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  • I think it's pretty fuckin HILARIOUS myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:19am
  • what a champ. the guys the one with the issues, dudes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 8:18pm
  • One can't be a slut if the guy they're trying to eff can't even get it up ;) And for all you hoochies know it could be her (now ex) boyfriend, fack.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:41am
  • No. Not a crock of shit, just a fat annoying bitch that you never want to be stuck talking to at a party.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:14am
  • heh.. i read 10:41 as... "it could be her" it thought that was how they meant it - heck, that COULD be why he couldn't get it up! ya think of that??

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:12am
  • I usually whisper it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:56pm
  • He probably had whiskey dick... typical male

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:15pm
  • whatever, you gotta do what you gotta do to make the best of a disappointment

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:50am
  • Sounds like a typical LA slut. She can eat shit..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:39am
  • What a crock of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:45pm
  • jesus how is this girl a 'slut' and a 'bitch' just because this guy is lame in bed?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 8:04am
  • What the hell does that mean?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:32am
  • Guys try so hard to get girls in bed. If you get a lady in bed then fail to perform, you sir, are a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:54am
  • If she knew how to suck a dick it wouldn't be a problem

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:06pm
  • I I could drink a beer during sex I'd be in heaven. All women should be this lucky... Really

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:45pm
  • k how does this bullshit get posted but not some of the hilarious REAL texts i've got/sent?? do they randomly select/delete shit they get sent in?? that sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:55am
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