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  • Better hope the bartender has a bad memory.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Sorry you have nothing too suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:22pm
  • dick. fucking tip your bartenders. say it with me... A DOLLAR A DRINK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:45am
  • Who do you think you are? Captain crunch!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:03pm
  • As long as you gave real money too, awesome

    Submitted by sas134 on Mar 1, 11 at 9:58pm
  • Either the bartender was nasty (or a dude) or thidis guy is an ass. Whatever it is I totally want to fuck him. Lol! Wish I was kidding...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:45am
  • I'd like to see this happen just to see how hard the bouncers toss his ass out the door.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:47pm
  • lmao this is classic westbury deffiently went to clarke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:49am
  • I don't know about where your from but here servers get paid $2.13 an hour. And your a dick for not tipping.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:57am
  • although im not down for dudes that dont tip, this is hillarious and i hope you were at dizzy lizards by hofstra.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:32pm
  • what an ass move. you better not go back to the bar, cuz trust me..the bartender will know you. -an awesome bartender

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:50pm
  • anyone who thinks this is funny is probably a shitty tipper too. stupid jerk. you should go back to that bar and apologize for being such a cheap ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:00pm
  • I would put some gnarly shit in your drink the next time you came in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:58am
  • so you carry cherios in your pocket to use as currency? i hope you like spit in your drink. oh yeah..first!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:44am
  • i love nassau county.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:53am
  • i hope this is legit cuz that is just way too funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:33pm
  • Gonna have a pow-pow- powerful good-good feeling with cheer-cheer-cheerioooooos! First!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:57pm
  • Why the fuck would you have cherrios on you at a bar?

    Submitted by Whodafukcares on Sep 13, 10 at 5:55pm
  • YOU'RE A DOUCHE BAG GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC ASSHOLE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:58am
  • Servers and bartenders alike. Calm the fuck down. It's a funny text. Don't act like you've never been stiffed. As a bartender I'd rather get a snack than nothing at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 11:52pm
  • wtf i swear i was frist! this blows.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:50am
  • classic. i love my bartenders and tip them in cash but i would love to see someone tip in cereal currency. awesome move dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 3:37pm