Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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Oh yes, because it is perfectly fine to eat off of the floor everywhere else.
Eating thing off of the floor is a no-go, but eating things off of Matt is another thing entirely!!!
Hi. My name is Mat.
Don't eat anything...... 'Cept pussy
5 second rule does not apply there. What a shame.
You might wind up consuming a little black curly hair!
Doesn't everyone like floor sex?!
i sure do!
floor..wall..wall to floor...across the floor into the next room...
Glad I'm not going to be at Matt's house... Because this way, it will be no big deal to eat stuff off the floor....
Thats not true...