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(760): View more from California

People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

It was so small.

(1-603): View more from New Hampshire

Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???

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(256): View more from Alabama

Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"

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(619): View more from California

I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics

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(443): View more from Maryland

Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions

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(727): View more from Florida

Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014

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You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch

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(419): View more from Ohio

HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.

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