You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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News flash, when tacos become that important, you're pregnant. Good luck with that.
people read way to far into these texts. their just funny little pointless messages u read when u have nothing better to do. so just read them and enjoy, and if u dont enjoy them, delete the app.
I'm thinking the text was sent by the pregnant girls boyfriend. It sounds like something my ex would say.
I think someone eating tacos might be what got you into this situation in the first place...
I'm assuming you're an idiot since either you were drunk while thinking you might be pregnant or you have random cravings and didn't think getting the test was a smart call
your kid's gonna pop out with a lawn mower...
Good shit...wait, I mean bueno mierde...
Guess you were eating for two. ;)
That's a lot of tacos
I doubt you'll be saying the same thing 9 months from now
I can tell you're a master of the good decision. At least you're consistent.
Just drown it in red wine, whiskey, and regret. You'll be fine.
Tacos are sooooo good
@manlaw6 you can buy pregnancy tests at the dollarstore
This OP is definitely a dude lmao
This is obviously fake, nobody can eat as many tacos as the price of a pregnancy test can buy!
stay classy stl.