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  • Lmao this was one of the best I've read in a while!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:13pm
  • That's why they call it a headboard I guess...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:33pm
  • w00t for Shortbus reference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:54pm
  • jackson pollock wasn't a genius, this is where he got his ideas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:36pm
  • Why the hell are you pulling out. Freak. Moisture missile? How do you even obtain sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:11am
  • when the ceiling gets splattered with jism THEN you get 1000 points. until then you're just another twisted freak

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:05pm
  • hahah gross, but funny !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:40pm
  • i've had this happen to me before. if you hitting a girl doggystyle facing your headboard it builds up quite a bit of pressure and when you pull out you get some solid range on your moisture missile. i shot it on the back of her head / the headboard lol so then we took a shower together.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:10am
  • Your headboard might be next on your list of things to clean. Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:25am
  • I was going to Ewwwwwww at this too but 8:53 beat me to it. And why is it all over the headboard??? Gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:56pm
  • this is great, ahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:16am
  • 10:07 you're a champ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:45pm
  • Now is this a chick or a dude? Being in the 310, I know a lot of chicks that DO NOT clean their rooms. Makes my room look like a clean room.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:12pm
  • 9:36 Hahahahahaha! Yup, the famous artist got his idea from a blacklight and a slut's headboard. Epiccc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:20pm
  • such a fake post...who the fuck does a "black light test" ?! nontheless, i feel bad, he's with the wrong girls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:26am
  • I seriously LOL'd at this one. A+++++ will laugh again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:32pm
  • and then she took the phone charger, put it between her nose and lips and started screaming "SAGWAAAA!"

    Submitted by ROSSHOLE on Sep 25, 10 at 11:34pm
  • yay for solo without a sock?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:51pm
  • Im disgusted that you had a blacklight handy. This implies felt posters on the wall as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:41pm
  • FUCKING LEGENDERY!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:49pm
  • I think you can see mine from space, I'm scared to try though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:20pm
  • ew gross, someone aimed at someone else's face or maybe it was a hot headboard??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:43am
  • brings new meaning to "pull and pray method"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:29am
  • this needs a good nights button

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:18pm
  • 6 11 you're hilarious. any other girls think this not gross but instead ridiculously funny??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:06am
  • 12:26am Are you really that fucking stupid?!? Have you never seen the black light tests done at hotels on the news? Why would it be so implausible for someone else to do that on their bed after having seen it done on TV? Some people do already have black lights in their room. God you must be stupid. A word of advice, stop pushing in the Q-tip when you first feel resistance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:25am
  • clearly, an over achiever....ha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:37pm
  • this reminds me of the film short bus and the jackson pollock painting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Guess that means somebody missed a few times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:44pm
  • 6:11 darling...oh please. "Obtain sex"? He's pulling out because that's better than wearing a glove. As for the headboard thing, ehh understandable, considering the "masterpiece" bit, you're either having a lot of lonely nights or a lot of not so lonely ones...Good to know you do clean your sheets every once in a while.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:16am
  • this guy must be a shooter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:36pm
  • "moisture missile" ha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:16am
  • HAHAHA, 2:41. Although I will say, I still own a blacklight from way-back-when. Not sure if it's still working, though. I should find it sometime. I don't even want to know what my sheets look like right now, though. =/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Dude......you so rule

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:42pm