Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
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sounds pretty stupid to me but I live in the east
My friend kept a .22 next to his toilet so he could shoot squirrels out of his bathroom window while he was taking a dump. The sad part was so did his mom....
This statement has single handedly redeemed nebraska in eyes.
12:25 *can't breathe from laughing*
This statement should be added to the second amendment..............right to bare arms..............while taking a dump
no... nothing is more HICK... dont insult me or anyother americans with that statement lol. thanks
I would include a cheeseburger to go along with the coors, the gun and the dump.
Oh, and a playboy that never leaves the bathroom floor!
In the spirit of patriotism I'm walking around naked, wrapped in an American flag today.
of course this is from nebraska.
amen brother dont get much better than that!
God, I LOVE THIS COUNTRY
I've done that drinkin PBR and cleaning my gun...
Talk smack all you want, Omaha is awesome!
God Bless America and no one else!
Omaha or Bahgdad? I used to take a shit with and M4 hanging off the TP holder.
so beautiful........i just shed a tear
The cornerstones of the good ol American Economy:
Junk Food, Booze, Weaponry and Porn.
I think I just fell in love with you.
I don't need to read anymore. This post made my day.
With a can of coors in your hand.
its like having a second cock................that could kill
Colt 1911 on the tub wile I dump. Glock 31 wile on sink wile I shower. God bless the U.S.A
I'm pretty sure I know this dude! But maybe not....they sure do love their firearms der in Omaha/Council-Tucky
trumped: Have taken a shit while cleaning my pistol...........AND drinking bud light
I do this all the time. What happens if someone breaks into your house when you're on the pot? The plunger isn't going to hold back a meth head looking for your precious valuables.
Hehehe! America. I love it here!
God I love this state!!!
Sig P226 resting on the TP dispenser next to me at a family restaraunt. Holsters don't hold when your pants on the ground. (grammar in context.)
This one would be a fantastic shirt
Reminds me of someone I know...
I do this everyday.
Glad I'm not the only one that does that.
No, nothing more American then talking bussinesss when your shitting out your wifes casarole from last night
I am doing this right now charter arms .38 spl though