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  • sounds pretty stupid to me but I live in the east

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:06pm
  • My friend kept a .22 next to his toilet so he could shoot squirrels out of his bathroom window while he was taking a dump. The sad part was so did his mom....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:25pm
  • This statement has single handedly redeemed nebraska in eyes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:58am
  • 12:25 *can't breathe from laughing*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:51pm
  • no... nothing is more HICK... dont insult me or anyother americans with that statement lol. thanks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:17pm
  • of course this is from nebraska.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:07pm
  • In the spirit of patriotism I'm walking around naked, wrapped in an American flag today.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:21pm
  • I would include a cheeseburger to go along with the coors, the gun and the dump. Oh, and a playboy that never leaves the bathroom floor!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:29pm
  • This statement should be added to the second amendment..............right to bare arms..............while taking a dump

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:09pm
  • God, I LOVE THIS COUNTRY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:05am
  • amen brother dont get much better than that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:38am
  • I've done that drinkin PBR and cleaning my gun...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:05am
  • Talk smack all you want, Omaha is awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:18pm
  • God Bless America and no one else!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Omaha or Bahgdad? I used to take a shit with and M4 hanging off the TP holder.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:48pm
  • lol 4:29 The cornerstones of the good ol American Economy: Junk Food, Booze, Weaponry and Porn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:32pm
  • so beautiful........i just shed a tear

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:57am
  • Colt 1911 on the tub wile I dump. Glock 31 wile on sink wile I shower. God bless the U.S.A

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:30am
  • I don't need to read anymore. This post made my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:01pm
  • I think I just fell in love with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:59pm
  • With a can of coors in your hand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:55am
  • its like having a second cock................that could kill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:16am
  • I'm pretty sure I know this dude! But maybe not....they sure do love their firearms der in Omaha/Council-Tucky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:33pm
  • trumped: Have taken a shit while cleaning my pistol...........AND drinking bud light

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:32am
  • Hehehe! America. I love it here!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:23pm
  • I do this all the time. What happens if someone breaks into your house when you're on the pot? The plunger isn't going to hold back a meth head looking for your precious valuables.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:44am
  • God I love this state!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:43am
  • Sig P226 resting on the TP dispenser next to me at a family restaraunt. Holsters don't hold when your pants on the ground. (grammar in context.)

    Submitted by cannabislecter on Apr 27, 11 at 3:27pm
  • This one would be a fantastic shirt

    Submitted by king716 on Apr 28, 10 at 7:47pm
  • Reminds me of someone I know...

    Submitted by ebwiddowson1 on Mar 25, 12 at 4:21am
  • I do this everyday.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:38pm
  • No, nothing more American then talking bussinesss when your shitting out your wifes casarole from last night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:09am
  • Glad I'm not the only one that does that.

    Submitted by pbyrd on Jul 21, 10 at 1:27am
  • I am doing this right now charter arms .38 spl though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:41pm