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  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:33pm

    That's why they call it a headboard I guess...

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:54pm

    w00t for Shortbus reference.

  • 47 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:13pm

    Lmao this was one of the best I've read in a while!

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:56pm

    I was going to Ewwwwwww at this too but 8:53 beat me to it. And why is it all over the headboard??? Gross.

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:40pm

    hahah gross, but funny !

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:25am

    Your headboard might be next on your list of things to clean. Lol.

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:05pm

    when the ceiling gets splattered with jism THEN you get 1000 points. until then you're just another twisted freak

  • 45 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:11am

    Why the hell are you pulling out. Freak. Moisture missile? How do you even obtain sex?

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:16am

    this is great, ahahaha

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:36pm

    jackson pollock wasn't a genius, this is where he got his ideas.

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:51pm

    yay for solo without a sock?

  • 41 44
    Submitted by ROSSHOLE on Sep 25, 10 at 11:34pm

    and then she took the phone charger, put it between her nose and lips and started screaming "SAGWAAAA!"

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:26am

    such a fake post...who the fuck does a "black light test" ?! nontheless, i feel bad, he's with the wrong girls

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:20pm

    9:36 Hahahahahaha! Yup, the famous artist got his idea from a blacklight and a slut's headboard. Epiccc.

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:18pm

    this needs a good nights button

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:20pm

    I think you can see mine from space, I'm scared to try though

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:12pm

    Now is this a chick or a dude? Being in the 310, I know a lot of chicks that DO NOT clean their rooms. Makes my room look like a clean room.

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:41pm

    Im disgusted that you had a blacklight handy. This implies felt posters on the wall as well.

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:43am

    ew gross, someone aimed at someone else's face or maybe it was a hot headboard??

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:25am

    12:26am Are you really that fucking stupid?!? Have you never seen the black light tests done at hotels on the news? Why would it be so implausible for someone else to do that on their bed after having seen it done on TV? Some people do already have black lights in their room. God you must be stupid. A word of advice, stop pushing in the Q-tip when you first feel resistance.

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:45pm

    10:07 you're a champ

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:16am

    6:11 darling...oh please. "Obtain sex"? He's pulling out because that's better than wearing a glove. As for the headboard thing, ehh understandable, considering the "masterpiece" bit, you're either having a lot of lonely nights or a lot of not so lonely ones...Good to know you do clean your sheets every once in a while.

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:32pm

    I seriously LOL'd at this one. A+++++ will laugh again

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:37pm

    clearly, an over achiever....ha!

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:07pm

    this reminds me of the film short bus and the jackson pollock painting.

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:29pm

    HAHAHA, 2:41. Although I will say, I still own a blacklight from way-back-when. Not sure if it's still working, though. I should find it sometime. I don't even want to know what my sheets look like right now, though. =/

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:06am

    6 11 you're hilarious. any other girls think this not gross but instead ridiculously funny??

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:49pm

    FUCKING LEGENDERY!!!

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:36pm

    this guy must be a shooter.

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:16am

    "moisture missile" ha!

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:29am

    brings new meaning to "pull and pray method"

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:10am

    i've had this happen to me before. if you hitting a girl doggystyle facing your headboard it builds up quite a bit of pressure and when you pull out you get some solid range on your moisture missile. i shot it on the back of her head / the headboard lol so then we took a shower together.

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:44pm

    Guess that means somebody missed a few times

  • 21 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:42pm

    Dude......you so rule