you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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He fiddles with it all day and tries to get you interested?
The problem is when she bites fown hard!
...on his worm...!
so ur admiring you have tuna in there.
You don't use a fishing pole to catch crabs. Duh.
There's a song. Duh.
Collapsable, and with strings attached!!
I really hope you didn't take him to the crawdad hole.
How many fish has he caught before you?
damn and i thought real fishing poles were portable.