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  • That joke is PLAYED...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 3:25pm
  • high five for actually having the balls to say it in front of his mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 10:05pm
  • It was definitely NOT a Chico text, sorry to disappoint. More like Gold Country ex-patriate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:19pm
  • hahah only the dirty 5 30!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 8:39pm
  • you chose TWSS over a There Will Be Blood joke? I'm disappointed in you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:53pm
  • I love "that's what she said" lines.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 2:15pm
  • I'm surprised she didn't. She got it when she got me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 1:20pm
  • hahaha my mom once said "the longer I do it, the harder it gets." She also had no clue...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 11:08pm
  • You mom got it, she just didn't want to come off as a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 12:48pm
  • hahahaha that was really funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 1:47pm
  • Oh to be 12 again.

    Submitted by Emilianna on Jul 26, 11 at 5:27pm
  • Thaaaaaaaaat's NorCal for ya!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:31pm
  • Dirty five thirty represent! That's awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 6:31pm
  • Come on now, your MOM?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 12:06pm
  • City of treeesss nevada city 530 rep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:01am
  • I hate how everyone says "only in the dirty five thirty!" No. Not only in the 530. TWSS is so effin' overdone. It's said in effin' China. Shut up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:11pm
  • I am pretty sure this is a Chico text and will go as far as saying that the milk shake in question was from Big Al's. Chico people agree?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:23pm
  • may she got it, but didn't respond b/c that joke is so old and unfunny and PLAYED

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 1:03pm
  • like ruby said... your momm?!! come on man..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 4:28pm
  • Oh, my deary, I've been waiting laughing about this text message for months. I am so happy the internet tfln gods found it worthy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:16pm
  • only in the dirty five thirty

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:23am
  • That's odd that she didn't understand because that's actually what she said last night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 10:10am
  • yup. big al's for sure. can't get that shit through a damn straw to save your life. it IS fucking impossible. twss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:05am
  • Davis, CA man tree city

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:13am
  • that $hit is hilarious, i catch myself using it when it doesnt even make sense! LMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 12:33pm
  • haha definitely big al's. chico for sure. anybody who disagrees needs to get their ass over there and try it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 9:13am
  • chico people agree :) as soon as i saw milkshake and thick i thought big als

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:15am