i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
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He would have bought breakfast, too.
....At least he took the bracelet off..
Jesus would have told the bitch to make him some pancakes!
And she's probably wearing a purity ring...
...it's still funny if it is. period.
lmao 9:06 ahaha nice.
WWJD - Who wants Jack Daniels?
Jesus liked him some hookers.
OMG!!! Not 10:17! I meant 4:56!
Ooops! I was looking at their post when I typed!
People still wear those?
Jesus would have hit it reverse-cowgirl style. Guaranteed.
shut up, 8:42. there's absolutely no point in sifting through texts from last night to speculate and call out ones YOU think are made-up. no one cares.
The bracelet makes this text hahaha.
***agrees it's fake***
Nice, I was wondering Who Would Jesus Do?
if i was jesus i would use my powers to make every fucking girl in the world let me fuck them in thier ass good thing i am not jesus or is it
Ahahahahahahaha when I read this, the number of good nights was 666!!!
didn't somebody else just wake up under their fitted sheet? what's with all the copycats??