everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
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what is ed hardy? haha! what are you? 78?
The only thing Ed Hardy makes that is remotely cool is lighters. I have one and love it.
You know what? I'm going to say it: The rest of the world hates the stupid fucking guido, ed hardy shirt-wearing, gun-polishing, jesus-blowing part of America. Hurry the fuck up and die already. Geez.
i will thank this person. that is one less crazy person that will be attracted to me
Thank you for helping take douches like this off the street. I am in your debt!
He was wearing white sunglasses too, wasn't he?
ohhhhhhhhhh no, another ed hardy text. giant fight ensues. (just like anything involving pubic hair, fat chicks, twilight, queefing, etc.)
I polish all my guns with ed hardy shirts, I tried to blow Jesus, but he said "Bro, I don't swing that way!"
Of course, 1:02. It seemed so apropos ...
hahahahah you're so right 11:38, you were quoting the big lebowski, right?
I must totally live uner a rock... What the hell is Ed Hardy?
If you wear Ed Hardy or Affliction brand anything, you are a creepy douchebag who needs to eat the business end of a shotgun.
11:07 is right. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
bullshit he did. He said "grab me by the ears and throat-fuck me"
8:33 is correct. 8:58 is more correct.
ok guys, leave Jesus out of this.
2:27 Ed Hardy is the national symbol of the douchefuck.
Don't worry. You're not missing anything.
i also have no idea but i get the feeling it's better that way
Thank you. I have a few ex douchebags if you want to take them as well
white sunglasses, ed hardy lighter?
Sounds oddly familiar to a douche packer i know.
Come to my town and take care of him please!
and you sir are a fuckin douche. You are THAT part of America I hate,
Thank you. Your doing the human race loads of good.
I'm pretty sure I could be your partner n crime with this category of guys haha...