If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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Porksword..= Great Moments In Hookup History
If you're ok with me doing the popcorn box trick, sure!
Define this trick...?
Guy holds the popcorn box in his lap, pokes a hole in the bottom and puts himself in the box. Offers girl popcorn and first date ice is broken!
Mmm, hot buttered penis!
I always imagined my penis enveloped in hot popcorn and boiling butter as...unpleasant
friendzone lvl 90
sure, and you can be mine booty that night
Hell yeah(: This guys a smart drunk!