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  • 99 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:02pm

    He would have bought breakfast, too.

  • 87 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:20pm

    ....At least he took the bracelet off..

  • 88 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:46pm

    Jesus would have told the bitch to make him some pancakes!

  • 75 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:26pm

    shut up, 8:42. there's absolutely no point in sifting through texts from last night to speculate and call out ones YOU think are made-up. no one cares.

  • 77 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:54pm

    ...it's still funny if it is. period.

  • 75 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:56pm

    And she's probably wearing a purity ring...

  • 76 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:48am

    OMG!!! Not 10:17! I meant 4:56! Ooops! I was looking at their post when I typed! sorry!! ^^^^ 6:47

  • 79 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:47pm

    Jesus would have hit it reverse-cowgirl style. Guaranteed.

  • 76 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:07pm

    WWJD - Who wants Jack Daniels?

  • 71 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:11pm

    lmao 9:06 ahaha nice.

  • 73 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:47am

    10:17? Really??? Um...yeah...

  • 76 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:08pm

    People still wear those?

  • 69 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:20pm

    ***agrees it's fake***

  • 76 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:07am

    Nice, I was wondering Who Would Jesus Do?

  • 77 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:19pm

    Jesus liked him some hookers.

  • 71 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:48am

    if i was jesus i would use my powers to make every fucking girl in the world let me fuck them in thier ass good thing i am not jesus or is it

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:08pm

    The bracelet makes this text hahaha.

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:49pm

    Ahahahahahahaha when I read this, the number of good nights was 666!!!

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:08pm

    didn't somebody else just wake up under their fitted sheet? what's with all the copycats??