you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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He fiddles with it all day and tries to get you interested?
The problem is when she bites fown hard!
...on his worm...!
so ur admiring you have tuna in there.
Collapsable, and with strings attached!!
You don't use a fishing pole to catch crabs. Duh.
There's a song. Duh.
damn and i thought real fishing poles were portable.
I really hope you didn't take him to the crawdad hole.
How many fish has he caught before you?