first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
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I think it's pretty fuckin HILARIOUS myself
what a champ. the guys the one with the issues, dudes.
One can't be a slut if the guy they're trying to eff can't even get it up ;)
And for all you hoochies know it could be her (now ex) boyfriend, fack.
No. Not a crock of shit, just a fat annoying bitch that you never want to be stuck talking to at a party.
heh.. i read 10:41 as... "it could be her"
it thought that was how they meant it - heck, that COULD be why he couldn't get it up! ya think of that??
whatever, you gotta do what you gotta do to make the best of a disappointment
He probably had whiskey dick... typical male
Sounds like a typical LA slut. She can eat shit..
What a crock of shit
jesus how is this girl a 'slut' and a 'bitch' just because this guy is lame in bed?
I usually whisper it
What the hell does that mean?
Guys try so hard to get girls in bed. If you get a lady in bed then fail to perform, you sir, are a douche.
If she knew how to suck a dick it wouldn't be a problem
I I could drink a beer during sex I'd be in heaven. All women should be this lucky... Really
k how does this bullshit get posted but not some of the hilarious REAL texts i've got/sent?? do they randomly select/delete shit they get sent in??