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  • Submitted by Flecka on Mar 5, 11 at 2:30pm

    News flash, when tacos become that important, you're pregnant. Good luck with that.

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    Submitted by sidthesquid on Mar 5, 11 at 3:37pm

    people read way to far into these texts. their just funny little pointless messages u read when u have nothing better to do. so just read them and enjoy, and if u dont enjoy them, delete the app.

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    Submitted by scarletskyy on Mar 5, 11 at 3:24pm

    I'm thinking the text was sent by the pregnant girls boyfriend. It sounds like something my ex would say.

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    Submitted by jasboo on Mar 5, 11 at 2:26pm

    your kid's gonna pop out with a lawn mower...

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Mar 5, 11 at 4:54pm

      Good shit...wait, I mean bueno mierde...

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    Submitted by ttesroD on Mar 5, 11 at 4:53pm

    I think someone eating tacos might be what got you into this situation in the first place...

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    Submitted by Phys on Mar 5, 11 at 3:03pm

    I'm assuming you're an idiot since either you were drunk while thinking you might be pregnant or you have random cravings and didn't think getting the test was a smart call

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    Submitted by Alldaron on Mar 6, 11 at 8:19am

    Guess you were eating for two. ;)

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    Submitted by LoveDumpster on Mar 5, 11 at 2:41pm

    Just drown it in red wine, whiskey, and regret. You'll be fine.

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    Submitted by CrimeinStereo on Mar 6, 11 at 1:23pm

    I can tell you're a master of the good decision. At least you're consistent.

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    Submitted by SandyL69 on Mar 10, 11 at 10:57pm

    Awesome!!

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    Submitted by NPH9384 on Mar 5, 11 at 5:15pm

    That's a lot of tacos

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    Submitted by nantucket on Mar 6, 11 at 10:06pm

    @manlaw6 you can buy pregnancy tests at the dollarstore

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    Submitted by Funsized_5 on Mar 5, 11 at 6:51pm

    I doubt you'll be saying the same thing 9 months from now

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    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 5, 11 at 2:43pm

    This is obviously fake, nobody can eat as many tacos as the price of a pregnancy test can buy!

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    Submitted by andthelion on Mar 6, 11 at 2:51pm

    stay classy stl.

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    Submitted by soberonwknds on Mar 6, 11 at 1:45am

    Tacos are sooooo good

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    Submitted by alybabee on Mar 6, 11 at 6:27pm

    This OP is definitely a dude lmao