I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
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@ 2:21. Please reach your pinky finger 1 cm to the left of the "a" key and turn the Caps lock off!
women are whores and do as they are told.
That can kill you, watch 1000 ways to die
according to mythbusters milk is the best cure...did he at least pour some milk on it after? hahahahaha
why the fuck would you do something like that!?
actually, there are parts of oakland county that are really classy, which is why i'm wondering where this trash came from.
since she already has the hot sauce, she should get wings for her birthday....Get it? Cause chicken wings and hot sauce are good together........lol...I crack myself up!
i wanna meet her ! texas pete baby!
Someone get the shirt...PLEASE!
1:32- I love the "trust me"
12:30- If I were to do something that crazily disgusting (which I would not, btw) I would definitely text one of my best friends just to get it out
12:46, the fact that the only women you can get into bed require payment does not mean that all women are whores.
this is by far the raunchiest thing ive read in a while
Maybe she was using a female condom? In which case, more or less gross?
i kinda like it when i fart and it stings........great idea. GIT'R DUNE!!!!!!!!!
how stupid! get a life homes!!
he put the hot sauce in there to eat it out of her ass. he's definitely done this before
I agree 5:22, kinky..very kinky ;)
I'm sure she's had worse things up there.
It's not a stereotype. Frat boys ARE closeted homosexual douchebags.
10:39 Where in the text does it say "she" did it in a bar?
I kind of hope you have hemorrhoids, just for laughs.
AHAHA I love my area code. Classy classy stories. I wonder which bar this took place at/after...
I am the one who sent this text. I am a man. I will not deny it was trashy, but I think some of you are only calling me that because you think I am a woman.
plus, 2:35PM, i'm no pussy, i hold down the damn shift key the entire time. i don't drive on cruise control either.
what kind of hot sauce? sriracha? chalula? tabasco?
if this is for real, she's dumb and pathetic
why'd it have to be hot sauce tho?
stay classy, michigan
Why in god's name would you do something that stupid?
Fuck all of you why cant comments be in order
As a girl, I'm kind of hoping this is a guy; scary to think one of us would be this pathetic and dirty.
1:03 feel free to cut the saddness away
that is the epitome of trashy
Frat guys may be the gayest people alive - it's ridiculous... And whoever sent this text, guy or girl, is a waste of life... I used to love this website, but now it just makes me sad that this many people are so pathetic..
But... WHY on Earth did he want that?
Oakland County, MI... classy
I would suggest pouring milk down there next, water will just make it
burn more. Also I have done this to about 30 people tobasco ass is a funny thing to do to pledges FRATTTTT!!!!
I'm hoping it's a guy too. So sick of my gender submitting to this degrading shit.
As a guy, second that 12:39
I hope for your birthday he lets you kick him in the nuts...
Questioning my maturity, 1:00? All that hypocrisy must be exhausting ...
Excuse me? Please get some self respect. This is just making me sad.
Not judging anyone but wow! This has to be one of the raunchiest things I've heard of in a while. I mean to each their own, but that's not for me.
"off-brand. the worst. shoulda been frank's." -- Damn right.
More on topic, why the hell would anyone do that?
Dumb does not describe you.
im pretty sure oakland county is one of the richest counties in america acually... no that there arnt shitty parts of it..
Hmm makes me think of the book "The Lie" by Chad Kultgen
can I get your number?
Hahahaha, oh 1:14. Loveesss it :)
Sounds like a recipe for fun!
she got hot sauce in her ass in a bar?
where do these things happen, i dont believe it.
off-brand. the worst. shoulda been frank's.
@2:35PM oops sry BUT IT WAS IMPORTANT thank you. thank you 2:46PM, i think i probably love you too. why, though, i must ask, was it not frank's? it would have made a MUCH BETTER STORY (again, @2:35PM sry, but that, too, was important).
FYI IT WAS A GUY I KNOW. I WOULD LIKE TO THINK MANY WOMEN HAVE MORE SELF RESPECT. OR AT LEAST LOVE THEIR ASSHOLES A LITTLE MORE. BUT WHO AM I TO GENDERSTEREOTYPE? I'M NOT, NOT STEREOTYPING GENDER. JUST CLAIRIFYING.
Wow... That is definately HOT
Way to reinforce the stereotype of frat boy as closeted homosexual douchebag, 12:49.
I don't get it. Did he do anal? Or did he lick it up? Because penis + hotsauce don't mix. Trust me.
It's the fact that the skank did it IN a bar. She didn't say at his place, or in the bathroom. IN THE BAR. Therefore, dirty ho.
you two should keep in touch, next year he might get religious and want some "Holy Guacamole".
her: "What do you want for your birthday?"
him:"Well, since you asked. I have always wanted to pour Hot Sauce into a chicks Asshole. You down?
Shut the fuck up u dirty cunt licking ass fucking lesbian!!! I live in greenville and either ur a dumb fuck and slept in a abandoned building or ur as blind as a goddamn bat u pussy ripping bitch!!!!
why is everyone so up tight it is not your ass......geeze people!
what kind of whore would admit to such a thing?
Julie Holt you've changed from the person I knew....wow I wonder what Norma would say if I expressed this to Her
I just want to know how that conversation went. "So... what ya up to? C'mere i want to try something..."
1:32 what makes you think that hot sauce and ass mix?
i give it two thumbs up, your spicy butt.
12:48 shhhhh, there is an adult conversation taking place here, that doesn't involve a recipe or the latest gossip from US Weekly.
The liquid or the whole damn bottle?
2:49am that exactyly what I was thinking! I don't understand why people judgmental about what other people are doing behind closed doors.
You, my dear, are trashy. :)
OH BABY. Gotta have me some of that. I can't believe someone would do that, much less post it. GTFO
im so ashamed this is my area code
12:41 your gender needs to get their asses back in the kitchen and finish my sammich
i love you 2:21pm just clarifying. it was habanera!
@12:49 you misspelled "pledges are where I vent all my pent up homosexual frustration." I'm still trying to understand how you got FRATTTT!!!!! out of that...
Apparently no one that posts on this site reads Savage Love. That explains a lot.
Hahah 6:58 I just finished that book and it was my first
thought too. Makes me wonder if this happened or the idea camefom somewhere. Regardless that book was nasty
i hope this guy gets his priorities straight when hes in bed with a girl, instead of thinking of what kinds of condiments would go good in her ass.
The girl qualifies, in my books as the new female steve-o.
658 i heart you for making that reference
lol 7:39. Probably both, from the sound of it she's probably had bigger and worse things there. I'm amazed for a few reasons. A man wanted to do that, thats fucked up. Two, you bent over, most likely in the middle of a bar, pulled your shit down and let him do it. Three, you lived and felt good enough to brag about it. Fourth, that you don't live in a trailer park. you ma'am are superb trash.
man or woman, you are a whore
huh thats kinky lol thanks for the idea