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  • 85 49
    Submitted by Hatersgonnahate on Apr 14, 10 at 3:08am

    Professional

  • 76 50
    Submitted by matrix86 on Apr 14, 10 at 12:20pm

    Couldn't you have just said you burned yourself with the straightener and not mentioned the fact that you were shitting? I'm just saying...it would make you seem like less of a whore.

    • 46 49
      Submitted by Megrathea42 on Apr 15, 10 at 2:26am

      Maybe she never gets any action, saw and opportunity and seized it. Maybe she's the fat girl in the corner cubicle who always smells like B.O.

  • 74 49
    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Apr 14, 10 at 12:07pm

    I love the smell of #2 mixed with singed flesh in the morning.

  • 73 47
    Submitted by abstractpills on Apr 14, 10 at 7:02am

    Stay classy, Kansas.

  • 83 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 3:18am

    You'd Rather be a whore than a multitasker... Probably not going to climb the corporate ladder standing up, huh?

    • 45 49
      Submitted by malbeth on Apr 14, 10 at 8:32am

      Since when does a single hickey make someone a whore?

      • 33 61
        Submitted by heavenfrog23 on Apr 14, 10 at 9:10am

        Hickies are disgusting when they're on the neck or other places everyone can see. So yeah, one single visible hickey makes you a dirty nasty whore who let another person mark their territory. Gross.

        • 40 65
          Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Apr 14, 10 at 10:07am

          can you say judgmental?

          • 35 54
            Submitted by hobogal on Apr 14, 10 at 8:12pm

            judgmental

            • 44 50
              Submitted by xsaint on Apr 15, 10 at 1:06pm

              lol fucking retard label girls whores all you want.. the more shit you talk the less girls you will get moron

  • 76 64
    Submitted by norml420 on Apr 14, 10 at 3:28am

    gross, girls pooping. haha

    • 57 57
      Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Apr 14, 10 at 3:33am

      girls don't poop, must be an emo kid

  • 68 56
    Submitted by lexiibby on Apr 14, 10 at 9:47am

    Thts fuckin gayyy

  • 61 46
    Submitted by jericho911 on Apr 14, 10 at 10:47am

    I believe it. What kind of sick fuck would make something like that up outside of the writers from Seinfeld?

  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 11:04pm

    Im a girl. I ALWAYS say taking a shit. always.

  • 54 45
    Submitted by Rutherford on Apr 14, 10 at 5:14am

    Don't lie it was really your crack pipe that burned you!

  • 57 53
    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 14, 10 at 7:40am

    Hahaha hat to

  • 56 53
    Submitted by huggy8990 on Apr 14, 10 at 9:36am

    Sick

  • 51 48
    Submitted by kelkel7 on Apr 15, 10 at 9:41am

    I always say I am taking a shit but only to close family and friends. Only they know the real me! Kudos to the mutitasking. I think u might have cut my getting ready time in half lol.

  • 61 69
    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 14, 10 at 7:41am

    How come people still believe girls don't poop???

  • 56 63
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Apr 14, 10 at 8:30am

    Isn't the lie supposed to be the other way around?? Either way, kudos for multitasking... That's super gross but talented.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by leilastar77 on Apr 14, 10 at 3:29am

    hahahahaha

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Apr 14, 10 at 7:41am

    Girls don't do that... This is a lie.

  • 46 50
    Submitted by TimMc333 on Apr 14, 10 at 8:59am

    This won't end well...

  • 56 76
    Submitted by mnightgoulding on Apr 14, 10 at 9:56am

    I always thought you needed a mirror for one of those???

  • 43 53
    Submitted by writhing on Apr 14, 10 at 4:14am

    What if it's some emo kid that can't get laid?

  • 37 42
    Submitted by buberto on Apr 14, 10 at 5:16am

    Yup. Crack pipe. And bad hair.

  • 36 41
    Submitted by KickinItIn2o1o on Aug 19, 10 at 12:41am

    Fail...

  • 45 63
    Submitted by buberto on Apr 15, 10 at 3:31am

    Fuck the mother fuckers that remove comments. Free speech, fucktards.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by shanniewood on Apr 14, 10 at 1:01pm

    Maybe she works somewhere that thinks highly of hickies...not sure where though? Or maybe she gets made fun of for never being with a guy, so she burned herself and told everyone a guy did it...

  • 35 46
    Submitted by freshness on Apr 16, 10 at 10:25am

    Hey good for you, there's nothing wrong with multitasking... I take shits and scratch my balls at the same time...

  • 40 58
    Submitted by whitepower on Apr 15, 10 at 2:05am

    Gayyyy

  • 40 58
    Submitted by phils76 on Apr 14, 10 at 1:36pm

    Two awful excuses

  • 50 79
    Submitted by knuckles on Apr 14, 10 at 8:26am

    I really hope this is some long haired dude rather then a chik that says "taking a shit"

  • Submitted by Glazed on Apr 14, 10 at 9:43am

    You could probably have a real hickey if you stopped trying to act like "one of the guys" and using phrases like "taking a shit"

    • 42 40
      Submitted by matrix86 on Apr 14, 10 at 12:19pm

      ....what? Since when is it that only guys could say "taking a shit"? That's what she was doing...she was taking a shit. What do you want her to her to say? "I sitting on the john relieving myself of body waste"?

    • 32 50
      Submitted by mehhhh on Apr 14, 10 at 2:56pm

      i agree with matrix. plus, if she wanted to be "one of the guys", wouldn't she have stuck with her original story and bragged about it to people instead of saying it was a hickey?

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Styphin on Apr 14, 10 at 10:47pm

    Fake. Girls don't say "taking a shit."

  • 44 74
    Submitted by smpl2plz on Apr 14, 10 at 3:16am

    ummmm...fucktard

  • 49 85
    Submitted by bamboobanga on Apr 14, 10 at 5:56am

    are you a transsexual? because girls don't shit.

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 10:37pm

    Girls are idiots. Just a walking fuck toy

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 6:12am

    I pity you in so very many ways..

  • Submitted by ThatsBombBro on Apr 14, 10 at 3:35am

    You're a lady, aren't you?\nListen, nothing against girls, but why do you all insist on acting so fucking disgusting?

    • 48 55
      Submitted by opalquean on Apr 14, 10 at 6:39pm

      Right. Cause "all" of us girls act "so fucking disgusting," but since you're a guy, you're an INDIVIDUAL and I shouldn't say that "all" guys are gross and immature. Grow up, little boy.