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  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:18pm

    Talk smack all you want, Omaha is awesome!

  • 52 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:26pm

    God Bless America and no one else!

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:25pm

    My friend kept a .22 next to his toilet so he could shoot squirrels out of his bathroom window while he was taking a dump. The sad part was so did his mom....

  • 52 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:21pm

    In the spirit of patriotism I'm walking around naked, wrapped in an American flag today.

  • 48 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:05am

    I've done that drinkin PBR and cleaning my gun...

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:58am

    This statement has single handedly redeemed nebraska in eyes.

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:07pm

    of course this is from nebraska.

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:01pm

    I don't need to read anymore. This post made my day.

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:30am

    Colt 1911 on the tub wile I dump. Glock 31 wile on sink wile I shower. God bless the U.S.A

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:05am

    God, I LOVE THIS COUNTRY

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:17pm

    no... nothing is more HICK... dont insult me or anyother americans with that statement lol. thanks

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:29pm

    I would include a cheeseburger to go along with the coors, the gun and the dump. Oh, and a playboy that never leaves the bathroom floor!

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:16am

    its like having a second cock................that could kill

  • 41 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:09pm

    This statement should be added to the second amendment..............right to bare arms..............while taking a dump

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:48pm

    Omaha or Bahgdad? I used to take a shit with and M4 hanging off the TP holder.

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:23pm

    Hehehe! America. I love it here!

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:32pm

    lol 4:29 The cornerstones of the good ol American Economy: Junk Food, Booze, Weaponry and Porn.

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:55am

    With a can of coors in your hand.

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:38am

    amen brother dont get much better than that!

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:06pm

    sounds pretty stupid to me but I live in the east

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:51pm

    12:25 *can't breathe from laughing*

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:57am

    so beautiful........i just shed a tear

  • 46 69
    Submitted by king716 on Apr 28, 10 at 7:47pm

    This one would be a fantastic shirt

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:43am

    God I love this state!!!

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:59pm

    I think I just fell in love with you.

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:32am

    trumped: Have taken a shit while cleaning my pistol...........AND drinking bud light

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:44am

    I do this all the time. What happens if someone breaks into your house when you're on the pot? The plunger isn't going to hold back a meth head looking for your precious valuables.

  • 32 48
    Submitted by cannabislecter on Apr 27, 11 at 3:27pm

    Sig P226 resting on the TP dispenser next to me at a family restaraunt. Holsters don't hold when your pants on the ground. (grammar in context.)

  • 24 33
    Submitted by ebwiddowson1 on Mar 25, 12 at 4:21am

    Reminds me of someone I know...

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:33pm

    I'm pretty sure I know this dude! But maybe not....they sure do love their firearms der in Omaha/Council-Tucky

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:09am

    No, nothing more American then talking bussinesss when your shitting out your wifes casarole from last night

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:38pm

    I do this everyday.

  • 35 63
    Submitted by pbyrd on Jul 21, 10 at 1:27am

    Glad I'm not the only one that does that.

  • 33 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:41pm

    I am doing this right now charter arms .38 spl though