I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
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Lmao this was one of the best I've read in a while!
That's why they call it a headboard I guess...
w00t for Shortbus reference.
Your headboard might be next on your list of things to clean. Lol.
jackson pollock wasn't a genius, this is where he got his ideas.
when the ceiling gets splattered with jism THEN you get 1000 points. until then you're just another twisted freak
Yup, the famous artist got his idea from a blacklight and a slut's headboard. Epiccc.
Why the hell are you pulling out. Freak. Moisture missile? How do you even obtain sex?
i've had this happen to me before. if you hitting a girl doggystyle facing your headboard it builds up quite a bit of pressure and when you pull out you get some solid range on your moisture missile. i shot it on the back of her head / the headboard lol so then we took a shower together.
such a fake post...who the fuck does a "black light test" ?! nontheless, i feel bad, he's with the wrong girls
hahah gross, but funny !
I was going to Ewwwwwww at this too but 8:53 beat me to it. And why is it all over the headboard??? Gross.
10:07 you're a champ
I seriously LOL'd at this one. A+++++ will laugh again
this is great, ahahaha
Now is this a chick or a dude? Being in the 310, I know a lot of chicks that DO NOT clean their rooms. Makes my room look like a clean room.
I think you can see mine from space, I'm scared to try though
yay for solo without a sock?
and then she took the phone charger, put it between her nose and lips and started screaming "SAGWAAAA!"
this needs a good nights button
brings new meaning to "pull and pray method"
clearly, an over achiever....ha!
ew gross, someone aimed at someone else's face or maybe it was a hot headboard??
6 11 you're hilarious. any other girls think this not gross but instead ridiculously funny??
Im disgusted that you had a blacklight handy. This implies felt posters on the wall as well.
Are you really that fucking stupid?!? Have you never seen the black light tests done at hotels on the news? Why would it be so implausible for someone else to do that on their bed after having seen it done on TV? Some people do already have black lights in their room. God you must be stupid. A word of advice, stop pushing in the Q-tip when you first feel resistance.
this reminds me of the film short bus and the jackson pollock painting.
Guess that means somebody missed a few times
this guy must be a shooter.
6:11 darling...oh please. "Obtain sex"? He's pulling out because that's better than wearing a glove.
As for the headboard thing, ehh understandable, considering the "masterpiece" bit, you're either having a lot of lonely nights or a lot of not so lonely ones...Good to know you do clean your sheets every once in a while.
Although I will say, I still own a blacklight from way-back-when.
Not sure if it's still working, though. I should find it sometime.
I don't even want to know what my sheets look like right now, though. =/
Dude......you so rule