first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
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I think it's pretty fuckin HILARIOUS myself
what a champ. the guys the one with the issues, dudes.
I usually whisper it
One can't be a slut if the guy they're trying to eff can't even get it up ;)
And for all you hoochies know it could be her (now ex) boyfriend, fack.
No. Not a crock of shit, just a fat annoying bitch that you never want to be stuck talking to at a party.
heh.. i read 10:41 as... "it could be her"
it thought that was how they meant it - heck, that COULD be why he couldn't get it up! ya think of that??
What the hell does that mean?
Guys try so hard to get girls in bed. If you get a lady in bed then fail to perform, you sir, are a douche.
whatever, you gotta do what you gotta do to make the best of a disappointment
He probably had whiskey dick... typical male
jesus how is this girl a 'slut' and a 'bitch' just because this guy is lame in bed?
Sounds like a typical LA slut. She can eat shit..
What a crock of shit
If she knew how to suck a dick it wouldn't be a problem
I I could drink a beer during sex I'd be in heaven. All women should be this lucky... Really
k how does this bullshit get posted but not some of the hilarious REAL texts i've got/sent?? do they randomly select/delete shit they get sent in??