
  • Girls don't do that... This is a lie.

    Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Apr 14, 10 at 7:41am
  • Hey good for you, there's nothing wrong with multitasking... I take shits and scratch my balls at the same time...

    Submitted by freshness on Apr 16, 10 at 10:25am
  • Fail...

    Submitted by KickinItIn2o1o on Aug 19, 10 at 12:41am
  • I always thought you needed a mirror for one of those???

    Submitted by mnightgoulding on Apr 14, 10 at 9:56am
  • Fuck the mother fuckers that remove comments. Free speech, fucktards.

    Submitted by buberto on Apr 15, 10 at 3:31am
  • Two awful excuses

    Submitted by phils76 on Apr 14, 10 at 1:36pm
  • I really hope this is some long haired dude rather then a chik that says "taking a shit"

    Submitted by knuckles on Apr 14, 10 at 8:26am
  • Maybe she works somewhere that thinks highly of hickies...not sure where though? Or maybe she gets made fun of for never being with a guy, so she burned herself and told everyone a guy did it...

    Submitted by shanniewood on Apr 14, 10 at 1:01pm
  • Gayyyy

    Submitted by whitepower on Apr 15, 10 at 2:05am
  • Yup. Crack pipe. And bad hair.

    Submitted by buberto on Apr 14, 10 at 5:16am
  • Girls are idiots. Just a walking fuck toy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 10:37pm
  • You could probably have a real hickey if you stopped trying to act like "one of the guys" and using phrases like "taking a shit"

    Submitted by Glazed on Apr 14, 10 at 9:43am
    • ....what? Since when is it that only guys could say "taking a shit"? That's what she was doing...she was taking a shit. What do you want her to her to say? "I sitting on the john relieving myself of body waste"?

      Submitted by matrix86 on Apr 14, 10 at 12:19pm
    • i agree with matrix. plus, if she wanted to be "one of the guys", wouldn't she have stuck with her original story and bragged about it to people instead of saying it was a hickey?

      Submitted by mehhhh on Apr 14, 10 at 2:56pm
  • I pity you in so very many ways..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 6:12am
  • ummmm...fucktard

    Submitted by smpl2plz on Apr 14, 10 at 3:16am
  • Fake. Girls don't say "taking a shit."

    Submitted by Styphin on Apr 14, 10 at 10:47pm
  • are you a transsexual? because girls don't shit.

    Submitted by bamboobanga on Apr 14, 10 at 5:56am
  • You're a lady, aren't you?\nListen, nothing against girls, but why do you all insist on acting so fucking disgusting?

    Submitted by ThatsBombBro on Apr 14, 10 at 3:35am
    • Right. Cause "all" of us girls act "so fucking disgusting," but since you're a guy, you're an INDIVIDUAL and I shouldn't say that "all" guys are gross and immature. Grow up, little boy.

      Submitted by opalquean on Apr 14, 10 at 6:39pm